1. "The problem most Icaria Blue players have is that they try to win the game" - LightsOutAce
2. "Lifegoal: Find someone that looks at you the way Ace looks at Channel the Tempest" - rekenner
3. "Why win the game when you can draw more cards?" - LightsOutAce
4. "This is my fault. I'm to blame." - never aReNGee
5. "I don't have to play around Harsh Rule! This is the best day ever!" -WifeOutAce
6. "Sure, the deck works, but how can we fit two more colors in?" - MillerTool
7. "There wasn't a plan, but it looked cool." - aReNGee
8. "I'm now thinking about a silver bullet Direfang Spider. I need help." -aReNGee
9. "Is your goal to get to masters or to run as far away from ladder as possible?" - rekenner
10. "I get to make jet fuel from sea weed using carbonated water." - Neon
11. "We're walking on Dongshine" - LightsOutAce https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageAverageCrabPoooound
12. "i'm repeating rumor as fact" - rekenner
13. "hmmm yea. ok I just... you know... uhh.. well. thinking." - MillerTool
14. "Winning a game raises your chances of winning the match." - SirRhino
15. "its statistically probable once we reach a high enough number of players that some of them will be snails" - aReNGee
16. "That's not the question we're trying to answer. We're trying to answer whether or not he's rekt'd here. He is. Just because he could be more rekt'd, or more efficiently rekt'd, doesn't mean he is not currently, to some degree, rekt'd." - RubySolve
17. "I'm now brewing Icebow Maiden Interrogator. What's wrong with me?" - Calimdir
18. "if RNG climbing ladder isn't enough evidence that Feln is by far the strongest deck out there, I don't know what is" - SirRhino
19. "To the unpaid community hype fomenter and preening mafficker whose username is commonly Neon..."
20. "Units can't fly" - Sandstorm Titan
21. "if you got highrolled, you got highrolled, accept it" - IlyaK
22. "Even the velveteen rabbit knew he wasn't real, and he had fluff for brains. It is high time you learned the same."
23. "Son, your grandfather started this match all those years ago and when he was too weak, he passed the mantle of Chalice player down to me. I too have grown too old and it is now your duty to finish this game. It is a grueling ordeal but I believe that you can be the one to finish this game. Now go and bring glory to crystalline chalice."
24. "i need to actually start using quotebot" - aReNGee
25. "Switching decks when you hit a bad meta pocket is like sleeping around just because your girl got her period." - finkel
26. Kirby just felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if a Scraptank cried out in terror and was suddenly torched.
27. "Having trouble against a stranger deck with the new Triumphant Stranger? Simply introduce yourself to them. They will stop being strangers and lose the bonuses." - TheBearProphet
28. "It's fine... y'know. I know words." - Chibikawaii
29. "Is Unearthly a professional chef? The way he plates is pretty solid" - pita_dude
30. "Math is for blockers." - Literally everybody
31. "I can't even get it up for anything smaller than an 8/8 daisho, tbh" - rekenner
32. "I will 100% take sloppy thirds" - Mark
33. "This man knows how to go out with a dong" - LightsOutAce
34. "It's like santa ate avatar and shaved off all his hair" - Mark
35. "Is Passage of Eons the best removal right now?" - SirRhino
36. "We've reached the just playing cards at random part of the game" - LightsOutAce
37. "On the plus side, I drew 41 cards, so who won that game?" - LightsOutAce
38. "How dead is he? The answer is skeleton." - Calimdir
39. "It seemed to me to be mostly training wheels. and in case that is true it is usually in case of a control the the training wheels version that usually survives since it is the easier to consistently pilot one."
40. "That's probably too graphic for me to say on stream... edit that out." - LightsOutAce
41. "When you were climbing ranks, I learned the art of the brew. When you were slamming Tavrod on curve, I mastered the infinite combo. When you wasted your days grinding Stonescar Aggro to Masters, I splashed for A New Tomorrow. And now that your ladder is burning and your barts have crumbled to dust, you have the AUDACITY to come to me for help." - Locopojo
42. [SPG] Bradykin: i'm an uncultured savage
43. “People play fast because they think it makes them look cool. You know what is better than looking cool? Winning.” - Amnesiac
44. "Kampf's signature deck is the 3 month hiatus" - aReNGee
45. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - rekenner
46. #trustInChickkene - IlyaK
47. "My spanish isn't very good, that may have been portuguese" - aReNGee
48. "Permafrost is great except for all the times it isn't" - SirRhino
49. "It starts with N and ends with Knucklebones" - Exkirby
50. "0 costs a lotttttt less than 1" - SirRhino
51. "Ilya K [OND]: problem is there isn't a lot to talk about in eternal" - Ilya "20 minute Interview" K
52. "I always sound like a tool, that's kinda my thing" - LightsOutAce
53. "I wasn't done having fun yet! Get back here!" - LightsOutAce
54. LightsOutAce Fists Rolant
55. Just show me that DONG! - LightsOutAce
56.  I am the King of Dongers! When I need the Donger I get the Donger! -LightsOutAce
57. "opponent physically impaled you? call the police" - aReNGee
58. "it's not about [that], It's about DWD making a game worth playing" - IlyaK
59. your roster reveal was reported twice for "intentionally throwing"
60. "absolutely incredible" - Battlefy
61. "cowards flee from their homes to GO FACE" - Joxer
62. "No, Rek is going to personally email all 200+ people their pool. He's also going to handwrite individualized notes and scan them attached to those emails. Each pool will be signed "packed with love" and he will kiss each one before sending it. Overall, the process takes about 4 minutes"
63. "The murders will continue until the board state improves." - rekenner
64. "i only draw swamps and yugioh cards in mental eternal" - aReNGee
65. go swindle the yetipult in feln
66. "best card in the game" - Neon, who didn't read the card and isn't aware of the game
67. ""At some point I want enough quotes in the system that I can have an entire conversation in chat by just highrolling !quote" - should be a quote" - Ahorndolphin
68. "Twerking on Christmas, Presents for the Whole Club, Jolly Old Saint Ross, I Got All This Money ('Tis the Season), Call Me Big Santa, Ride You (The Sleigh Song), Mistlehoe" - LightsOutAce
69. He's actually a 2 damage purify for 2TJ that can aim the damage and silence at different targets, and is still fast - Bradykin
70. Tixij a big fan of ism
71. " it makes everyone stay down and sit still while you fuck them. That's my style" - Bradykin
72. "Notice me cha-kuuuuun~ senpaiiii~" - shedd
73. "Three guys play a bunch of games (maybe 50 each) at Top 100 Masters. Then they sit around in a private Discord channel discussing what they would like to see the meta look like." - AlpacaLips
74. "tbh, Huckleberry has been power creeped by "Have we met?"" - rekenner
75. "and it all comes down to rekenner" - aReNGee
76. "Winning the game is not BM" - LightsOutAce
77. "Power face power aegis thing" - LOA
78. "I can't wait to bone Partick Chapin" LightsOutAce
79. "Some people play Azindel's Gift, but some people also snort glue." - Neon
80. "I've played 4 games on ladder today. 2 of them were against Scream. This is the world we have made, bask in the glory of our creation." - Missingtoez
81. "Our journey starts soon after the release of The Dusk Road, when deep in the heart of The Engine Room (the super-secret ultra-exclusive discord voice chat where “high level” players gather to decide what the meta will look like, give cycles of cards goofy names and make Solarflare paranoid)" - Missingtoez
82. "I have faith that skeejay is a better deck builder than... ok nvm" - flash2351
83. "Losing quickly is a form of tempo" - Unearthly
84. "We made a massive mistake, but won easily, because our opponent couldn't beat a single Tavrod on turn 8." - LightsOutAce
85. "WE DID IT! WE WON! WE WON THE VIDEO GAME!" - LightsOutAce
86. "it's like the pinnacle of eternal! We won the game with no cards left in our deck with the 11th Tavrod" - LightsOutAce
87. "Me being an uncultured savage with no wits or intelligence is a fairly well-attested fact" - Bradykin
88. "nothing destroys a good quote like context" - aReNGee
89. "Is feln even a bad matchup for grenadins? I mean theoretically, but it sometimes doesn't play out like that" - theovermemer
90. "Superior cards lead to superior plays" - Furlough
91. "what if causality was already proven, but in the future" - aReNGee
92. "redshift is just flux for the universe" - aReNGee
93. "are we not all time machines but we can only go forwards, at teh same speed as everything else" - aReNGee
94. "And most of the time, i beat myself before you can do anything" - TonyGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
95. "This guy is playing 3 color, 6 influence, diplo seal on turn 1, plays Rindra into Makto on curve deck. ET wants him to join the team." - camat0
96. jajajaja - camat0
97. "Unearthly and I together have 17% of the weekly tournament wins." -rekenner
98. "i need unearthly to die" - camat0
99. "Reverse player draft is the best format of all time" - Hulkbuster
100. "There will be lots of teams and lots of decks in the finals" - aReNGee
101. "Is Ilya even competitive in ETS anymore?" -rekenner
102. "Yeah but calling it "Hooters" sends the wrong message" - Bradykin
103. "twitch reserves the right to come to your house and beat you senseless because what are you gonna do about it you lil bitch" ~Twitch Terms of Service
104. "that's what i love about salad. the design space so open. complex decision trees" - BassoonBuffoon
105. "i just wanna live in the timeline where i use my crest of mystery to send my unplayable New Vara to the bottom of my deck" - BassoonBuffoon
106. "You know the eternal community is growing when we have shit show drama like this, excellent sign" -BruisedByGod
107. "you ever see that copypasta about the kid playing platinum angel and using that as a reason to ignore a judge call" - rekenner
108. "He doesn't play diplo seal and he gives credit to other people! GET OUT OF ET!" -camat0
109. "You don't matter." - Gabe
110. "Mesquite BBQ is the core set pringle that saw the most play in my stacks. Good in so many matchups, has synergies with so many flavors." - Seifangus
111. "I'm used to playing with myself" -NotoriousGHP
112. "Man, I haven't written an erotic fiction with someone since college" - LightsOutAce
113.  "he was basically just professing his undying love for you, your taste in literature, and his desire to cowrite erotica with you" - rekenner
114. "so does 'show all work' mean you have to print screen this conversation as well?" - komodo
115. "Acceptance is a great decision to make when you are completely out of options." - Grubby
116. "i'm only attracted to people who don't make the mistake of liking me" - aReNGee
117. rumor has it that Ghave was shuffled into a regular 52 playing card deck, tossed in the air, and he went infinite 3 times on the way down - aReNGee
118. "Eternal was a mistake" -rekenner
119. "we all read the rules" - overmaster
120. "At least RNG didn't completely decide to fuck me, I guess" - rekenner
121. "You can splash for different timezones" - Thundershot
122. You guys do not respect my deckbuilding the way you should tho. The 3 times ive brought out new serious decks they have become meta mainstays. That 3 for 3 record is not something a lot of people can spout. Wait until you smell what the Hulk is cooking
123. "Ranked #1 by RNG? We lost" -herad
124. "they played a t1 yeti spy of course the rest of their hand is garbage" - rekenner
125. "im not presenting any valid argument just trash talking" - every camat0 quote
126. "Iktyarbagah! Hoota pikatta! Heh heh." - Wump
127. "You're all wrong! Everybody is wrong!" - LightsOutAce
128. "You know its an overmaster-deck when you say you broke it and its playing watchwing conscript" - Hulk
129. "neon, you would argue with a shoebox as long as someone else was watching" - RNG
130. ": Pretty sure Hooru is tier 0 after this expansion" - LightsOutAce, May 17 2018, after seeing two cards total
131. "Could he know something I don't? No, he is trash." - camat0
132. "is mirror better? in rakanner words weeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll" - cemet0
133. "Ilya and LOA both have purple names so he probably thought purple name meant crazy person" -Skeejay
134. "And sure, we can assume set 5 will have cards" - IlyaK
135. "Always disappointed when I'm passed over" - TheSkeeJay
136. "TheSkeeJay rules!" - attributed to pchapin by TheSkeeJay
137. "should i do a skeejay and add it to quotebot?" - flash2351
138. "I mean, no one clicked on "rekenner streams" expecting high-level gameplay." -LightsOutAce
139. "I can't really collude with Alarmadillo cause no one will believe he wins vs a teammate" -Komodo
140. "I would describe my sleep schedule as chaotic neutral" - Neon
141. "with schoolar i have obtained unseen with aegis or endurance and that was realy a problem for enemy" - cemet0
142. "male ladder results matter" - TonyGeeeee
143. "It's kind if like Hearthstone except everything has Taunt and some things have more Taunt than others" - TheSkeeJay
144. "It's a card Pojo will play 1 copy of and draw it in exactly the right situations" - TheSkeeJay
145. "i was hoping for catgirls, but sure" - aReNGee
146. "I like resisting the global hegemony of the bourgeoisie via socialist ideology mixed with neo-liberal evidence based policy making" - Neon
147. “You actually draw 7 cards when you kill your opponent” - LoA
148. "What you guys need to understand is that everyone is an idiot" - LoA
149. ""Wholesome" in this sense meaning kirby took the whole turn timer, then some" - BassoonBuffoon
150. "at the end of the day, you're going to have to accept that competitive eternal will at some point involve playing eternal" - aReNGee
151. "you can add depth to chess by putting a gun in the room" - aReNGee
152. "I would sacrifice SkeeJay for a Xenan Crest" - LightsOutAce
153. "I would pay good money for a pet LOA... he can yell deck techs at me and I’ll feed him only prime rib" -Drifter
154. "I'd write about harnessing inconsistency to make you harder to hard counter, but this game is too inconsistent to do that really." - jez2718
155. “Jawbone Greatsword gives Rakano a way to kill Pacifier” - aReNGee
156. "And now we know how Neon manages to do a PhD, have a family, and write novels for us. He's a caffeine elemental." - rekenner
157. "levitate will be the most played card in set 4" - camat0
158. Rolled a Error Connecting To Remote Server out of 100
159. "This game is afraid of me... I have seen its true face. The decks are extended gutters and the gutters are full of Titans... and all the redditors and netdeckers will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'" - Bradykin
160. "first give firemaw charge with magus of celerity, then cut all the combo pieces for good praxis cards and voila" - Sir Rhino
161. "This is fine" LOA, after being hit with a teacher with 2 copies of devour, a drone and no other playable cards in hand
162. "Dying is a bad way to win the game" - SirRhino
163. "the secret is actually to turn your entire deck upside down. that way all your cards have warp" - OhItsMulligan
164. "well the coffin was already nailed, but they launched the coffin into the sun" - Bradykin
165. "Kenna decks are so nutty in this constructed format. They're impossible to build, but you always seem to queue up against that one person who has 2+ Kennas, End of Hostilities, and completely Kennas out on the play" - TiltingFunctor
166. "I don’t know if you are complementing his deck or his breakfast" - Bradykin
167. "This was great. I really agree with all the things you said." - Paradox
168. Ilya K: I *madeI 8t
169. "Units you draw get +0/+0" - Blackhall Warleader
170. "I'm just saying you guys aren't even arguing, you are just shouting back and forth "I'm right"" - Unearthly
171. "i'm not sure there's anything neon does that he isn't addicted to" - aReNGee
172. "I think that part of me that felt guilt died of a heart attack before the rest of me did" - Neon
173. "that involves playing eternal and as such lacks mass market appeal" - aReNGee
174. "that is why i play charge rod i dont feel bad is charge rod lose" - camat0
175. "I can only flame rngeternal members and tonyG. It's in my contract" - aReNGee
176. "Unfair essentially means breaking the rules of alchemy from FMA" - Tixij
177. "if they nerf finest i stop playing" - camat0
178. "Is that not going to get quoted? Ffs what do I need to say to get a quote!?" - Skeejay
179. Over shut the fuck up and read. - GHP
180. "i will fire you, but you're useful, so don't clean out too much of your desk before the invitational" - RNG
181. "I too like to gamble my hundred thousand dollar flagship tourney on untrained, untested volunteers" - aReNGee
182. "You're just collateral damage from bus throwing" - aReNGee
183. "Tony said something like gl hf before playing in the ETS and I said fuck that I hope you flood" - camat0
184. "i think if i won that match, and then four more matches, i woulda won the tournament" - aReNGee
185. "Rengy, if nothing else, you are certainly a fountain of wisdom" - ExKirby
186. "Thank god it's just a crossover fanfic, I thought you were describing a deck you had built." - Bradykin
187. "It can do it, also by do it I mean lose" - cutegayspaceai
188. "If there's one advantage to this game giving you so few options, it's that you can play so many decks and understand so many matchups from at least a 10000 foot level" - IlyaK 2016
189. "Crown should probably have its cost increased to 6" - IlyaK 2016
190. "Is DWD's plan to rotate set1 by eventually increasing the cost of every card in it by 1?" - Jez
191. "Just got to blow my own captain hnnng" - komodo
192. "when pojo is happy during a game you know its just an undefined fuckfest not representative of ladder a week from now" - CrankyPanda01
193. "damn dude idk why your getting fucking salty at me i didnt make the fucking card i just ran hotter than you sorry i got luck" - SooNo
194. "the game is trash if an aggro deck with moondial cant win a tournament" - camat0
195. "If they nerf daisho i quit the game" - TonyRetireeeee
196. "I take my bans like a man. I sit there for 10 minutes and wait then I go back to being a dipshit" - Darkness
197. "every control deck with reclaimer has a positive matchup vs the round clock" - aReNGee
198. "i need them big old monkey tits to remind me i suck" - TonyGeeeee
199. "tourney died, DWD lied, siraf byed" - Unearthly
200. "if you fire a blunderbuss you'll probably fire Rekenner as well somehow" - komodo
201. "if the door says push stop standing outside throwing rocks at the window" - aReNGee
202. "You know what I mean, and I know you will have a stupid answer. We are not here for useful conversation." - camat0
203. "Only a good gun with a gun can gun a bad gun with a gun." - Missingtoez
204. "he better fucking subtrain my ass when i get back to streaming" - TonyDoubleG
205. One day the mighty Latch of Scars will bless us with commandments. They will say "These are the breakers of ties and how they function" and " Thou may not partake of gameplay that is not your own, nor give aid to your brethren in their gameplay" and "Indulgence of multiple accounts is a sin unto the Wolf". We will know the penalties of breaking these commandments, and there will be much rejoicing
206. "There are no reasonable people in this chat" -lv13david
207. "amazing how much scattershot combo resembles F2P shitpile" - Tiltykin
208. "You can't ala carte god mode" - missingtoez
209. "Don't quote me on that" - jez2718, shortly after claiming relics matter will break azurite prixis
210. "Listen, there is nothing more honourable than a goat." - aReNGee
211. Peak is fun - Tixij
212. "it's in fact you that sucks" - Tixij
213. "Consider a rectangle" - IlyaK
214. "I couldn't win on my own but my opponent saw the line of play that got me out of this" - aReNGee
215. "lemme get on that d**k for 7 hours fam" - MantidMan
216. "Notable thing with Demand Death: it doesn't say "you lose the game". Scarlatch literally comes to your house with a Battleaxe" - jez
217. "think of me as an IlyaK with an understanding of diplomatic tone" - jez, who believes this is a positive comparison
218. "I think Casualties is going to push Ixtun renown into playable territory more than any other card" - theovermaster
219. "This is no Campfire Watchman" - TheBoxer
220. "back in my day, players had respect for the game" - TonyGeeeee
221.  "breaking news: cards that you play in card game decides games" - F300XEN
222. "Having a discussion with Ilya is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." - komodo
223. "Eternal were a mistake" - You know who
224. IlyaK "would rather see a corgi-humping squirrel rather than a dancing demigoddess riding a dragon"
225. "basically, you have board stalls in limited" - IlyaK
226. "Damage is damage" - Missingtoez
227. "!addquote was a mistake" - komodo