1. "I have his head over here!"
2. Your face makes the cake.
3. "My booty hurts"
4. I WILL POOP IN YOUR YARD!
5. "I'm gonna strangle you with a pitchfork!"
6. "With all of my gusto, I shall kill you all!"
7. "I didn't know pink was a color, but ok..."
8. "Aww... Look at you and your mouth"
9. "Wait, let me take your clothes! PLEASE. Fine. Don't you worry, I'll find some... Or I'll kill you for them."
10. "Don't worry your tiny little computer faces."
11. "Ooh, me likey explosions! When explosions are involved... I will be around."
12. "I saw your little invisible booty going in there."
13. "NO! Stop zipping around like a zippy-zipper!!"
14. "Todd Haberkorn makes me nervous."
15. All I had was my legs.
16. I swear to the poop on the ground... why do you have to be like this?
17. Oh noo... Muh bum hurts
18. "I can't do a slicey-dicey?"
19. "You're like a Play-doh machine from Hades."-- Darius
20. "It's the power of the pork bun!"
21. "You all thought it was an apple on the tree of life, but noooo, it was a pork bun!"-- Darius
22. "Take a look at your dead body."
23. "Mmm, my brother has presented me with a breadstick of peace.. That sounded like I was gonna say pee."
24. "He swiftly doge-ed my bullet!"
25. "That's because a tornado did DO IT. A LITTLE MEXICAN TORNADO!"
26. "He is a toasted Mexican!"
27. "I just DON'T LIKE his chiseled jawline!"
28. "Your chiseled jawline isn't gonna knock me down!"
29. "Well, him being white is true too! And he's REALLY white, so."
30. "It's a game... About MEXICANS!"
31. "The throat gnome is controlling me!"
32. "WAIT! Does he have an accent BUT HE LOOKS ASIAN?!"
33. "Kachow!"
34. "Help with what? IT'S A DEAD BODY?" -- DariusFaux
35. "Pepper made you sneeze? Who is Pepper? Is pepper your cat... Or? Who is pepper?"
36. "I CAN SEE YOU CHANGING YOUR CLOTHES!!"
37. "Look at how shiny my horse's booty is."
38. You little sucker on a pancake
39. Why in the World of Warcraft -Hurner
40. "OHH! CAT PEE IS DISGUSTING! CAT PEE IS THE WORST."
41. This is a lot of eyebrows!
42. "I'm in a PICKLE! PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE!"
43. "I'm doing it anyway because I AM A GUTSY INDIVIDUAL."
44. "I need eyeballs. I NEED EYEBALLS REALLY BAD."
45. "I am not completely white after all."
46. *Gasps* "It's the PERFECT stubby arm."
47. I saw PURPLEEEEE..... SHINY!
48. STOP FOLLOWING ME LIKE A STALKER.... are you running away from me dude?
49. I'm sorry for declothing you guys....
50. I'm too LAZY! I do not want to walk
51. "I almost forgot how to say bracelets."
52. "I like this I like this... I'll go broke *buys item*"
53. I've got a big flashlight KAPOO!
54. A chesty goo! OOO Weeeee
55. Did someone make a joke out of this and add an orange I didn't know about?
56. "Hideo Kojima! You weird man. You weird man, you."
57. "YES. We were just talking about butts!"
58. "He keeps crying. He has an allergy. He has an allergy to BTS."
59. "I'm here with your dang, darn tootin' pizza!"
60. I'm as broke as a basket in a trash can in a toilet!
61. Just gotta keep smackin' somebody around 'til they come around!
62. People think the bunny are ugly!
63. I am running out of english language
64. "The packages!"
65. "Boosty-boo!"
66. Well, that just made my brain.... *hops*
67. I have to deliver high-performance underwear.
68. "YOU LITTLE POOPY-POOPSTER-POOP."
69. GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY
70. She didn't seem to mind getting stabbed.
71. Are your butts eating my remote?
72. Except for stinking Twilight, I like wolves.
73. Benedict Ouch!
74. Holy beans on the Earth planted by the Sun!
75. Heart attack on a bun
76. You kiss the FREAK out of that dragon!
77. Poopin'-poop pooper-poop!
78. Purple hair is now my enemy!
79. I wanted my Pokemon to die
80. When I'm in a Pokemon battle, quotes start pouring out like a waterfall.
81. friend requodes
82. "His mouth is a machine gun!"
83. I haven't had a doctor actually take a look at that and I don't even think they'll be able to find anything because there's no known explanation.
84. "Have you ever been in a situation... where you've spoken to people?"
85. "There's nuthal special"
86. "Oh, little people, like me!"
87. "No, the tiny fingers are just as Spanish as you!"
88. "I'm trying to make sure my Spanish is somewhat grammickly correct!"
89. "I literally had a mini heart attack in my brain!"
90. "Bear and grin it"
91. "...because it makes me want to gag with thousands of gags, if you can imagine it"
92. "...there's abductors there! (*laughs*)"
93. That is the most out of context, I think.
94. I almost snapped my Legos
95. It looks like half of an Eevee...
96. "I am going to glue the ears, I swear to the poop on the ground!"
97. I am aiming like a drunk person!
98. When I typo'd with my mouth
99. I also have very bad photographic memory.
100. it is so satisfying to fry someone
101. Your thoughts are loud!
102. You want to kiss me in face? Holy macaroni and cheese I'm gonna die!
103. "The tears of unicorns is my assumption."
104. I need to trust myself a little more.
105. A human bean...somebody draw that.
106. "If it isn't, I'm going to slap... a pig."
107. Not right now phone...I'm dealing with something.
108. "Ideas flowing through my brain sockets!"
109. "Don't ask me, I dunno what I'm doin's."
110. "More rocks, because, y'know... Bob Ross, and... I don't know what I'm saying."
111. "He is not living, and has to be sold."
112. You stinking piece of poop on a pancake
113. "I guess he's eating, if that's what you wanna call it"
114. "What am I speaking right now?"
115. "@Howjadoo22 Hope you get eaten by a Ceratosaurus" -ShowALK
116. "@ShowALK I HOPE YOUR FACE GETS EATEN BY A CERATOSAURUS" -Howjadoo22
117. I need room for making the thingamabobber...
118. "This whole landscape is built like Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." -DariusFaux
119. "Why are you sick? I GOT A FAULTY DINOSAUR?"
120. "I really want a T-shirt in general"
121. "You guys know that website? Qwer-qwer-qwerrr-qwer-qwerrr-qwerrr-qwer-qwerrr"
122. "I've never gutted somebody like that before!"
123. "I love killing people!"
124. Beating people up makes me hungry for almonds
125. Ohh...ahh...is your beard OK?
126. "My horse is pooping, I'm sorry guys, that's OBSCENE"
127. "You know what?! Stinking POOP on yourself!"
128. "Don't do what I do"
129. "There's a time to poop, and there's not a time to poop"
130. "BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK"
131. "That was a really big yawn. I could have destroyed planets with that." -Darius
132. Wut da beanz? It's magnetic!
133. We're having a little glitchy-glue. LITTLE GLITCHY-GLUUUUE!
134. Wow. That is a useful neck.
135. Please don't leave! The ratings will drop!
136. Unless I make it eat a human carcass. HA HA HA HA!
137. You can just come over here and cough in my face!
138. AHA! I'VE MADE A POINT!
139. "I'm glad I'm not a man."
140. "That looks like a BUTT! It looks like a blue BUTT!"
141. Now he's got the booping ones
142. Oh, for crying on a pancake!
143. My english went to poop land! It went to poop land!
144. What in the confusing bean burritos?
145. BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!
146. It's butt is backwards and I'm hitting it!
147. I've gotta interchill myself!
148. don't worry your tiny munchkin head
149. This isn't anime music. This is a lie.
150. kicking people in the crotch is family friendly!
151. I am going to get depressedededed
152. Only stab them in the crotch!
153. I no longer have a detective Pikachu
154. Did my phone beep, or was that just my nose?
155. "I don't wanna hover hand myself because I don't want me to sue me" -Darius
156. "I am distant because I am suffering! I feel like I am d y i n g!" -Darius
157. Gosh dang it on a pancake maker!
158. Wait, how old am I?
159. WOULD I STOP STABBING MYSELF, PLEASE?
160. I have to travel without crashing into anything, lest I BOMB THE PLACE UP
161. ROCKS, ROCKS, ROCKS!
162. "The bomb's gonna explode, or your pizza's gonna be cold"
163. I'm not malfunctioning or anything, it's fine, hehehe
164. "That little boy knows how to fly like a bean burrito"
165. "Coconut IS my drug"
166. "There's a rash on my butt in the shape of your face." -Darius
167. I JUST NUKED YOSHI!
168. She held it up and it explodelated"
169. Dying is pretty normal. [Laughs]
170. I don't like being the mustard.
171. Shove your obstacle up your nose!
172. I have to remember that water is a bad thing.
173. Yaaaayyy question mark...
174. I'm going to pee right here, and make the baby happy.
175. Oh I created a mushroom! That's what happens when you pee.
176. If you hear music, you're pretty much golden, unless you run into a rock.
177. You have to accept the weird, don't you, Miss Celty?
178. I didn't poop out a rest stop, though, so...
179. I did actually poop out a little rest stop right by the stairs!
180. GO BACK TO HEAVEN
181. I know, I know, don't have a tiny miniature cow...
182. Plug it in to your WHAT?
183. "Did somebody put a ... [pause] ... wow."
184. I'm glad I'm murdering a bunch, it feels good
185. Oh, somebody peed here! Can I pee here?
186. Weeee, anxiety road!
187. Even more spoopy when you don't have a baby by your side...
188. KILL THAT SUCKER PIECE OF TRASH POOP NUGGET
189. I want my baby now!
190. I hate humans
191. The reality of this hurts me!
192. I just killed your friend WOOOO
193. Spank me in the nose!
194. Don't take everything I say seriously; I'm serious!
195. I'm ready to kick a crotch if you want me to!
196. why is snuggling a dog a punishment?
197. you have my baby... GIVE IT BACK!
198. Dude get your head stuck in the bars.
199. he's cute and dead
200. "Just pee on 'em." -Darius
201. "Assert your dominance by peeing on them!" -RistoReborn
202. HE'S PEEING SO MUCH!
203. "HOOOYEEOYEE"
204. "OHDAOOOWUH"
205. "I DOOOooooOOOn't want to CARrrryyyyyyyyYYY a BOOOmmmmmmmBUH"
206. "That would've been it! That would've been it right there! I would've died! The whole entire place, ka-blammy bloom!"
207. These quotes are going to go into the stinking thousands! What are we at? 207. Why is my phone's camera on?
208. "Of course, if they did have feet... Well that would be weird, wouldn't it?"
209. "You guys need to goooOO... STICK YOUR HEADS IN A TOILET! STICK 'EM IN A TOILET!"
210. "His urine shouldn't be this clear"
211. Oh my goshah! Oh my goshah! Oh my gosh!
212. he's like an emotional girl or something
213. WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
214. did you take some drugs, trevor?
215. Tiny people get away with things.
216. silence class
217. "His hair is tall, maybe he likes getting high." -Howjadoo22
218. Dirty Happens
219. "Did I wear a size sass?" -Joe
220. Not thinking at all!
221. "WHY IS MY AIM SO DRUNK"
222. "Wee! I like doing dangerous deeds! OH GOSH!"
223. "These cars are Skyrim horses... OH JEESH, MAYBE NOT, MAYBE NOT, MAYBE NOT!"
224. That is a challenge I am willing to OOF
225. I talk about poop a lot...
226. I don't have time to bubedebupedu to be English...?
227. I forgot how old I was
228. aliens from another alien
229. "We are related to an evil king" -Darious
230. "The first thing you do when you make pizza is you go OH!" -DariOHus
231. I'm okay, I'm used to being stabbed.
232. I can't even sleep in my own bed!
233. I didn't mean to do that. Oops! I didn't mean to do that either!
234. POOOOP. ACTUAL, PHYSICAL POOOOP.
235. Oh yay, I'm doing something illegal!
236. In my future I have been peed on many times...
237. HUDDUH. HUDDUH. HUDDUH. HUDDUH.
238. "Yay! I confused her." -DesertDwarf
239. I was born confused.
240. They're so brutal on there, I love it...
241. I'm drunk! I swear, I'm just drunk!
242. I didn't think Pokemon music could be so terrifying.
243. BEAN BURRITOS. BEAN BURRITOS. BEAN BURRITOS.
244. I have many things in my blood.
245. *Sigh in relief* Successful mouth.
246. Celty is black. SHE'S BLACK!!!
247. Not Wikipedia, but an actual pedia.
248. Me not understandz nothing
249. Ooh I like your starting clothes ... they're very clothy
250. I rank people by burps, you know
251. SCREENSHIRT!
252. Don't wear blue, I'll get distracted!
253. Maybe my dog is a goat, and I just don't know it yet...
254. You have a nose
255. I do not care for talk in video games.
256. I need eyeballs...
257. OH NO AN UGLY HAT
258. I love being broke! Mm, mm, great!
259. "It's sounds like a Pregnant Woman's Dish" - Hannah on Pineapple on Pizza (2020)
260. "Roll around until you die!" Hannah to Puppy (2020)
261. That hurts like all poop
262. [In a sing-soung voice...] Blah blah blaahh. Blah blah blaahh. Blah blah blah BLAH blah!
263. ABSORB NOTHING!
264. "PIKACHU YOU FOOL!"
265. I ***went*** to homeschool most of my life.
266. "You can't just do that! You can't just rbrbeherst me!" -Darius
267. I don't pay attention to any of the words that I say
268. I don't wanna wut de freak you
269. You wanted me to cry, I mean, you do you I guess
270. I just dodge it .... i don’t know what to tell you
271. *gasp* death comes upon me! whew
272. This dragon is a piece of poop on a stick. I want to take that stick and shove it in his eyeball. But I cannot do that. I am a cat.
273. "He just goes from a caveman to writing fully articulated sentences." -Darius
274. "Oops, you've got no more head! That's kind of cool." -Remnant
275. EW! Ugly people!
276. "If you can't handle the glory of ButtSmell McGee, then... don't hang around him." -Darius
277. Thanks Animal Crossing, thank you for making me all confumbleated
278. This right here is what we call a both fight room
279. Not everybody's a female!
280. "If I don't fart throughout the day I consider that cutting myself off from the Force." -Darius
281. That anime should be a band
282. what the bean burritos???
283. I am a hungry, hungry hippo.
284. OHH HE CUT HIS HEAD RIGHT OFF LIKE A CHICKEN!
285. GIVE ME THE BOOSTY BOOST!
286. oooo gee EXPLODIES!
287. Don't punch me! You think you can--that's a joke. That's a jokey-jokey.
288. EAT THIS, BAT
289. I love this gun, this is my favorite gun!
290. Yeah, you scream alright, I don't care.
291. We're not gonna stare at fleshy meat, that would not be cool.
292. SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT, YOU LITTLE WEENIE BABY!
293. If you guys can't tell I'm being sarcastic, I'm gonna slap you with a stick!
294. He's nearly finished, he's nearly finished! OH! I'M NEARLY FINISHED! I'M NEARLY FINISHED!
295. "this is popcorn"
296. Y'know ow?
297. OOOOOOOHH YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT HUH.. oh NO NO!
298. my motivation for streaming is going down to the poops
299. Excuse the poopage!
300. "Just because I am dressed like a terrorist doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. I may have cannibalized one or two people." -Darius
301. They ain't EXCUSES, they're LEGIT, UNLIKE YOUR FACE
302. Nothing more than that, plopping. Just a whoooole lot of plopping.
303. Excuse me, I forgot how to be a Jedi for a second.
304. I ain't got no fruits! Can I eat a bug?
305. *gasp* you do not slap your monkey booty at me!
306. Well shove it up your nose, who needs ya anyways?!
307. I knew it!
308. "if there was a spell for respect it would be called respecto" -Darius
309. I didn't pay for this!
310. "poo flew out of her and it had a full respiratory system" -Darius
311. oh da bo! It's a party! It's a party! It's a party!
312. I have no fascination with poop! I have no idea what you are talking about....
313. doggo was so cute he just destroyed my dad's hand
314. YOUR FACE IS A BACKYARD
315. Constant and utter references.
316. Cuteness exploded him!
317. How many quotes until Nightbot explodes?
318. I don't have my tiny fingers!
319. "SPANK A POOP"
320. "Welcome back to... not... falling"
321. KILL ME WITH A SPOON
322. Hello humans I have alcohol!
323. Excuse me while I roll my eyes intensely for... an hour or two. It's gonna be really painful, but...
324. Asians are obviously better at everything
325. My room is turning into a microwave.
326. she's a piece of PHHHHHHHHHHHHHT
327. Is it because I said that your butt-- your butt? --your chest is big, woman!?
328. I am pretty sure after I insulted that woman's chest the game just raged
329. I just nope'd you in the face.
330. My computer's exploding now.
331. "OH MY HEARTBURN!!!!"
332. Look he can wipe her butt!
333. I gotta eat cute things :(
334. Hey, I can't consume a human while I'm trying to run away, you know!
335. "If you don't have an attic, then I don't know whose house I'm in." -Darius
336. I didn't expect to run into a stinkin' albino, okay?!
337. Y'know, my jaws are supposed to electrocute creatures when I chomp on them, why isn't that happening?!
338. And then we eat his bits and pieces... YAY!
339. I can't talk! A-hah!
340. YA NEED SOME BONY CHEEKS!
341. How does one add more of a forehead? That is the question.
342. I definitely don't have the gift of brain
343. There's a difference between foreheads.
344. "Going to stab the head and have it become square!"
345. What's that "p" word called? oh, "proooooootest!"
346. I should probably drink liquids
347. Chins exist.
348. What am I shooting at?!
349. Everybody needs some feathers, y'know?
350. No, you're supposed to fall in the fire, you fool!
351. he dead boy, he bad boy, I don't know what I'm saying
352. I've never died like this. I've never died at all when I'm with another person.
353. why the armpit?
354. It only gave me a mini heart attack
355. "In real life I drink irradiated water" -Darius
356. I can't even devour goats.
357. Deathy zomboos, zomboos that are death...
358. """smode-weeking"""
359. Somebody Spanished at me
360. I am NOT kissing this woman!
361. stabby stabby stabby stabby stabby stabby stab
362. shoosh you irritating little baby!
363. good baby, you know how to shut your mouth!
364. I swear, if you make those puppy eyeballs again, I'll slap those eyeballs out of their sockets!
365. Are you a monkey?!
366. Javier needs a women with a brain!
367. It's a whale! I needed that...
368. DON'T SWALLOW ME, HEMORRHOIDAL WHALE! Oh there's a SKELETON in there!
369. The platforms are disappearing in front of my eyeholes!
370. I haven't paid attention to the baby, by the way, that's very unkind of me.
371. WEIRD MILKY HUMANS COMING OUT OF NOWHERE
372. I definitely want to kiss the sweet milky humans that gave me these weapons though.
373. Oh, he didn't rest there, he peed.
374. Let's get you peein', yo.
375. "Oh my gosh I'm on a horse!"
376. Y? Y U NOT... DO NOTHING?
377. His hair looks like an unintentional foot instead...
378. Good to be a girl when you're makin' hair!
379. Y'know what, Louis? Shove an apple up your nose!
380. Unhinged teenagers! They're the worst kind of unhinged people!
381. You should feel bad for your turdiness! You have turd all over your face.
382. Now that he's Korean-American, he's even COOLER.
383. Up, down, all around, I don't wanna eat a mushroom...
384. Yes, that's a good murder weapon too!
385. I don't even realize what I say sometimes.
386. JAMES! JAMES! JAMES! JAMES!
387. I'm really good at breaking people's hearts!
388. "Bad guys don't think!"
389. STABBY STABBY STABBY STABBY stab stab
390. "I can stab you as many times as I want." -ArmorOfFaith, 2020
391. Being the greatest Greek man whore has worked out for me - Darius
392. I have to kill you. It's absolutely required
393. there we go, STEAL STEAL STEAL steal steal
394. *looks at her ping* "I got 7 kills!" -ArmorOfFaith, 2020
395. YESSS, EXPLODING HEADS!
396. WHY AM I FIRING LIKE I'M DRUNK?!
397. "IASJDLIASHDUIKALSHDSA" - ArmorOfFaith, 2020
398. I am not going to resort to wool-eating
399. OH NO, ISSA BIG BOI
400. I don't have the money to pie
401. Kill me with a spoon I am so mad!!!
402. we are both Xbox Liveless
403. Dying is not good
404. I would find it severely fun and I interesting to add armpit hair to this
405. I am sowing inside his body, that's not what I am meaning to do at all.
406. I am sweating biscuits and gravy right now
407. You can use emotes to convey emotions.
408. You can't think about food and become fat, that's not possible
409. Ah, yee.
410. Why do you wear complicated clothes that make zero sense!
411. For Pete's sake on a pancake-maker!
412. There's a lot of nope-ing that happening.
413. "I have improved in my evil acts." - Armor, 2020
414. "I was trying to kill you with a chicken, but it didn't work out. Oh well." - Armor, 2020
415. "I'm just having fun killing people." - Armor, 2020
416. "I need to recharge my eye chihuahua!" - Armor, 2020
417. You are an expensive lady.
418. You've become a very useless animal lately.
419. "♫ Feces, feces, where are the legendary feces? ♫" - CousinFaux
420. I thought I was the Wolf Queen, but apparently I was wrong. :(
421. MORE WOLVES? Is this a joke?!
422. BEAR! BEAR! BEEAAARRRR!
423. I don't think I wanna revive a bear. That would be a dangerous move.
424. I will always be born confused.
425. "All right, yes, just flop around on the railroad track!" -Remnant
426. I have retrieved my wolfie to participate in the OUCH
427. BOI, I WILL THROW U DOWN A RAVINE
428. I AM NOT SADISTIC
429. Oh sorry little turkey!
430. "[REDACTED] is having so much fun with all those quotes." - Armor, 2020
431. There is an anime based on bands...
432. SHUT THY MOUTH
433. Animals in general make really sad sounds, y'know that?
434. Might as well change our last name to Poop.
435. Oh holy hot biscuits, I SWEAR!
436. Ian, we should go somewhere...
437. Wow, lotta angry people, just like in reality, ha-ha! It's funny 'cause it's true.
438. Eat more apples.
439. He didn't get to finish his sentence..... 'cause he's deyeead.
440. I'm so bad at these missions because there's so much blockage things in the way.
441. I got way too much alcohol, dude, way too much.
442. I have to lasso this boy and throw him down a ravine now, it has to happen.
443. They'll take everything and put it in there.
444. Sorry, I didn't mean to sound so violent when I said that, just difficult to keep pumping them with lead
445. Ew, we're doin' that right in the booty.
446. Oh goooosh, we're gonna diiiiie
447. Yes, that was from AYEEE!
448. EXCUSE ME, FAT HORSE COMING THROUGH
449. Okay, so I need to nononono, no no no noooo.....
450. I can't even climb up mountains without my hoodie
451. I have a very unhealthy diet of alcohol, cigarettes, and meat. Meat's not that unhealthy.
452. "Oh, you killed a bird, now I'm gonna spray you with garbage!"
453. I didn't expect that fall to be so ... fally.
454. "Let me sedate your faces. You're adorable." -ArmorOfFaith, 2020
455. DEATH COMES FOR ME, DEATH COMES FOR ME!
456. It's just... it's just... it doesn't seem safe.
457. I'm l*wd, apparently.
458. HE'S NOT PINK, HE'S ORANGE
459. I didn't mean to eat more meat. You're gonna make me fat, Jon!
460. I sprained your wrist today?
461. armoroWolf armoroWolf armoroWolf
462. I didn't poop myself though, so give me kudos.
463. I'm a good girl - RemnantRD
464. The desert has its own booty ... er, beauty.
465. I wonder what garbage they did to make my horse a man...
466. I thought a cactus was a deer.
467. I see something over there, I'm gonna try to shoot it!
468. Do I need more spirit juice?
469. I'm only so much good at technology.
470. I need to find a dead maaaan!
471. I better find a dead dude soon
472. I've been missing a lot of dead dudes.
473. I don't know if I feel comfortable going down a hole if I can't find the dead man I'm lookin' for!
474. There's gotta be a dead guy somewhere...
475. There's probably another dead dude somewhere. I mean, there always is.
476. How does one... reverse a mistake?
477. You can't help a dead person without a staff, y'know?
478. The quotes are just spillin outta this place
479. YOU WILL NOT SNEEZE ME TO DEATH!
480. English just dropped for me
481. Now I have to find a dead guy again.... Wheeeee
482. DEAD PERSON! YOU CALLED ME!
483. Is there a dead man in here? Ooo
484. Oh look he sleep sleep! He sleep sleep!
485. Why did the fox sneeze?
486. Aw dang it, I don't have juice.
487. Why is it sneezing over here?
488. Everyone else speaks English except for you, what ARE you?!
489. ...hitting somebody in the bread biscuit...
490. Stop screaming at me, I'm trying to think!
491. Wolves came before Twilight.
492. Their life is going to flash before their eyeholes.
493. I missed! I love missing, it's my favorite thing!
494. Why are things happening to me right now?
495. Oh, dogs, you ruin me! YOU RUIN ME!
496. Oh no, this is not the time for such things.
497. This is what happens when you follow humans. They lead you to the wrong locations.
498. I touch things, they break, that's how it goes.
499. What am I PLAYING?!
500. Too many duuudes!
501. This thing TOTALLY SPINS, YO!
502. SPIIIIIIIN
503. Oh. Oh death.
504. C'MON, STOP LIVING!
505. Man, can't wait to get to a THOUSAND quotes... Kappa
506. Why do us humans say the word "like" so much? 🤔
507. In football you don't normally die from a giant ball that squishes you.
508. I don't know where these children are coming from...
509. Who needs to walk when they can just go *poof*?
510. you're wild, you're wild, I want you! I WANT YOU!!!
511. Cthulu's not an answer!
512. I needed the money, I needed the money, I needed THE MONEYYYY
513. Wow, why did they make the nerds look like nerds?
514. (*GASP*) I CAN SIT ON THIS BENCH.
515. I'm all about the style, yo...
516. Yes, go to sleep! Go to sleep, you irritating sucker you!
517. Give my break a computer!
518. What's it called?! "Something Something Something!"
519. Sorry for going manly there.
520. Sorry for going manly there
521. Sorry for going manly there
522. broadcasting it on oopsie
523. UGH my fingernails are really BORING!
524. I have cookie all over my mouth
525. TWOOF IS TWOOF AND YOU CAN SEE THE NUMBERS YO
526. I just said "other thumb" like I have several thumbs or something
527. """o t h e r t h u m b"""
528. (*reminds self*) I have to breathe.
529. Yes, Jon, I do have arms, thank you.
530. That is not the proper Engle-ish
531. He's adorable, he's tiny, he's the size of my thumb.
532. I am in the mood to play a game that's not out
533. Don't be a stubborn poopy head, Kirby... version two.
534. Needle felting is quite harmful if you think about it
535. she is looking at my poster like it's a human
536. Thanks you rude turd!
537. Uh oh, I am in deep poop again.
538. Mutilated by fudge
539. My nose is even sweating!
540. How do I make you pudgyyy?!
541. Oh my gosh, Trevor, subuababohuuuu!
542. I made no sense, I realize that.
543. Look at that spit, guys. Lookit dat spit.
544. Sorry, I usually don't die like this this much.
545. I don't know how to Thor at all
546. I have a beautiful, urine filled jar for you go to into
547. I've been trying to kill you this whole time! If you'd just let me do that, it would be easier for all of us
548. Once this guy's dead, then I'll be so stinking happy...
549. IT IS FINISHED, I KILLED THE POPE!
550. Noo! Hulk's getting killedelated!
551. Is this planet made out of cheese?
552. IT'S NOT TIME FOR SMOOCHIN!
553. "Is that a monkey? I killed it." - Armor
554. Why are you guys freaking out about a diamond? Why am *I* freaking out about a diamond?! Because I'm a woman. But why are YOU GUYS freaking out about a diamond?!
555. When you go to Texas, you just immediately turn southern.
556. "M Night Shahoomhoom"
557. I'll get all the money to buy more clothes
558. that's a very sassy face expression
559. She's being smothered by stuffed animals right now
560. When you look around, you see a lot of things!
561. oh, they put logic in the game. boo, I don't like logic.
562. You gotta point better kid! Nya!
563. Hold on, gotta finish my cookie.
564. I don't realize the words that I say. I don't pay attention.
565. Caressing a door is not gonna help you figure that out!
566. You can't see my face, but it's a big question mark.
567. OH he's a BIG Boi oh oh oh run run RUN!
568. Lemme enjoy beauty! YOU'RE IN MY WAY!
569. Ugh, child, you're expensive!
570. So annoying... I'm gonna killilate you!
571. I like weapons that are WHI-TAOH ya know... Like WHI-TAOH!!!
572. There's a little man coming after me! THERE'S A LITTLE MAN COMING AFTER ME!
573. Why dese people gotta play their boom-boom music? All these young people...
574. I'm actually going so fast, my eyeballs are about to explode.
575. (*jumps off cliff*) ASSASSIN'S CWEEEEEEEEED!
576. Words, who cares about them?
577. This place is a mess, they should hire me.
578. I didn't think a beard would be smuggled in there, y'know?
579. Babies and children, y'know? Babies and children.
580. Is this a joke? ಠ_ಠ
581. I... went... out... and ate... blueberry... pancakes...
582. Good Trevor, good Trevor!
583. let's kill you now... because you ugly
584. Friends! F-R-I-E-N-D-S.
585. NO stinking stinker STINKING WAY
586. "What the pudge?! ... I didn't say pudge." - Armor
587. Stay away from the toxic water too, that would be good.
588. I see glowy glows!!!
589. I'm a ninja, not a samurai anymore
590. They're going to see my feet! They're going to see my feet, Celty!
591. I'm not okay with this...
592. He's running away?! Big dang baby!
593. I'm so excitablated!
594. Get outta the way you ugly squid!
595. You're an expensive dude.
596. HOH. HOH. HOH. THAT'S ACTUALLY SCARING THE LIVING POOP OUT OF ME.
597. WHAT THE FUDGE FREAK
598. YOU STUBBORN FISH
599. You are hyped up on chocolate milk, get outta here.
600. Stop giving me kisses! This is not the time
601. Do I have enough boys? I do...
602. I just reset all my boys, didn't mean to do that.
603. SOMEBODY NEEDS TO SMOOCH ME, QUICKLY!
604. My friends are killing everybody...
605. I'm literally dying from all the cuteness, it's too much for me.
606. Wingin' it hard right now
607. YOU'RE OOZING! WHAT IS THIS OOZE?!
608. Goodness gravy, calm the butt dooowwwn
609. Almost tripping is great! Yes!
610. I am Glue Woman!
611. Okay, glue... don't hurt me. I beg you.
612. Why do I work around needles and glue? Why do I do this? Bob Ross, no!
613. Yo yo yo. YO YO YO!
614. Bean burritos, where are they?
615. I don't know what to call typos of the mouth. "Mouthos" doesn't make sense.
616. """straggulars"""
617. EVERYBODY DEAD
618. You are an expensive boy!
619. I'm gonna shove that drink up your nose, then you'll REALLY love it.
620. Avenging doesn't need to be had.
621. There's a lotta sleepy boys in here, wow!
622. Das a lotta boiz
623. My sleepiness is makin' me lag
624. That looks like a somethin'!
625. Huh, well, I'm glad he's dead at least.
626. I wish I could keep you
627. "Now he's dead" hahahaha
628. It was disappointing! I had to shoot him three times!
629. I'm gonna just quickly kill you.
630. Hitting you in the butt doesn't instakill, I'm disappointed.
631. THERE IS A HEALTH THINGY UP THERE OOH NUH NUH NUH
632. I think I shot him in the crotch and he died. Is that possible?
633. I am cornfused...
634. I will obviously aim for your crotch
635. ...you can turn invisible and stab people in the back, and that's my favorite thing to do...
636. It's too thicc though this time
637. uh oh, Spaghettios!
638. Oh no! It's just bouncing everywhere!
639. Where is my pokey thingy!?
640. He took his head and was like "CHOP" and I was like ADIBUDIBUH
641. I have a very strange brother. Have I mentioned that? Yes, I think I have.
642. Lookit that little guy run, lookit him run, NO, DON'T RUN SO FAR, I CAN'T SHOOT YOU
643. a little drop of butterflies
644. right in the booty :>
645. Nobody wants to see a booty, y'know? Unless it's a corgi booty.
646. Oh, my bits are really hard to see...
647. I stole their horse, but who cares?
648. What's up with the evil boars? Why are there so many evil boars?!
649. No, don't do that! I need your hide anyway.
650. Oh yay, the bounty hunters!
651. I was just explorining...
652. """waffle boops"""
653. We're smoothin' you out. WE'RE SMOOTHIN' YOU OUT!
654. There's a lot of ouching happening.
655. Whoa, watch where you're pokin' there!
656. I used to have a copious amount of red...
657. There's a lot of things people haven't heard until they come talkin' to me
658. Nose break! Nose break!
659. What is English? I dunno.
660. There goes my nose again, haha! -_-
661. A lot of oops happening right now...
662. Most of my people are women.
663. "retwire"
664. That's the one who does the robot dance for no good reason at all.
665. Hahaha, drugs!
666. It's punching, not using GAS, you DOOFUS!
667. Poopin' pooper poops
668. A fashion no-no is what you are.
669. I wanna beat this guy up so I can feel better
670. She's got hiccups, forget her.
671. WHOA! Really nice car over here.... I'm taking it
672. Sorry lady, I'm not saving you because you apparently spontaneously die, which is silly.
673. We are back on the search for dead dudes.
674. There's gotta be a dead guy SOMEWHERE, for crying out loud!
675. Need to find dedboi.
676. I'm gonna miss a dead boy now...
677. ｓｐｉｒｉｔ ｊｕｉｃｅ
678. We might be in a particular situation...
679. I am fused with corn.
680. Sorry, my boop was a little off.
681. It's quite useful except for the fact that I'm being shot.
682. My face can't be shown unless somebody redeems my face!
683. "Quick! Somebody! Redeem her face!" -DariusFaux
684. I am allowed to bash into you, because I have the right.
685. You can calm down, y'know. It's possible.
686. I didn't mean to wear no pants.
687. I'm done being fashionable now
688. AYUDEGIGIGIGEGIGOOO
689. """Chest Grandmaster"""
690. He's currently strangling somebody, I don't want to disturb him.
691. ooo gah boo gah boo gah boo gah, oh fudge
692. ah ba dg a dg a dg a *spits*
693. You're a piece of trash, you shouldn't be alive! I don't care how angry you are!
694. oh wolfie boobs....
695. What's wrong with you, possessed owl?!
696. I'm cheating, and I don't even give a hoot!
697. Those were bad guys, so it's okay I ran them over.
698. I find it amusing when they use a gun and BUNT IT INTO THEIR CROTCH
699. At least the whole world of London is exploding.
700. raiding scares me.... kaboomey!
701. If you don't have footprints in the snow, you are not a true game designer!
702. Oh look at me, goin' to touch things I shouldn't touch.
703. You can't hit it more square than I did. Y'know? Y'know?
704. "Don't you know how the future works?" -DariusFaux
705. I'm disturbed by your robot arm.
706. My computer turned orange cause it's 10 o'clock!
707. Danny Dorito, save me! DANNY DORITOOO
708. "Of course it's out of context Kappa" -ShowALK
709. "Of course it's out of context Kappa " -ShowALK
710. I'm so scared of those robots falling on my head again
711. Sounds like a stinkin trap to me. But whatever!
712. I need my friends. You're not my friend. YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.
713. I need more guys, honestly.
714. Yes, I am running away, and I am proud of it.
715. Dark SouOH MY GOSH
716. I'll slap you so hard you go to the moon! BOOM!
717. It looks so good when you DON'T TOUCH IT!
718. I can be amazing too, Jon. Look at me, I'm getting amazing.
719. There are no butt-invaders; no one is invading your butt. --Darius
720. Their bits and pieces are out for me to chop off!
721. It feels nice not being able to row a boat for a change.
722. Don't make me slap my cheek!
723. Man this guy is irritating, I'm gonna have to shoot him.
724. I took some drugs!
725. OH I MADE IT uh oh death
726. I'm good at games, right? Yeah, sure...
727. Dassa big bug! Hahahaha... ha.. ha...... ha.
728. ANYTHING BUT MY EEEEYES
729. Oh, POOP, she gave me POOP! It's just POOP!
730. "Wanna become famous? Smell my farts." -DariusFaux
731. I'm wearing ugly today...
732. This isn't a good spot to shove people...
733. Politics is my least favorite holy fudge!
734. "Well this is just some foot-slappin' nonsense!" -DariusFaux
735. It's actually pretty fun to just wail on enemies...
736. Eh, English.
737. "YES! No more goobies for me!" -DariusFaux
738. "I'm not done, hooman, I must lick inside your nose." -Kiba, probably
739. Oh my gosh, did I just kill an innocent man?
740. I obviously only care about hair.
741. "Is this chill gaming?" Probably not, I AM chopping people's heads off.
742. I STAB THE DUMMY!
743. I don't think a seal would trick me though.
744. I need scissors that can chop a finger off!
745. I can stare at a rainbow and shoot people at the same time!
746. I hate these guys that dodge you like a bean burrito!
747. I was wondering where this deadboi was!
748. I was like "man, there's a dead guy in here. Oh well!"
749. Don't punch people, punching is bad. Let's not punch people. My brother will probably punch him.
750. I better yellow
751. I have no idea what I'm doing half the time honestly
752. How did I manage that? I dunno. I manage a lot of things.
753. I didn't have to stab him, oh well.
754. Wow, das not right. Free burritos and I can't even eat 'em.
755. I still haven't met Keanu Reeves yet
756. I need something that matches my shininess
757. Man, what's up with the future and burritos, y'know?
758. I didn't think the future would be, y'know, burritos.
759. The future is food, rejoice.
760. Boy, you're ugly. Gosh, you're ugly. HOLY FREAK you're ugly.
761. UUuuuugh, you're ugly as SIN! I don't wanna look at you anymore.
762. there's stuff there's stuff there's stuff in here there is stuff!
763. Beans! Beans! Beans!
764. I gotta get rid of those pants soon!
765. I love missing my turns AND running people over at the same time!
766. You can't run people over and not care about it
767. Just when I try to be good, I end up being bad.
768. I've been making the cops super angry at me lately, and I've been trying my hardest not to do that
769. THERE IS NO LIGHT, YOU WORSHIP SATAN
770. Nobody sees me doing this illegal act, right?
771. I CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH I'M OUT
772. I don't wanna become Keanu Reeves
773. WEEEE I am the Headless Horsewoman!
774. THIS HORSE CAN NEIGH!
775. STUCKOLATED
776. Yay. My brain worked.
777. I can't even, like, urgablurgablurg.
778. Excuse me while I take a sassy photo of a rooster!
779. Yup, there's a sassy photo. Now I gotta kill him. Sorry.
780. Your friends are dead, okay? Just run away.
781. I'm glad I have a brain.
782. WOULD YOU JUST PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE
783. Those piggie-wiggies will ruin my photo moment
784. I feel like being a man today!
785. What's straight look like?
786. It's a party of dead people
787. I don't like things that fly
788. Hold on, this is not making no sense!
789. I'm so afraid to break things when I touch them
790. these toes are going in really well. nice and sturdy.
791. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE WALL OF EEVEES
792. "Don't don't don't don't don't." - Armor, 2021
793. I hate choices!
794. THIS WOMAN IS NOT LISTENING TO ME
795. oh I ate something
796. don't eat blue mushrooms
797. who'da thunkelated?
798. I'm going to assume this tree is here
799. aaand still drunk! Where am I?
800. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M ON A TREE D:
801. Excuse me while I cheat
802. Who's this dead boi?
803. I AM MAN-WOMAN !
804. I like how doors open by themselves
805. I get distracted with shiny things
806. you know, when there's a rando in front of you, you gotta shoot!
807. I'd love that gun right there, but mine talks, so I guess that's better.
808. I don't play that game, I don't play that game, I DON'T PLAY THE FLOATING GAME
809. It confoozes my head with many confoozins
810. Anything my brother says is always worse than you think it will be.
811. HOLY POSSESSED CREATURES!!!
812. Pshh who needs doors?
813. I don't trust doors
814. I have a very bad habit of automatically aiming at a man's crotch
815. EVADING IS VERY CREEPY
816. Why are you acting normal? That person's eating a bug, and they're enjoying it, and now you're enjoying it.
817. No, you are GIVING ME A JOKE RIGHT NOW
818. NO NO NO NO Bean Burritos! Bean Burritos!!!!
819. Now I feel better because red is gone
820. MY WORDS MAKE NO SENSE
821. You calm your pimpliness right now!
822. I did not know that I could kill people
823. No! Big words --- in the way --- can't see things!
824. Guys, I really prefer you not to talk. I'm begging you, please.
825. The horse I have is actually from the store
826. bleeeaa, English
827. That scared the living poop out of me! Oh my gosh!!!
828. Be my lackey!!
829. I just want to be uber powerful!!! ya know?
830. I pressed a button, y'know? I just -- I press buttons.
831. Tiny ear people need love too
832. I like the ghosty goo!
833. that game is gonna make me poop my pants in every literal sense of the word
834. Oh I love it when I miss, mm mm.
835. Ah, the comforting sounds of dying dead people.
836. Oh yeah, I love being stuck on things.
837. Don't spit on your friend! We don't spit on friends here.
838. Toilets... toilets... where would a toilet be?
839. It's not like I can find a toilet roaming around.
840. Is this a place where toilets roam?
841. Happiness is in thunder thighs
842. I want to find a checkpoint before I subdue the fridge
843. crumbs and biscuits!
844. The Japanese are all about the Japanese.
845. There is nothing HD about his face!
846. I actually used my thinking brain... Yay!
847. And mine's huge too
848. I have such a bad habit of shooting at the crotch!
849. I forgot I can throw bodies.
850. Oh, more friends. Friends who are probably going to die.
851. THAT'S what I needed in my life, floaty men!
852. I can see the ocean gettin' in my eyeballs
853. nothing like getting your own friends thrown at you!
854. Holy basket bean burritos on pancakes!
855. I think loading back fixes the problem. Don't quote me on that.
856. Take off that shirt! You don't deserve it!
857. Why is love so hard to pronounce?
858. WHY IS LOVE SO HARD?!
859. I don't speak langwaahj
860. I don't need no holes.
861. I'm a real entrepremanure!
862. How do people talk? I don't know.
863. oh, I'm getting punched now
864. I'M LOOKING FOR MORE DUDES!
865. There's a great example of a very large man.
866. C'mon, guys, 1 2 3 4 5, y'know?!
867. Counting is so stressful, y'know?
868. Gordon Ramsey works for every conversation!
869. I have a feeling not one Swedish person said "I am offended by the Swedish chef"
870. You don't need to put a warning on The Muppets!
871. thank you for the OW!
872. I don't want anyone to use any one that's inappropriate or else I'll have to lay the smackdown!
873. Emu's too heavy!
874. My fear of farts
875. He is probably the king of farts actually
876. You're making is sound like I'm married to you
877. we are adults who laugh at little sprite characters farting - ZanySon
878. I wish you would focus, you piece of poo!
879. I am going to make you work, RIGHT NOW
880. Squeeze through, yo, squeeze through.
881. So much ow happening
882. FILL IT ALL IN LIKE A COLORING BOOK
883. major gappage
884. "DoN't eAt cHoCoLaTe, HaNnAh!" TOO LATE!
885. I am being killed right now
886. I don't suck enough oxygen into my darn-tootin' lungs.
887. Oh yay, I love dropping things
888. Poopy poop
889. NO POOPIES ALLOWED
890. Ugh, this wool has not smelled gracious at all.
891. I wanted to see the BOOTY
892. You are massive!
893. Maybe I'll feel famous once they ban me
894. *dodges* Nyaow!
895. ooooo I NEED it
896. OHHHH they're so cute I cannoooot
897. I'm trying to think and word at the same time
898. That's what I needed, butt is on fire!
899. I need some amiibo juice
900. I went thru a lot for your face; I deserve a lot more than 10G !
901. "Biden took my friends away." - Armor, 2021
902. I got facts in my big bwain yo!
903. I'm supposed to be a ninja... I'm supposed to be a ninja!! Oh... there are stairs
904. ohhhh bugabugabugabooooo!
905. awwwww weeeebooooodoooooo!!!!!!!!
906. bouncy bouncy... I'm a kangawoo!
907. "I don't know any words anymore." - Armor, 2021
908. "Frenchy French."  -Armor, 2021
909. I need bad boy points... This is the only way... I'm sorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
910. OHHHHH Bugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabugabuga
911. ohgaaboogaaboogaa
912. Come with me fingers! They're really fast
913. (gasp) You killed my Sifu!
914. "The world would be much better if they would just listen to me" - Emurus 2021
915. You gotta go deep in there because I didn't want you to be that big
916. Fudge... Freak... Dangit! That guy messed me up!
917. Whatever you're doing, it's cheating!
918. I like being chased
919. Careful where you're stroking
920. I hear death happening
921. I just wanted to kill somebody
922. Why is there a warthog in here? Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
923. Aww ice cweam!
924. I got Booty!
925. That  person's doing sneaky sneak
926. "Because he's got weird wigglies all over him."
927. "Let's shoot people in the face for Jesus!" -Reed
928. I need your legs to be exposed please!
929. Hi ta ti ta ti ! Are ya ready ta die?! - Darius
930. "ERR URR" -Whomp
931. "wow wow wow wow wow"
932. "Whoa, I'm eating a cookie right now!"
933. "Did she kick him right in the crotch? Nice."
934. "Oh, thank you Jesus! I'm serious, I'm really thanking Him!"
935. "Me not readies for this."
936. "That was a scary achievement! Almost pooped a little."
937. I just like the splish splashies of the blood... and how it goes goosh
938. these are collectable things I am collecting
939. that horse means a lot to me
940. "Kissy face!" - Hannah, excitedly.
941. "...and repopulate the Earth, like bunny-rabbits."
942. "Oh cool. I love falling. Falling is my favorite past time...EVER!"
943. "I'm gonna lose! I just lost!"
944. I need you! I need you! I need you! Where are you going?? You don't have to run away like that! *puts away bow*
945. "I should blow this up...because whatever"
946. "He's like a mean-looking turtle"
947. "I actually liked that analogy...a lot"
948. She's far too resilient; she's like a cockroach!
949.  I am die, goobwe foreba -RistoReborn
950. "I almost turned into a pancake"
951. Can I do a damage?
952. "yo"
953. kanguwu!
954. "Whoops, sorry! I was shooting my mushroom boy." -3/26/22
955. "You know what? That's super unhelpful."
956. BunchOfTrees has it out for me for some reason.
957. "YIP YIP YARR" -SeaDog
958. "Well, you are an individual who is dumb."
959. "Piece of trash! Imma kill you! Even more now! Why? BECAUSE DOGS!"
960. "I need to kill some more animals"
961. "It was a cute chipmunk with chonky cheeks"
962. and the hooman just goes ugh, disgusting hooman! and the dog has to find a new hooman, because that hooman is a turd nugget!
963. twitch has been...very useless lately
964. So...he dead...
965. what are you....are ugly.
966. they were too ugly to live. im sorry
967. I play this game to play it  not to be an absolute nerd
968. I'm a nice werewolf, but they just don't see it
969. oohhhh, she's possessed by Satan
970. a man wearing a skirt and a crop top is not a man at all
971. "I feel like...I lost a child" -Armor, trying to find other players
972. "so you're telling me I have to smack a woman across the face?" -remnantrd
973. Am I not tasty?
974. my poor bike! it keeps getting abooosed!
975. What am I doing? I don't even know
976. I have red thingies coming out of me
977. I am not an expert bake person or cook
978. keep your vampire thoughts to yourself dude
979. hard mode is hard
980. I am a dumdum
981. When a dog's hungry, a dog's hungry
982. You piece of trash on a pancake maker!
983. what in the fudge knuckles
984. Don't spit your spider juice at me!
985. There's something shiny on the ground... and I want it!
986. It's called exploring, my dude. Try it sometime and you might not be such a turd muffin
987. Right in the booty!
988. "Uh oh, I'm in a harem." - DariusFaux
989. Somehow, peeing everywhere does not make a difference!
990. "Wait, flamingos can fly?!"
991. Why is he flashing his booty at me?
992. I'm extra stoopid today
993. "Ooo fruit! Boing!"
994. "Y'all need to die now! K?"
995. "They're so cute! I don't want to disturbelate them!"
996. that's not fair you cheating cheatster
997. I guess anyone's booty would be weak though, unless you have a booty shield
998. "The butt! Always the butt!"
999. "Ooo The Rings of Spinniness"
1000. How do you even spell a word that doesn't exist!?
1001. I need to add more plump
1002. she-he-they-them-xer-sher-I don't know
1003. How do I grab you? You're so tiny!
1004. actually, that doesn't feel as nice as just shooting them away from me
1005. Before she leaves, my dog left their fur all over her bed -Darius right before stream ends
1006. "Oh bean burritos"
1007. I'm taking this! I'm buying this for free!
1008. I do know they come out of the booty
1009. "Just imagine a tornado with a sombrero
1010. What does that English?
1011. I got dogs to walk, yo
1012. Why is everyone British???
1013. Watermellon....No no! Watermelon! I want the Watermelon! Boy the Watermelon!
1014. They even made it look wet!
1015. evil...glowing eyed...rats
1016. there are pictures and videos of space, how can you not believe in something that's in your face?
1017. My toesies almost got chompilated
1018. Am I stupid?
1019. you know, you're a jerkface, dude
1020. good riddance (after jerkface from quote 1019 died)
1021. severe frustration and anger and angst and....yes
1022. oooh, pretty (after seeing dead bodies)
1023. This cult is a weeb. I agree with this.
1024. SPANK HIS BOOTY
1025. I think he would respond well with booty spanking
1026. The only way to wake someone sometimes is a slift slap to the face!
1027. no, cuz you're being a jerk
1028. I thought you were black -Gotham Knights NPC
1029. I thought I just ran over somebody. whoopsi daisy
1030. "No no! Now I've got two big women!"
1031. I got an achievement for losing...?
1032. first of all, it's not delicious. poop comes out of there -DariusFaux
1033. you piece of rotten poo!
1034. I don't need fatness in my life
1035. I should be a game developer
1036. Steaks are expensive. Make people eat donuts.
1037. How do you make money and make people happy at the exact same time!?
1038. Get your butt out! Go!
1039. Rabies makes you do crazy things!
1040. Your mohawk does not match with your wheelchair!
1041. Are those bouncies?! ooooo
1042. Ohhh Heckadoodledooooo
1043. What in the fudgenuggets?
1044. Dumb! Dumb! Uber-dumb!
1045. Is that Yoda???
1046. I'm good, but my booty is sore!
1047. I take my vacuums very seriously.
1048. Try using simpler woooords. My brain is too small.
1049. Please don't talk about sizes right now lady. You're gigantic!
1050. "Equal rights means equal fights"--Darius 2022
1051. Why are there so many muscley women in this town???
1052. "It not allowing me to leave this place until I do something stupid" -Darius
1053. What in the f--profile photo???
1054. "I am very weary of very old chubby men asking, "Hey are you on your way to school?""--Darius 2022
1055. "Ian, you're probably driving right now, but take a look!"
1056. Is this a kid I can fight?
1057. I don't punch children
1058. That child had some serious fisticuffs
1059. a cookie is not lunch, hooman -Armor's Stomach
1060. I laughed so hard I overheated
1061. you've been dragged...forcefully...by my hand
1062. sometimes things need to be thrown out windows
1063. once I'm done talking to this jiggly boy over here
1064. "I'm trying to get an Eevee dang darn tootin'!"
1065. I thought he was wearing a dress. I got concerned.
1066. I feel like I've eaten an entire cow
1067. you need to actually move your booty-butt and do things
1068. I am beating people up really well though
1069. I'm not a huge fan of subway, but it's food. I'm gonna say food every time.
1070. First their healthcare, now Wendy's
1071. THIS BOY NOT PAYIN' ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M SAYIN' OOH BOY
1072. My antlers are jiggling a lot
1073. My brother just loves abusing me I tell you
1074. How can you be Mexican if you don't look or sound Mexican?
1075. feed her with poop then eat -remnant
1076. "My booty's hurting already?"
1077. my hair grows into a puffy weed
1078. spoiler alert (after saying spoiler already)
1079. Thee thao? that makes me think whaty-woo-whaty-woo-whaty-woo
1080. we need a bwidge! a bwidge I tell you!
1081. Holy cow in a basket! What is that?
1082. the abuse was funny when it was free -JhacklerOne
1083. that thing is throwing poop at us, theres poop on my screen
1084. I'm only one man, one man... one woman playing a man!
1085. You wanna see a weeb? See me on ESO
1086. Holy heck in a basket
1087. I love chicken teriyaki, darn it!
1088. I'm not very good at saying words. As you can see, my words suck
1089. Yay! I'm getting a fat chocobo!
1090. I want to live in Idaho
1091. Piece of rotten poo on a stick!
1092. They all about potatoes
1093. Why do these big guys have to be in small cramped areas???
1094. Chocobo save me!
1095. Stop trying to zip zap me with your bubble shield!
1096. What the Ninja Turtles gone wrong???
1097. I was like, "This is hard. My booty hurts"
1098. Holy heck her head!
1099. That was not a woman! That was an old man!
1100. Is she winking or is she blind?
1101. I like 33 We'll keep 33 in mind
1102. I think I really prefer 33
1103. I like me some large eyeballs
1104. That nose almost looks like mine. Almost crooked-ish
1105. My phone has been a jerk today. It hasn't been listening to me
1106. "I don't want to end up a pedophile"
1107. I'm sorry my good sir. I only speak wolf
1108. I'd rather have a romance with an inanimate object
1109. I very much like to fall down rather than climb down stairs
1110. I really hate Ian's voice
1111. This plebian shirt can...die in a hole
1112. Are you even useful? No?! Get out of here!
1113. "You seem unlike the type to judge a man by his mien alone" I judge him by his voice acting, though
1114. Never seen a princess fight with daggers, have you? HAHAHAHA
1115. Nooks and fannies or nooks and crannies? What English did he just speak?
1116. I'm sorry. I was that goblin pelvic thrusting at us?
1117. I have to end the stream because my butt...I'm sorry guys my booty hurts
1118. Whoa, you're cool looking! Are you a man or a woman? Oh, never mind. You aren't cool looking.
1119. That lace on his legs is a noooo
1120. I need scissors dude
1121. yeppers -DariusFaux
1122. I love poking myself. It's my favoritist thing in the world.
1123. I definitely said this, and Jhackler did not abuse the bot.
1124. My name is NOT Albert!
1125. Taxation is Theft
1126. Owchy woochy!
1127. No matter what type of head it is, it usually just gets in the way
1128. Don't worry about me. I won't eat you or anything.
1129. Not everything has to be made out of wool, for crying out loud
1130. Obooga abooga Yes! abogoajfh
1131. I wish they chose a simpler word for simpler folk like me
1132. Why do I even talk anymore?
1133. her booty has a patchy spot
1134. You help me think when I cannot, which is often, by the way.
1135. Don't broadcast whatever you think you are!
1136. From the big pink egg!
1137. Darn tootin' blerps
1138. Sharing is caring, yo
1139. We have toes!
1140. TOE ZONE ENTERED-squivlb_mcjib
1141. Remember, just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. After all, it's called a garbage can, not a garbage can't. -Lyonhart
1142. I'm not going to satiate they're pervy craving for toes!
1143. Last but not least, we're going to install the tail
1144. Holy heck in a basket bean burritos
1145. The mighty egg will hatch!
1146. "not you you, me you"
1147. I always want a snack. It's true.
1148. Don't lick. Don't lick. Don't lick!
1149. If she destroys the memory foam inside I'm going to be a very unhappy kitten...well, in this case a wolf, but you know what I mean!
1150. I haven't leveled up in womanhood
1151. I tend to mash potatoes
1152. I don't like futons in my salads
1153. I am NOT 80 years old!
1154. Straight up Nancy Pelosi style
1155. Ahhhhh poo sticks!
1156. HiyaAaAaAaA
1157. Boosty booo! Boing!
1158. My back is sweatyyyyyyy
1159. "no toleration..."
1160. That was my favorite vacuum cleaner!
1161. Dear me, you're very screwed up looking. I'm gonna take a picture!
1162. I want my blue, yo!
1163. Can I nom on this guy?
1164. Gosh darn tootin I had it right for a mini second!
1165. I am being surrounded by many little men
1166. A big woman with nasty fists!
1167. AHA! YOU'RE WEAK TO ICE YOU PIECE OF POO!
1168. Where's the Nvidia...the -the GTX thingy?
1169. I'm not the most socialist butterfly in the world
1170. "holy buttons, batman!"
1171. Please stop. I must kill you
1172. "don't F"
1173. "what in the bean burritos, man?"
1174. If you lick my bed I'm going to be upset
1175. You may not have to see that nude thing anymore!
1176. "what is that in math?"
1177. (to Ian) You have no friends! Ok good,
1178. Lady, unless you got cookies for me, I'm not interested in talking
1179. There are so many dudes! Get out of here! Holy heck in a basket.
1180. "I don't need a disguise, I just want to beat people up."
1181. "come here, big guy.  OH NO, NOT LIKE THAT!"
1182. Man those poops are gigantic!
1183. Increasing your strength makes you wide?
1184. That's all that matters. Doing everything naked.
1185. dude your wife is secretly, internally cheating
1186. I don't know... I don't think I want asian face today
1187. Is someone going to teach me to lockpick for crying out loud???
1188. Give me those potions brooooo
1189. Say it again girl! Potato!
1190. "definitely no Scottish people in my stream."
1191. You've got to finish your darn tootin' sentences!
1192. My stream has turned into a stream of farts
1193. "oh no, I hate maps."
1194. Who's a good hippogwiff???
1195. that is probably your mom then
1196. Turtles don't make normal sounds
1197. You can breath in one of my nasty, purplish farts -Darius
1198. I've got too many females. This is frustrating!
1199. Thank you little, guy girl
1200. you're kind of cute, in an ugly sort of way
1201. The unicorn appreciates toys! Go on!
1202. Holy massive tent, Batman!
1203. Looks like Jonathan's got two females he can breed with
1204. Which female should I breed?
1205. It didn't spawn naked!
1206. It only takes 29 minutes for them to breed?
1207. I made him a male prostitute
1208. Armor is a pimp now--JHackler
1209. "are you really that large?  how big are you?"
1210. It's so weirdly ugly and cute at the same time!
1211. Stop knocking over the Egg of Fate!
1212. I'm sorry, I'm stupid
1213. Interesting...but that's not the same thing as being gay
1214. I needle-felt my dog
1215. Why you gotta torture me with food that smells good?
1216. I'm sorry, but I had the need to kill something... I needed to! It was a requirement!
1217. I have a quote system by the way. You can put !addquote and you can type those things in if you think they're funny.
1218. "Ian I'm going to shove a pickle up your nose in five seconds!"
1219. "uh oh, are those CRABS?"
1220. when I get upset, I get hungry
1221. the one who denies ends up being the weebiest of all weebs
1222. Who's this homeless guy? -Armor, to the stable master
1223. "oh, that guy's got some nerdy butt glasses there"
1224. Holy massive bean burritoes!
1225. "I'm trying to look at the hot dog right now"
1226. "I almost choked on my spit"
1227. I'm pretty sure you have more wood than I do
1228. I can't help you because I don't have any wood...but you might have wood
1229. "it's ugly as sin, it deserves to die!"
1230. A girls gotta eat men
1231. All she did is sniff her booty!
1232. How are you do?
1233. Does he seem gay...or is he straight looking?
1234. "oh fudgenuggets"
1235. I did it!  I stuck a knife in someone's head!
1236. "AAH!  It's the naked ladies!  Kill the naked ladies!"
1237. You do that...except you don't screw up the timing
1238. Oh, the game's not gonna let me cheat. That's unfair.
1239. I should probably stab her because everyone is bad.
1240. "women are the worst"
1241. I was supposed to sneak up here and go bookapowabook!
1242. "I don't trust these holes"
1243. I changed her hair to woke blue
1244. I don't know why, but I like doing booty shots
1245. I already done enough dropping today
1246. Now you are a chicken!
1247. you sound like our government
1248. I'm a slow person
1249. I just saw a half-naked individual
1250. "I used to gift subs/cheer but then I became a weeb" -inkyhatesweebs
1251. Ow! My booty!
1252. Where are the dudes?  Where are all the dudes!?
1253. "my water still tastes like chicken teriyaki."
1254. "Get away from me Slenderman, I am NOT in the mood for YOU!"
1255. "He's got a very detailed bootyhole, I'll admit."
1256. "I see a little girl that I need to kill."
1257. "I've done that once" -Armor, talking about pooping in her room
1258. There's a whole bunch of schoolgirls coming after me!
1259. I really don't like those women
1260. Why am I southern?
1261. "why am I southern?"
1262. she likes people, but she also doesn't like people
1263. It is the Celty Way to be a jerk.
1264. Not all women are nasty.. I guess
1265. Whoa, that's a lot of compootery things!
1266. Is he drunk, on drugs or both?
1267. How is it still alive? I'm stinkin' stabbing it so many times.
1268. Why am I hungry? I just ate!
1269. Those aren't real donuts! Those are FAKE donuts!
1270. Gasoline! Wheeeee!
1271. "I miss the 'hanging people.'"
1272. "it's always my fault!"
1273. I'm doing a hurt right now
1274. That's what we do; we startle people!
1275. Why are you showing your booty to everybody?
1276. Now I want more Korean food! -Armor, after hearing of guacamole
1277. "I attract fruit flies and garbage"
1278. I'm being nommed now!
1279. he gave me a spoop
1280. It's always the big dudes that are chill.
1281. I sacrifice my life just for cash!
1282. But they're not Chinese, Ian.
1283. Time for two animals to fight...or not.
1284. Hello muscle lady. You're muscly.
1285. It wasn't too bad. It was bad at first, but it wasn't too bad.
1286. big chonker dude
1287. (In baby voice) Ooooo are we upgwading BD?
1288. BD Oooo you're so smart ooo looo looo loooooo
1289. "I can't hit a girl, so I won't" -TheRareJer
1290. I can’t believe I said that entire sentence without butchering it
1291. Hey, guys, buy me some nail polish.
1292. Don't go work in a strip club!
1293. Oh, that must be why you hate women so much.
1294. I’ve never smoked, I’ve never dranked
1295. He fell down the toilet
1296. I look semi-stupid too, but you must look uber-stupid!
1297. Would you like to go to the furry convention with me? -Darius
1298. I can't jump. I'm not the hulk.
1299. I'm not interested in dorky shorts, thank you.
1300. YOOO it’s yellow! Buy it!
1301. "hold on, watermelon."
1302. "I can't stand dog movies"
1303. "I love wasting money."
1304. Why are you so high?
1305. "this guy reminds me of my brother, he hates children."
1306. "oh my gosh, that scared the living poop."
1307. I'm not a big seafood guy
1308. "I think your mom is messed up."
1309. This is a professional stream guys-Oh wait, my controller's dead.
1310. I forgot what running was!
1311. Link really likes showing off his chest, doesn't he?
1312. I am getting angry and impatient.
1313. These women talk too much, I can't handle this anymore.  It's exhausting!
1314. I killed myself like a dummy!
1315. Just making sure my eyeball isn't having a heart attack.
1316. My stomach is getting angry! It's getting angry at me!
1317. So many zombagoos
1318. Oh gosh, you're a male! Go to jail!
1319. I don't know why, but poo always makes me think of food
1320. Oh really he's hot again?
1321. We're born as scissors... scissors!? (sinners)
1322. Smacking babies! Hahaha!
1323. "guys, don't make me laugh too hard or I'll stab myself"
1324. I'm sure there's a 'Steve' in Asia somewhere.
1325. I don't know, I think there was only one Asian
1326. "maple flavoured frenchmen" -Squib
1327. “my butt has thoroughly been wiped.” ~ArmourOfFaith, 2023 LUL Kappa
1328. I wiped my own butt. I was laughing at Biden.
1329. My name's...Albert
1330. Canadian Government? Ew...
1331. You're a stupid thing! Darn it!
1332. "I'm starting to understand what a dog feels like when it's trying to fit a stick through a door."
1333. "I have so much food.  I have SO much food.  Unlike in real life."
1334. I'm cheating! Am I cheating? Probably not...
1335. She did a naughty, when I walked her. Well, she always does a naughty.
1336. Hello, I am here to fight whatever I am going to fight!
1337. I want a watermelon now! Arghh!
1338. I'm stuck in this tunnel and it's scawwyy!
1339. There is no creepy pale faced person! That would be me! I am the creepy pale faced person!
1340. I don't know what's worse: a yippie dog or a dog that barks like a man.
1341. I think I need to glaze his backside soon
1342. My English not work!
1343. I've been having severe mucus buildup, by the way.
1344. "Oh, there's an eyeball up there.  That's nice."
1345. The rainy is so chunky!
1346. where is the toilet!?
1347. "where's the toilet?  Where's the toilet?  Is that the toilet?  That's a voodoo doll.  Where's the toilet?"
1348. My name's not Albert!
1349. I'm getting biker Santa Claus vibes
1350. You're muscly, but you're also...chonky
1351. You had to pee everywhere...everywhere!
1352. If this woman doesn't have a deep voice, I'm gonna be disappointed.
1353. If you haven't noticed already...I'm bad with words
1354. Was that somebody's butt? Did I see somebody's butt?
1355. you don't wanna see me when I'm hangry, guys
1356. I want a stupid horse! When do i get a stupid horse!
1357. It looks like I peed my pants, but I promise it's water!
1358. "Whats that sound?" "Ah, death"
1359. you're not nice! you're wude!
1360. I love violence
1361. get your booty there, snoops
1362. I'm speaking like Biden, oh my gosh.
1363. I’m going to shove a pickle up your nose
1364. Can I take your camel, no that I want it?
1365. I am so mad at my nose right now.
1366. We're so close we could kiss the horsies' booties at this point!
1367. I hate maggots so much. Die in a hole please.
1368. Why are these people so easy to kill? I do not like it.
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1371. Pushing him off the cliff is really fun
1372. Wow, he can really kick his legs. Dang.
1373. I know I'm a weeb!
1374. I need my double thingy for this
1375. I just can’t remember the words … for like … anything
1376. Woah! Take-down with a gun!
1377. we talk about gay people a lot, apparently
1378. You think I don't have a gun! Jokes on you!
1379. I don't know what's wrong with him. He's super stupid, so I'm just gonna kill him.
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1381. AIIIIIYAAAAAH
1382. Anyways. Wait no I don’t say anyways, anyway!
1383. You always want to beat someone up, so I might get someone to beat you up every once in a while
1384. I am going after money and dudes
1385. I cannot stab people in the back! I cannot stab people. Dang it.
1386. "what's wrong, afraid to murder a few innocent people?"- Darius
1387. You should be able to stab anyone you want, to be honest
1388. You've been gone forever! Did you go poop?
1389. I am proud to say I am a goob
1390. OOOH BOY I'm gonna kill you... I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!
1391. *SQUEAK* I'm angy.... You've made me angyyyy
1392. I cant tell if hes swimming or drowning ... Nope, he's drowning...
1393. suc..cess...ful? I can english
1394. Hair up my nose again!
1395. I’m going to close my eyes, are my eyes closed I can’t see?
1396. I'm just making things and dancing
1397. Not that you have a face right now, anyway
1398. my dog is going to implode...
1399. The bullets were bullets, they were definitely bullets
1400. I forgot I had a gun.
1401. he looks so cute when he's vicious
1402. "she's ab absolute prostitute"
1403. I mean, I'm just saying. Just stab her in the gut!
1404. He doesn't like female dogs... you know ;)
1405. You became a prostitute and an evil lady and selfish...
1406. There's something shiny over here. I have to go.
1407. We've seen enough butts in this game already
1408. I said oobies instead of oopsies.
1409. Ooo there's something shiny over there too.
1410. Oh no. Is this a brothel?
1411. That was a tough turtle man. Holy cow.
1412. Hello there, you weird looking whatever you are.
1413. I am a tiny person compared to you!
1414. Am I gonna be a big boy now?
1415. You planning on dying? Kind of look like you are
1416. I read that as 'black problems'
1417. Oh no! This is the father of the gay boy?!
1418. Dude you need to lose weight. That is so unhealthy.
1419. Are you from Canada? Gosh, I hope not!
1420. You look like a little schlube!
1421. I hate it when men cry!
1422. "I'm not catholic, I'm Christian"
1423. Great, lots of dead people.
1424. Ah the manly handshake... Who are you?
1425. It's very hard to read
1426. Is he trying to eat me?
1427. Women don't stay young like that! We get wrinkles, we get gray hair and we can't have babies!
1428. My booty be hurtin'
1429. Alcohol is always dog doo.
1430. You stupid poo thing!
1431. Are you wearing nothing?
1432. My worst quality? There are too many!
1433. Oh what does the glow do? it is a wolf confirmed.
1434. I am telling you but you do not understand wolf
1435. I just dribbled water all over myself
1436. I wanna stab this person!
1437. Inky, you should be queer!
1438. Why are there three naked dudes just standing here?
1439. (in regards to 1438) They look like they're about to have a photo shoot or something.
1440. You would think slicing both of his hands off would make him useless
1441. I do not like to be unexplained. I have a problem with that
1442. Smash him with your big toes
1443. He looks like a pocket-picker though.
1444. You know how my words mush!
1445. I get distracted by buttons, shiny things, animals and food.
1446. You’ve heard me do some kind of something or something
1447. If u hide under its crotch your safe
1448. So now I have a disgusting monstrosity with me.
1449. Actually, honestly, I don't even know.
1450. Why would I want rabies, exactly?
1451. Oh wow little people!  That's new!
1452. Snuggle-wuggle, right in the booty!
1453. I don't know if I should be eating mushrooms in the middle of the forest.
1454. it has some spookiness to it, it’s based in Japan
1455. This is the area where the girls are having a good time! ... I'm gonna kill them!
1456. All men should not be pretty.
1457. It was funny though! So funny! -Armor, justifying murder
1458. Oooh I like poking people!
1459. Now I gotta squish your face!
1460. Otherwise I will never eat...at all...
1461. This is disturbing...I'm out...
1462. everyone burst into fairydust
1463. $(querystring
1464. You guys can't rely on me! I'm not a good person to rely on!
1465. I'm gonna shove a pickle up your nose again
1466. I support planet earth.
1467. "Let me get a pole"
1468. I was like "TURDS! INFLATION!"
1469. People are dying too much
1470. Holy bean burritos!
1471. I know I'm sometimes dumb, but I'm not always dumb
1472. Yay! Cheating!
1473. What? I'm...sweating?!
1474. When I get mad, I turn Southern!
1475. I’m making big lips right now
1476. Don't be a stupid.
1477. They are putting a magnet on my stomach and they are all going SHLURWOP
1478. I’m a big momma and I can’t move that fast
1479. We are both big momma’s here, we can work out something reasonable
1480. I'm romancing you, buddy!
1481. I got more poop, don't ya know?!
1482. Whoa, I almost drowned again, haha!
1483. DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE PEOPLE THAT ARE STUPID!
1484. I could've gotten real chonky real fast
1485. When you're yelling at me, I've already done it.
1486. I don't want you to look at those half-naked people!
1487. I have a lot of poop in my disposal.
1488. my throat just went to poopland
1489. No, we're not doing old people.
1490. You guys are ugly anyway. I don't want ugly friends.
1491. I'm wearing my persuasion clothes.
1492. "This is like the only toilet I can sit on"
1493. Legally, not illegally, like stealing contraband...which I've been accidentally doing.
1494. His booty was in my way!
1495. He's licking like crazy today.
1496. a cute tubby belly, not pregnant belly
1497. She's looking at me like I'm stupid, though.
1498. Are you being a silly woman right now?
1499. Jerk! You are jerk!
1500. people float when they die!
1501. No! Why would you eat Celty?! That's mean!
1502. I don't celebrate Christmas
1503. It was a typo of the mouth
1504. There's nothing here, except for gushy sounds
1505. That's a big momma!
1506. That pistachio tastes like poop.
1507. I remember you actual Asian person!
1508. Their butts are rather divine.
1509. This game is all about booties, y'know.
1510. I'm getting drunk!
1511. I have a pudgy belly, what can I say?!
1512. I can't eat food that tastes good.
1513. I read that as 'big butt.'
1514. This doesn't seem like too much slavery, y'know?
1515. When am I not being stupid?
1516. There's no slavery involved; it's all teamwork!
1517. I'm very based, thank you very much!
1518. I need a big brain person to explain this to me in then most least complicated way
1519. Canada's never doing anything right
1520. Gotta do more illegal stuff!
1521. “No, I only watched men, not that I’m gay” - InkyHatesWeebs
1522. I'm going to make a stinky poopy
1523. I am very good at killing pikmin
1524. Let it be known farting makes you more powerful
1525. I'm lost! Uh oh, I'm actually lost...
1526. I was not going for the child, I am not a pedophile!
1527. I’m so bad at getting somebody to marry me
1528. It says right there it was made by the Butt Boy.
1529. I assure you I did not swallow any soap
1530. I haven't had anyone throw poo at me in a while...
1531. I can't have a proper opinion on this. I've never been married!
1532. Why do the Asians have non-Asian names and the non-Asians have Asian names?
1533. They shouldn't let dead people throw things at us.
1534. Oof this is getting dank
1535. There's a lot of happenings happening!
1536. For a little person I sure can run!
1537. We have some more yellow boys
1538. It's not a pregnancy test. I've used enough of those stupid things...
1539. I'm not some floozie
1540. I had to take a pregnancy test every month...
1541. That's a he? Oh, I guess it is...
1542. Nothing should ever take over your life besides Jesus Christ.
1543. it looks like one of those animal thingies in your lunch box bento boxes
1544. I’m not saying you’re a murderer, don’t quote that
1545. Stop eating your microphone!
1546. It's not showing up. You know why? Because I'm dumb.
1547. I was feeling disney
1548. We are back-ohh, my back!
1549. We should not talk about menstruation in this chat.
1550. I always wonder if there’s someone out there, well there always is
1551. "Medium light skin tone." -Vera
1552. We need to make his butt bigger … give him a butt lift
1553. I'm not stinky!
1554. It wasn't a hard choice for me because I was married...
1555. I’m gonna kill my cat over here
1556. “Can you tell these male NPC’s to stop flirting with me?” - Remnant
1557. Hey! Where’s my other boyfriend?
1558. "I tried to persue a relationship with... I forgot his name"
1559. What kind of turd-munch garbage is this?
1560. You saw poop and you thought of me? ... Well ... I appreciate it.
1561. Gojo is my favorite color
1562. I need the sharpest scissors in the world, the type sharp enough to cut off your neck
1563. Then why are you staying in my room if I'm so smelly?
1564. I have a purse, like every other woman.
1565. Colorful constipation!
1566. I have some Puerto Rican in me, which I think is Spanish...
1567. Im an emotional ball of emotions
1568. If you guys don't like capitalism so much, can you just leave?
1569. I might not be the smartest tool in the shed.
1570. We will do that on another stream, because right now, I'm tired.
1571. Why does looking at wool make me hungry?
1572. I can't rely on my memory.
1573. Why are pickles making me hungry? I don't even like pickles.
1574. I don't take the bad kind of drugs.
1575. They didn't need to make it complex when it had no complexities to it.
1576. Gotta eat CORN, gotta eat CORN, CORN, CORN, CORN
1577. I gooped my brother on top of that
1578. I will cry, I will run, I will pee, and I will poo my pants!
1579. I went in to the bathroom successful.
1580. I used to be lazy...well, I'm still lazy.
1581. Die you piece of *ugmph* I don’t care that you’re a baby!
1582. ewww ewww babies ewww they are like little chicken zombies
1583. Ha Ha get electrocuted again, these babies are stupid
1584. I'm a 5 year old when it comes to plushies.
1585. She went Chinese for a second there.
1586. Why is my nose being a butt?
1587. Don't speak Japanese right now. I can't understand that.
1588. Cheaters! Give me your stuff
1589. Oh no, I forgot where your sensitive parts are
1590. can you stop moving so I can shoot you?
1591. I wonder which one is worse... These babies or the toddler babies
1592. freak in a bottle
1593. I saw you shooting at it once it’s child was gone
1594. "I don't know what I'm doing"
1595. I'm hungwy too y'know
1596. "I've got a lot of mucus, ok?"
1597. I want to fight the stwongest pokemonz
1598. He constantly calls himself...I almost said ugly...
1599. I've never, EVER, liked having larger feet than the average woman
1600. "I totally didn't cheat or anything like that. . ."
1601. "we need some females in here."
1602. I broke into a home!
1603. I’m trying to give you something. Next time I’m gonna shove it up your nose. Ugghhh your so hard to please, you’re just like a woman! Maybe cut off that hair Geezzz!
1604. Actually, I think I'm the rude one.
1605. This guy's voice sucks
1606. When my brother is here, you should've known strange things will happen.
1607. You made me Southern!
1608. I forgot how to eat guys!
1609. I wanna sprint, but whenever I sprint, I use too much sprinter juice.
1610. That makes me sound like I go and give things to every dude I see!
1611. I'm gonna eat shrooms
1612. the poopiest of poops
1613. Apparently normal poop is not enough guys.
1614. Apparently I need more poop.
1615. I need all the poop I can take!
1616. I don't know why he smells like meat.
1617. If someone did this to me in real life, I would dump them like yesterday's pie! Actually, yesterday's pie still tastes good. Like last week's pie!
1618. I need more poop! Poop emergency!
1619. This Roller is meant for rolling! Not Flattening! Now it’s all wibblly!
1620. Excuse my wet hands
1621. "It's like I'm poopin' this out. It's like constipation clay." - Armor
1622. It's not even funny...it's a little bit funny.
1623. Have a 'tude...I need to make more food. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to rhyme.
1624. I'm as thirsty as a bean burrito on a Sunday morning...that didn't make no sense.
1625. Thank you for the poop!
1626. "You can see how ugly my parents are, if they're home." - Armor 2023
1627. You can give the horse shrooms
1628. hello fellow horses. ( armor confirms she is a horse)
1629. I can't focus on my focus
1630. I see that and think, ‘I wanna kill that little slug.’
1631. Why are you wiggling your butt at me?
1632. I’m not stinky
1633. Game’s not for the faint of heart, and I am the faint of heart.
1634. She said a cuss word! I can’t breathe. I can’t put my reindeer nose on!
1635. My mouth is always not working.
1636. Don’t make my nose blink harder than it already is, okay!
1637. "Is that my cat up there?"
1638. "I really love cookies, guys. They are my best friend"
1639. *excited gasp* BIDEN!
1640. "Get the dog!" (dog dies) *Evil laugh*
1641. I didn’t know the little white boys would follow me
1642. I have to give myself personality
1643. AI - “I try to spread love and positivity” Armor - “That won’t get you very far”
1644. I didn’t mean to fart pink dust.
1645. AI Armor - “I’m a saddle up and ride kinda gal”
1646. why are you moving? I can't shoot you when you're moving
1647. I manipulate people, it’s what I do.
1648. Is it ok for me to manipulate every single person in this building?
1649. "This gun does amazing things. Your head is in the way!"
1650. "Hey, I made a friend" after shooting zombies
1651. "Why do I keep shooting the zombies in the crotch?"
1652. Pluck those suckers out
1653. I am the Dandori Queen
1654. It's time to take off my layer of warmth! UGH-HYACK-UHN.
1655. I am going to be murdered by laughter
1656. It’s just ball time
1657. You’ll see the butt anywhere
1658. I’m going to slap a Chihuahua!
1659. To be fair, I’m a woman
1660. link really looks amazing as a wolf
1661. Women are always in the way
1662. "Did you say I'm a 'lovely furry'?!" - ArmorOfFaith "...Level 30." - Ian
1663. "That totally was an Asian thing to say." - Ian
1664. I'm building a... thing.
1665. Ahh! My horse almost killed me!
1666. You know how when you can make your horse go "neigh"?
1667. I just wanna fall.
1668. I fought this kid how many times now?
1669. nothing ugly should live!
1670. I had to pay 50 BBQ thingys just to fight you!
1671. "I feel so white"
1672. I'm farting again!
1673. I'm craving chicken like a BEAST!!! I'm hungey
1674. Ian has heard all of my sounds
1675. I have been made! I’ve been beating people to death
1676. What are you gay or something? -DariusFaux
1677. “As you can see I drink my own nectar. … don’t clip that” - DariusFaux
1678. I remember listening to it and then I SEE A DUCK!
1679. I remember I was listening to the song and then I SEE A DUCK
1680. He does poop out milk!
1681. This is the kind of stuck that is NOT good
1682. I don’t want to marry a FAIRY, and I don’t want to marry a CHILD, there has to be more options here!
1683. Why do I stream? Why do you guys stick around? I can't even word. I can't word anything I can't the most simplest of words.
1684. It’s pink flavored cardboard
1685. It’s like watching Mew and Mew Two fighting! except … not at all
1686. My shoulder blade is in alot of plane
1687. As a gay (in reference to Vera)
1688. "Go and make eggs right now!"
1689. Let’s go kill some animals! I mean people! I mean pals! eh all of the above.
1690. I played both so I can say, "Hello."
1691. We gotta number 2! … that could be taken out of context
1692. Are you guys pooping wood and stone out of your b*tthole?
1693. This looks like cocaine … this is for kids
1694. I have zero thoughts
1695. I have to go on brb, see you later gays
1696. When I think of Ford I think of guns
1697. I feel like a robot that’s malfunctioning, first I called you gays
1698. I gotta spit the gibberish out
1699. I wanna be a pirate!
1700. Death to ze French “People” - Ian in bad French accent
1701. Eww I look French - Ian disgusted
1702. I know Twitch doesn't allow abuse, but I'm about to do some stuff to Hannah -DariusFaux
1703. My feet are big!
1704. Excuse me for being dumb.
1705. I can tell you firsthand now...the wool is not tasty.
1706. I cannot English! bluhbluhbluhbluhbluh!
1707. Promote unity? I don't think she knows me very well...
1708. I haven't done any extreme breeding yet
1709. I need a picture of his behind!
1710. Also, I don't like pedophilia and inbreeding, so...
1711. I'm not a flooze. Case closed.
1712. I didn’t mean to give him so much booty! Look how much booty he has here!
1713. Cake is always a good idea. ~Vera
1714. Did I just English incorrectly again?
1715. I'm not the smartest tool in the shed...sharpest tool in the shed, sorry.
1716. Oh yeah, it has a booty.
1717. I'll get into those legs later.
1718. I usually follow girls
1719. I can't be useful
1720. I'm out for booty
1721. Whose shooting me! … oh it’s me
1722. I would love to look like a Korean
1723. NOBODY should be 85, we have so many 80 year olds
1724. Maybe someone is putting some shrinking liquid in my ears while I sleep
1725. Speaking of butt, I might need to trim.
1726. I just stabbed my entire 'right here'
1727. "Stay in your lane buddy" - Vera
1728. Ian has a stick up his bum!
1729. Okay, that's it! I'm eating this chocolate! I'm hungry!
1730. Vera said that? Vera can stick it ~ Darius Faux
1731. Puddles of drool everywhere.
1732. “Hello there my Asian boy”
1733. My brother's a guy
1734. Am I not supposed to murder people?
1735. People’s heads are squishy, like grapes!
1736. Is this guy Spanish or Native American? Or is he Puerto Rican? He's definitely one of those things.
1737. me getting scared. me not liking this at all. me talking in weird...talk
1738. I don't think pants float.
1739. "I'm not human"
1740. God's word is true, not Muhammad
1741. We need the males to make babies
1742. What is with the X-Box and females?
1743. LET'S GOOOOO! We finally got ourselves a male!
1744. It’s very hard to find a male
1745. Now we shall breed to our hearts content!
1746. I need to breed RIGHT NOW!
1747. There's voices coming out of this plant!
1748. I do ort
1749. Just make everyone gay! Gay everywhere!
1750. "I hurt my foot on a rock today"
1751. I just wanted to kill him for the funsies
1752. I want to punch a lady! - RemnantRD
1753. I am a thirsty BEAST today!
1754. Cananada
1755. I'm on FIRE!
1756. We need to purge them all!
1757. I made awful stew
1758. I promise you I don't eat marbles!
1759. Remnant, I want you to die
1760. I have 99 Weed! Should I be proud about my weed?
1761. You can take a shower? I like this game!
1762. BOW BEFORE ME PEASENTS!
1763. You can pet me
1764. Too many Markipliers
1765. I'm a princess I should be getting these things for free
1766. I'm already married to my wife; who I love deeply
1767. I NEED MEAT!!!
1768. Oh you're Nancy. Earlier I kinda told your husband I loved him
1769. WHY WAS HER BUTT IN OUR FACE?!
1770. Sarah! You useless human!
1771. I hear you! I'm not stupid!
1772. You have to exist! Start existing
1773. I didn't change anything about the pregnancy tests!
1774. Should I continue to be black?
1775. Ah yes! Drown little guy, DROWN!
1776. Butt stabbing!
1777. “Let go of her you stupid pervert monkey!”
1778. And I scweam when I see wolves
1779. I almost pooped my pants! I'm not kidding!
1780. My dad hates pickles
1781. When you come here, except the weeb
1782. Just pretend I don't exist, okay? I've embarrassed myself enough today.
1783. THey are very fart to fight... HARD to fight!
1784. Loud butt crunching.
1785. He's such a man! She's such a woman!
1786. does his suit have a pee button?
1787. you remind me of another guy who totally died
1788. Are you a woman? Where did you go? I wanted to make sure you weren't a woman!
1789. You made me laugh like an obnoxious jerk!
1790. His stupid name is a lot more stupid than his stupid nickname
1791. Cuz you're jerkbutt. That's why.
1792. Don't mess with a hungry woman. That's our lesson today!
1793. Why am I talking like I've been married before?
1794. I'm only a little dumb.
1795. "I kill my own!" -Armor, while killing animals
1796. I'm a female...I'm representing...something
1797. I do not do drugs, my friends. You can be rest assured, that I don't do drugs.
1798. I'm desperate
1799. I'm so PO'd! UGH!
1800. Don't ever take legal advice from an AI.
1801. You look like something I need to stab!
1802. You didn't have to do that my good sir... Or madam... Or whatever these days
1803. Let me send you to hell please... Where you belong
1804. I had a guy, who was very much not gay
1805. I cry over everything okay
1806. Ow! My Hip!
1807. Those animals are really ugly.
1808. The multiplayer was fun...I just didn't have any friends.
1809. That is one annoying...child thing.
1810. Most people have mothers