1. I fucking hate drawing comics.
2. I'm a scared little chicken wing.
3. We're on the same brainlength.
4. I wish that was my quote.
5. Unconjoined twins.
6. I want to see it erect.
7. Being famous is like spreading a disease.
8. I can feel it in my bone!
9. How do girls even look like?
10. My cheese knowledge is very limited.
11. Do people say this?
12. My throat is on fire with passion.
13. Is cake a food?
14. She wouldn't be shouting her shirt colour.
15. I'm running out of my own made-up song!
16. Coming out of the... jacket hole... what's it called? Pocket!
17. Oh wait, I'm sitting in a chair! I could just draw this one instead of looking up pictures online!
18. Maybe I can do a picture thing with my phone... thing.
19. A great song for a great time... and I didn't get any work done.
20. I don't like this weird dong that's hanging off her forehead.
21. Is peanut butter a fruit?
22. I appreciate any nice things to say about my butt.
23. Why won't this stream die, am I right? Can't stop won't stop.
24. *cough cough*
25. My reputation - that has never existed - is at stake. But I'd like to make one.
26. I think I just gave myself a sinus infection.
27. The Red Bull is gone, the sickness is slowly coming back. The sweats are back.
28. This is the peak of professionality right here.
29. The yoghurt situation has been dealt with.
30. For now I'm just gonna go home and... uhh... I am home.
31. I'm going to get a Happy Meal. Because I'm a happy boy.
32. I don't really watch people sleep.
33. That's a bit more sleepy and a bit less weird Santa.
34. (Reading): "I have a big smelly butt and I like touching my own butt - prove I didn't say it." Oh no! I just said it!
35. There's a Pokemon nearby! Oh, it's just a Pidgey... I'll catch it anyway.
36. Drawing comics is kinda like throwing up.
37. Let's remove these limbs, huh? Let's remove these children limbs.
38. I don't just mean a ticker of text saying 'latest donation', 'top subscriber'... 'biggest cabbage'.
39. I'm definitely going to grow up to be a crazy cat lady.
40. Just broke my neck a little bit. Don't know if you guys heard that but I'm in a lot of pain right now.
41. How do I write words? Jesus, why is this so hard?
42. It's so hard today for some reason... oh, there we go. All it took was a little complaining.
43. We'll speed through it.
44. Someone ate too many Cinnabons and decided to puke on this casket. That's what it looks like.
45. Now the tombstone has pubes? Oh God!
46. I sang so hard I twisted my ankle.
47. I'm basically pretending this guy doesn't exist... just like life does.
48. I'm killing more people than ever.
49. I can just feel people unfollowing.
50. Do I dare? Yeah, I dare. Oh God, I regret it.
51. Don't quote me on this.
52. It's not cheating if they don't know about it. AM I RIGHT LADIES?!
53. WHY AM I SO PERFECT?
54. Nice, nice. Very gross.
55. I still have shampoo in my hair.
56. Solid.
57. There is no time for celebrating.
58. I've been practicing circles my whole life.
59. I hope you enjoyed those plump juicy wieners.
60. I think that's good... It's terrible! It's terrible!
61. Well spotted... with your ears... well heard.
62. I don't know English.
63. I feel pregnant.
64. I dunno, what am I, an artist?
65. It was leaking some sticky juice.
66. You know what? Fuck it!
67. I can't believe that worked... oh no, it's all fucked!
68. My tool was too big. And that's a complaint I hear often - ladies! No it's not, women don't talk to me.
69. There is so much hype placed with the 69 quote that I feel it will never be used.
70. I see what you're saying, it's an insult. I get it!
71. Something you can consume....disappear...turn into poop. That's the kinda gift I like.
72. If I rub it sometimes foam comes out.
73. Perfect for the Battlefield One trailer, perfect for this comic about fish!
74. I was tempted to shit myself, just so I'd have an excuse to leave.
75. It's a good idea, but it's not. It's not a good idea.
76. Ohhhh my nipples.
77. Who has a banana on a plate?
78. Looks like I wet the bed again.
79. Stay in cool, kids!
80. Hey you know that painting of the baby pissing itself? Yeah get me a second one.
81. I know what I'm gonna do tonight. Gonna go down the backstreets, and get me some heroin!
82. Those plump, juicy wieners will be in your mouth soon.
83. Slathered in sexuality!
84. Is that negging? Is my father negging me?
85. Now it's feeling good... all I had to do was suck it.
86. It's gonna take a key to get into this pussy!
87. I'm radiating positive... shit.
88. That's how I'm gonna picture all you guys from now on. Tied to a chair.
89. Three strokes is all I need.
90. I know I'm a sensitive boy.
91. This goes beyond the beans, I need the bull.
92. What's the point of doing anything if I don't get a Steam achievement?
93. I don't have insurance for blue balls.
94. Suck my fat, orange DICK!
95. You don't want it too straight, you don't want it too curvy. Just how I like my women.
96. I gotta get some bull testosterone in my mouth.
97. The ladies like it small.
98. If you close your eyes it sounds like an orgy.
99. Aw that definitely fits me, I can definitely fit in there. Come on!
100. I'm naked right now.
101. I was gripping my mouse too firmly.
102. This comic makes no goddamn sense.
103. Whoa, that's a lot of porn!
104. Now it's too small. That's what she said!...Oh dear....
105. Sometimes you need to go off the beaten path just to see how much nicer the beaten path is. And you go back to it because why the hell did you go into the forest where people go to die?!
106. It was dangling onto my face.
107. That's a good question! Now watch me ignore it!
108. All my plants are dead.
109. I don't like waking up.
110. This song is making you feel sad? Nice, nice.
111. Jesus Christ, it looks like someone came in his mouth!
112. That's it... I'm gonna go smack a bitch up!
113. If we're going to do it, let's go hard.
114. Why are you busting my balls?
115. It's huge.....Oh dear it's huge.
116. Everything that looks like a dick is a dick.
117. Ohhhh.....bukkake.
118. No, life you failed me! This is some bullshit.
119. Help me. Please god, help me.
120. I think they make glue from the fur. I don't think it's anything sexual....
121. I'm not pandering. I'm not a black and white bear.
122. You can imagine the eyes are boobs.
123. I'm still hoping that pizza will come through the door... along with my parents.
124. This is really weird, the comic's done.
125. I am learning!
126. It looked like someone jizzed on my pizza, but it tasted good!
127. I didn't know we had boats in World War I...
128. Oh! I'm blowing my load!
129. That's what cool people do, they have cool cars.
130. Yeah I might suck on that during the stream.
131. That's not a pie! It's a... ah, it looks like a pie...
132. Do you have any wise words for someone who is thinking about starting comics? "DON'T!"
133. I wonder what it would look like if I add balls to this face.
134. You don't want to touch a real person on the head too much.
135. This is my job, drawing little veins on a kernel.
136. It looks like a veiny penis... I'll just go through it.
137. It's time to get inside of you.
138. Now you belong to me. If only I could hack the ladies like that.
139. I've set up a urinal network link.
140. If I wanted to join a club of one I would go to my bedroom.
141. Maybe I am high?
142. I'll have to make another comic about an oversized nose.
143. Spiders aren't insects... they're... fish!
144. Here's some juice. It's not urine.
145. I feel like a whore...
146. I'm made of little details! *cries*
147. I don't usually stream when I'm flashing, because that would be against the rules.
148. I wanna keep it big, because I'm gonna be stretching it a lot.
149. I specialize in jizz comedy.
150. I'll have ping out my ass!
151. Moist.
152. I need breasts.
153. Make Anubis great again!
154. Feels like I've had jizz in my mouth.
155. Turns out this cat has cat-AIDS.
156. I can only draw when I'm naked.
157. It feels like I have a metal dick on my head.
158. I'm fisting him and he's not even reacting.
159. You're seeing my brain turds right now.
160. It looks like they're connecting their bodies somehow...
161. Gotta lock it away so I don't accidentally keep touching it.
162. Is it bull semen or bull urine? Either way it tastes damn good!
163. With that bull-semen-urine cocktail in my system, I'm sure we can crank this out pretty fast.
164. Is it 'Loading Artist'? No, it's probably something cool...
165. We're nearing the end of this stream! Nah, that's a lie.
166. I broke hope.
167. My attention span is at an all time low.
168. I'm glad I didn't have a webcam for that, because it looked like I did autofellatio or something.
169. My balls aren't doing anything.
170. Where is my eye?
171. Only Smarties know that.
172. I'm painting with my dick here!
173. I'm not going to regret that later...
174. I swear I'm an adult.
175. I hope this doesn't kill people... We can worry about that later, it's not too important.
176. 5 days into 2017! Only 351 to go!
177. It just looks like a whole load of moths making babies on your cake there.
178. I'll sellout for that! That's my price tag!
179. What does this gun smell like? Bees.
180. Not the chin, but the upper.. chin... ... ... forehead.
181. It looks like a liver is placed atop her head.
182. I'm penetrating the game.
183. This isn't Red Bull, gotta get the healthy shit out of the way.
184. The vibration of this thing on my crotch is making me want to go to the bathroom.
185. I don't think I've ever been called 'Hitler' this early in the day... No wait, that's a lie.
186. My first language is Comics.
187. Aren't pizzas awake at night?
188. At least I was out when they put it in.
189. People are drawn to thicker things, just like my ex.
190. It doesn't exist if you don't think about it!
191. It's filling him with fluids through his penis.
192. I should be running my hands. If that was socially acceptable, and also possible, that'd be sweet.
193. How much tuna can I have before I die?
194. I'm just gonna fist it.
195. This is so gross and messy.
196. Something has gone weird down there...
197. Maybe I should've stayed dead.
198. It looks bigger in real life... the camera makes it look small.
199. Why is it so hard to control my hand?
200. My confidence is being shattered. Live on stream.
201. I can't get enough of big loads.
202. It can be a big cuddle orgy over here. That's how I live my lifestyle.
203. Let's make sure we don't Google up some golden penises or something.
204. How to make this look like less shitty?
205. Who doesn't like a blast in the face?
206. I'm always moist.
207. Avoiding the penises is a pretty good tip.
208. This looks like a sausage in a tuxedo... Whatever that means.
209. When this gets yanked out... oh, god, it's so painful.
210. Am I crying right now?
211. I would've just fucked Andre as well.
212. That was the sound of my anus shutting.
213. How am I supposed to voice a question mark?
214. My bit virginity is gone.
215. I gotta laugh to suppress the tears.
216. Don't change what ain't fixed.
217. That's how we say goodbye to our family members! We refer to juicy pussies!
218. I did shit myself. I just didn't want to cause a scene. I'm just sitting on it.
219. I regret all my decisions.
220. I'm a brave babby boy!
221. I am so moist. Unbelievably moist.
222. Have faith in me for once, goddammit!
223. This comic is short and sweet and shit.
224. I appreciate the warm response to my feces.
225. It looks like two peens docking.
226. Wet and saggy. That's what you want.
227. Smooth as balls.
228. Follow the semen!
229. What kind of emotional gap are we trying to fill?
230. I've got a lot of experience with making the most out of little things.
231. I have a huge head. Super egoistical.
232. Don't blow your loads too fast.
233. I'm a thirsty boy.
234. Gotta make sure it's completely in...
235. I'm just gonna fuck it, I'm too hot and sweaty.
236. We want to see your plump, juicy wieners.
237. Oh man, I'm so high.
238. Doesn't taste like piss... piss tastes better.
239. Looks like Instagram took a whole dump on my comic here.
240. Is it raining?! Nah, maybe it's just backsplash.
241. My scare-sense is tingling...
242. Let's do the daughters.
243. I didn't put enough makeup on today.
244. What can I say? I'm an alcoholic!
245. It's not cheating if you do it all the time.
246. Cheat until you win.
247. There is just so much vomit in this room.
248. I liked drawing when I was young... Sonic fan art.
249. Ew! I got cat food stuck on my fuckin' sock!
250. I'm good at giving head... shots.
251. She is good at fisting those guys.
252. Kill me in the ass.
253. All these butts are being penetrated!
254. When I saw that, I shat out of my eyes. Two diarrhea streams right out of my pupils.
255. The more you ruin my life, the better the comic gets.
256. I look away for five minutes and everyone's talking about me jacking it to my own comics.
257. How do ears work?
258. How do I draw my comics?
259. The question is: How much do I hate myself?
260. So much jizz there's even blood in it.
261. Hold on, I gotta wash the jizz out of my mouth.
262. I'm not enjoying this at all.
263. I wish I could change my name. Instead of LoadingArtist, I'd be LoadingNotAGoodDrawer.
264. There's a really horny ghost in my apartment.
265. A chain link fence...it will block ALL the bullets.
266. You should not bite metal.
267. Didn't expect to see so many dongs amidst all the death.
268. It's like a bukkake scene with chocolate, that's what it was. Buchoccy.
269. I love seeing an old man have an orgasm.
270. I might do that later on, I can't be fucked right now.
271. We tried for hours just to get a look at those pixelated titties.
272. Why did my keyboard transition? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's 2017.
273. Wish me luck, boys. I'm going in.
274. I knew I shouldn't have streamed these comics....
275. I feel more whippy.
276. I am someone's Garfield.
277. Stay in school and be wet.
278. Who else is naked? Nope, just me.
279. I need to shoot someone.
280. I've never lasted this long before.
281. They would say: Faster horses!
282. Once we added the colors it really adds the penile aspect.
283. We do not approve of this hidden penis!
284. Kind of weird to think this thing came from a cow's tit... and I'm drinking it.
285. BECAUSE IM DANK.
286. Scientistic.
287. Some plant just jizzed into my apartment.
288. I looked and I fucked myself!
289. I'm an old man with a small bladder.
290. The heart is farting.
291. I'm gonna be a butt.
292. I forget when I talk.
293. I feel like I've pissed myself already.
294. It's hard to read with these people screaming behind me.
295. Remember, kids: Trust strangers!
296. I love having my dick cut in half.
297. I can handle three 30"s right now.
298. I only have a 14", but I don't like to measure because it gives me confidence issues.
299. What a delicious looking turd.
300. Just think, what would Loading Artist do? Then do the exact opposite, don't fucking copy me.
301. I'm diddling the guitar, not the crotch!
302. Tastes like great savings!
303. All they do is fly around in their orange jump suits and fuck shit up.
304. Do you hear someone? Like, talking? Oh, it's the guy dying. That's okay then.
305. My pants are moist.
306. God, I'm white.
307. Fuck Mozart.
308. This tube is thicker than my tube.
309. People already think I'm a camgirl.
310. I gotta think of something fast so I don't sound sexist.
311. Oh, shit! It's not even in!
312. I'm pushing so hard and it's not doing it.
313. There's only two holes!
314. I tried sticking that bad boy in places it shouldn't be.
315. I've been waiting to slide it in this whole time.
316. It can always be tighter.
317. Nice and tight.
318. When I'm not streaming, I'm constantly shitting.
319. I'm going to die drawing circles.
320. Oh no! I dropped my arms!
321. I gotta do it slow and intentionally, like making love... God, I suck at making love.
322. It's going pretty well! I'm half blind now.
323. I haven't shaved my PC in a while.
324. Is a gazelle a fruit? Like an African fruit?
325. I've got a suspicious eye on that banana.
326. The way he moves his balls, it's tantalising to the senses.
327. Maybe it's me that's not straight.
328. I'll come anywhere for one bit.
329. Feels pretty good, feels pretty tight.
330. I'm the chimpanzee here.
331. We blew up that cat! Hooray!
332. We don't blow the balls, we suck the balls.
333. He explodes when he gets sucked.
334. Fuck the goats.
335. We passed the monkeys, how are there still bananas?
336. I just look like I have a huge dong.
337. You goddamn expletive!
338. How do people do things?
339. I don't usually have nuts in my mouth.
340. This stream is expired.
341. I can deepthroat a trumpet.
342. Usually I'm out and about or naked.
343. It's like a ball pit, but instead of balls, it's cats.
344. You'd think a place named Hatville would have more hats.
345. He is very naked over here.
346. What's a penis?
347. You got me in mid-climax there.
348. We don't need that dong anymore.
349. I want them thick balls.
350. Look at that salty nut.
351. That's what gets me off: watching myself.
352. It looks like I jizzed all over this thing... kind of what I'm going for.
353. I've got some salty nuts of my own.
354. I think we're just going to have to live with the penis.
355. I'm a comedy god.
356. I could just smash it. Smash it with my thrust!
357. Get rid of the girl, so I can thrust the wood.
358. What kind of weird fucked up orgy is this? How do I join it?
359. I am the orgy.
360. This is only mildly sexy.
361. I don't know what I'm doing here.
362. I don't pull out.
363. Nothing is ever as good as human meat.
364. No... it's too wet.
365. I have to return some Urine.
366. Panties.
367. I had a pink donut ring for a mouth.
368. I look like a slut.
369. Babies come from Goatse.
370. That guy is masturbating. Alright!
371. How can you not love the peen.
372. I love stealing shit.
373. I describe my arms 'like chewed up straws'.
374. I almost wanna die.
375. Maybe I'm not a trumpet.
376. Where is death? I'm looking for death.
377. How do I make this less like a blowjob?
378. I appreciate all sexual support!
379. Do you hear that? It's the sound of my career dying.
380. I've gone down the jizz route, not the oil route.
381. I don't want to see any...ladies dripped in oil.
382. I don't have enough bitrates for these spiders.
383. It took 4 guys to finish me off.
384. I'm addicted to air.
385. I was going to put this whole thing in my mouth.
386. It's not supposed to be a penis, it's my face.
387. Woah, look at my finger, it's just touching.
388. Quote not found
389. If you're interested in looking at shit, consider becoming a patron.
390. How do clothes work again?
391. I am not a good artist.
392. I'd copy paste my own mother if I could.
393. Why do I have more bush than I need?
394. You bite into it and it nuts in your mouth.
395. The less teeth, the better.
396. Do I have to climb on these balls or what?
397. I look like a goddamn hippie.
398. Oh my god, I thought that was my monkey porn.
399. Technically it's still there, it's just that you can't really see it. Just like my penis.
400. Fuck you guys.
401. I am very handicapped.
402. I can't even program them to cheer for me!
403. My audience won't cheer for me.
404. Don't look at me! I'm obese!
405. Under all this machoism, is a scared little boy.
406. A single pizza for a single boy.
407. What's wrong with talking about poop while you're eating?
408. I thought that was a monkey, but it's a child.
409. I don't even know who I'm appealing to.
410. It came out. It came hard.
411. I sound like a sexual predator. Calling all 13 year old girls, join my chat room!
412. Oh god, it's a long one. It's so long!
413. Enough facials, let's get back to the comic.
414. I'm spreading my seedlings.
415. Every important comic has world building, and our world is balls.
416. I know I'm climaxing right now.
417. Anyone can sing like me, you just gotta be drunk enough.
418. I think my building is turning into a washing machine.
419. That's my girlfriend! She's probably dead now.
420. I'm pretty hungry... and pretty cold. I'm pretty everything. Actually I'm just pretty.
421. These are not the right nuts.
422. Fuck you, plants!
423. We are so close to, getting there.
424. My blue balls are full and I want to climax.
425. Girls like a thicc Garfield collection.
426. I guess I could be a boy toy.
427. What is a septacorn? Is that like a unicorn with seven dicks?
428. Is that a Garfield merchandise reference, or a sex thing?
429. I think that'd be pretty smart if it wasn't so illegal.
430. Can't wait to disappoint my own kid.
431. I'm too old for these cheat codes.
432. My beard is like I like my ladies: nice and hairy.
433. They looked pretty jizzy.
434. Ease on that wood and slide on real slow.
435. Could be a hand shaped bird. I know that happens sometimes.
436. It tastes like a suppository.
437. Hold on, lemme put it back in.
438. You think this beard grows by itself?
439. Can't draw circles, can't draw straight lines, can't draw anything.
440. This is my glory hole, right here.
441. Like any good dictator, you gotta set an example.
442. I barely managed to put my pants back on.
443. I have to fill them with white.
444. That's a lot of cocks!
445. I need more holes.
446. I'm smarter than like, three birds put together.
447. I only have so many holes.
448. I can tell who is new in the chat by how nice they are.
449. Gang violence.... that would be pretty fun.
450. This coffee smells alcoholic.
451. I don't like birds. They freak me out. They scare me.
452. Just talking about my parents' jizz here.
453. Let's do it hard.
454. How does light work?
455. I was being too clever for my own good.
456. I could feel it... vibrating... so intense.
457. This is a weird song. It sounds like the ultrasound of someone's ass.
458. I'll gladly sell out if the price is high enough.
459. I think it's kinda cute when they don't have arms.
460. Thanks for absolutely nailing my mother.
461. People are gonna be stampeding over themselves just to smell my skin.
462. I fuck physics on a regular basis.
463. That naked blue man is just not leaving!
464. It almost tastes like human skin but better.
465. Is this dabbing? Am I cool yet?
466. It's a very new motion for my head and balls.
467. Let the disappointment begin!
468. That's a huge load off of my face.
469. When there's porn of your stuff out there, you know you've made it.
470. I'm so bad at memes and shit.
471. You're not even worth the glory hole!
472. Do I want penetration?
473. Where the hell is my hand?
474. Wow, those butterflies are having sex out there.
475. It might still look intense when it's small.
476. Was that satisfying or disappointing? In fact, don't answer that.
477. Look how much bigger it is now!
478. I am like, five breaths away from shitting myself.
479. You look like a very nice looking plant.
480. A gold digger for 75 cents. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
481. It's as flat as a ten year old.
482. This is, like, the audio equivalent of taking a laxative.
483. Be the comic you wanna see comics be.
484. Sue me.
485. There is nothing wrong with the size of my balls! My balls are huge! ...No, they're pretty average-sized.
486. How do you measure the size of your balls? Just stick them in a glass of water and see how much it rises, right?
487. I was dead inside......more so than usual.
488. I don't know what green looks like.
489. It's my dad's so it's bigger and better.
490. Cats are fucking assholes.
491. I feel like I was thrusted into an orgy of memes.
492. My mum always tells me I need the D.
493. This Red Bull is trying to escape out of my urethra.
494. I couldn't find the hole. Ugh. How do people do this?
495. It's like a money shot with your nose.
496. I've been experimenting with candles.
497. Pros use their tools, and I'm using my tool everyday.
498. I creamed all over my nose.
499. My water broke.
500. This looks like a pirate ship having an erection.
501. I'm burning myself now, this is what you guys have turned me into.
502. I haven't had this much action in my throat since the weekend.
503. Funny, nutritious, and fully erect.
504. Don't spread your taint, everyone!
505. I just need something soothing in my ear, and not an enormous penis.
506. This is vibrating my genitalia.
507. Let's grip onto those anal beads.
508. It looks like a rectangular turd... but it tastes twice as good.
509. I'm surrounded by holes.
510. I feel like fucking grapes.
511. What am I? A porn star?
512. Did we have water a thousand years ago?
513. I can't draw anything.
514. Is that the right English?
515. We're bonded by our brain testicle.
516. I'm a controller, not a karate man.
517. I am 90% balls.
518. That's me! Default and medium.....ladies.
519. I don't go around sucking from holes. Actually I do, ladies.
520. I am too erect from this.
521. Not enough nuzzle wuzzles and too much erotica.
522. This is something testicles can't do.
523. The more you play with it, the warmer it gets.
524. They got me cat and hentai.
525. I was essentially paid to be a Brony.
526. This is gonna burst one day and it's gonna fill my face.
527. There's a surprising amount of hair on this testicle.
528. Is my face vibrating?
529. Aliens and penises. They go hand in hand.
530. I'm having all these babies with people.
531. I want that fizzy jizzy goodness in my mouth.
532. I hate the sound of kids laughing.
533. Remind me to keep killing myself.
534. Who needs to be outside when you can be outside in the game?
535. I am a master barista!
536. The hole is just massive.
537. I thought I threw up diarrhoea.
538. My penis radar is going nuts.
539. I have wet my panties.
540. I'm just drawing black dicks everywhere.
541. I was once offered the role of SpongeBob, but I turned it down.
542. My mom told me to eat the balls and I did.
543. His peen is just resting on the table.
544. It looks like I'm wearing a tropical themed KKK-outfit.
545. I have to play my penis cards just right.
546. Ohh, it's on the floor.
547. I sold my banana for $1 to an old man.
548. I am a 28 year old man, in a banana costume, drawing comics, for a bunch of people online... Where did it all go wrong? OR RIGHT?
549. I hope that kid's okay, ehh, he's probably fine.
550. Who knew drawing a penis would be so complicated?
551. We made his penis longer...If only it was that easy.
552. I'm too cool to be warm, I've got hypothermia... HYPEothermia!
553. I feel like a Netflix ad.
554. If anything the world needs, it's more Gregors.
555. I don't want anything to do with the chat.
556. Do I look like a villain?
557. There is nothing to be positive about.
558. We're all dying anyway, may as well die in the fast lane.
559. Benedictus Fructus Ventris. Is this a breakfast menu or something?
560. I think this is what dogs look like.
561. Prepare to be blown.
562. Now that we all have been blown, back to work!
563. It's time to celebrate! Shit on the floor!
564. Democracy doesn't work.
565. Do I need air?
566. Enjoy that load on your head.
567. It was like I was deepthroated by Nutella and it nearly killed me.
568. Dak, your glitter is inside me now.
569. Right now it just seems like a huge mess and not very satisfying.
570. I don't even remember how to paint.
571. I don't know if it was thunder or a large person falling over.
572. I look like an optical illusion.
573. I can't have penises on stream!
574. You're killing me with that dick!
575. Brevity is the soul of dick.
576. I'm not really into that whole poop thing.
577. I don't own shirts.
578. I can't draw today!
579. Everybody likes some bush!
580. That bush is really distracting for some reason.
581. I'm a health freak obviously.
582. I just watched an erection on stream.
583. It looks like a KKK member with a boner.
584. There's a tumor there next to my face.
585. I wonder if I can make it bigger?
586. I trust you guys.
587. Can you imagine me as a god?
588. It's something I have no experience with... No, not a girl.
589. This is so wet on my face.
590. I don't need friends when I can just draw my friends.
591. I'm trying to get rid of the mental image of saggy breasts.
592. I'm having a mental orgasm right now.
593. I don't want to have to please virtual ducks, I have to please real life ducks as it is.
594. What does math look like?
595. This isn't even guaranteed to look good.
596. Don't worry parents... I'm from the internet.
597. What a fucking waste of time.
598. There's a turd on my shoulder.
599. I love pinching, it's the best thing.
600. If there is something you don't like, just pinch it!
601. I really like that egg.
602. I'm basically a father to a million babies.
603. The slightest bit of warmth just makes me drip on the floor.
604. Let's make a baby with these two google images.
605. I whip my hands back and forth.
606. As soon as I finish the stream, I'm just gonna strip down naked.
607. It just needed a little bit more wiggle.
608. I didn't realise I wasn't in yet.
609. I would swap fingers with you.
610. I am fucking this up so much.
611. I gotta squeeze the bean.
612. That looks like a money shot, for a nature documentary.
613. I think kink shame was a sex convention or something.
614. You've destroyed your sack, grandpa.
615. There are too many cooks in the chicken.
616. Oh it's so long.
617. I am not a headbanger.
618. It's hard to be hot.
619. Yeah, I'll sell out, whatever.
620. That is how farmers value their goose... geese.
621. loadJ is nothing.
622. The white comes out way too soon.
623. Have a sleep tight!
624. It's such a load off of my face.
625. So much love in here that we're all pregnant.
626. I can't handle the big willy.
627. I am so sticky. I am a sticky boy.
628. Nothing makes me happy.
629. I would taste myself.
630. Gotta think like a toilet here.
631. Give me the sausage.
632. I ate the wrong kind of sausage.
633. I guess she is not into sausages, it's 2017... She's into these tiny KKK members instead.
634. All they have done is be friendly to me and give me meat.
635. We have no progress.
636. You want to embarass me in front of my friends? loadCry AHHH! LEAVE ME ALONE.
637. I have so many PUBGenes coming out the wazoo.
638. What the hell is this stream about?
639. It's a sweaty mess down there.
640. I'm not a slut.
641. I think this is the best mouth to use.
642. I'm so professional. I have a hole in my pants and I made some coffee.
643. The world's harsh, whatever.
644. What's the point of jizzing, if I don't get love?
645. I got distracted by a penis.
646. A giant thunderous penis. Shooting its white lightning.
647. Fill me up with your juicy white goo.
648. We can always make more money. We can't make more jizz.
649. Coffee is a vegetable.
650. I'm not high, just super stoned.
651. Get your 2006 sperm cell book!
652. Do I look cultured?
653. Oh yeah, it is quite softcore.
654. There goes my hentai cred.
655. I was the guy in a lesbian orgy.
656. Oh my god, I sound manly again.
657. I am known for urinating a lot.
658. I don't know how to draw things.
659. I can't climax without you guys.
660. It's all about discipline- *stuffs cake into mouth*
661. I was so close to flushing that turd.
662. I am my own child.
663. Wait, do I want breasts? Yeah, I do!
664. Time to get naked.
665. Yes, clap for your own bodies.
666. So this is what coffee is supposed to taste like.
667. I took the cock out of my mouth.
668. Nothing like a little face-orgasm to wake the mind.
669. This is where I flashed everyone.
670. If I just spanked it on its bottom, I thought it would have come out.
671. There is not enough space for my gigantic scrotum to breathe.
672. Is that a sleeping snake in your pocket or are you just flaccid to see me?
673. I don't wanna be in the history books, I wanna be in the future books.
674. A shape is appearing from behind the clouds. It's shaped like a brain. It's my brain. It's so bright.
675. I was about to cry out of my bum. That's how sad I was.
676. I'm a god, motherfucker!
677. I failed to swallow.
678. This is not a decapitated fox, FYI. It's supposed to be cute.
679. Hopped out of the shower. Mid-shower. And came onto my computer.
680. Pussy orgy. Cute.
681. The stick is too big.
682. Kinda tight in there, especially with this giant stick.
683. Might need to shrink my stick a little bit, gotta be sneaky.
684. I'm not very good at games.
685. Have you tried rubbing it a little?
686. I am Taylor Swift?
687. We don't ban many people, but when we do it's very exciting.
688. Doesn't seem like Hitler is very popular these days...
689. Can you get a disease from eating dust?
690. Ducks don't quack.
691. Let's get rid of those pretty little eyes.
692. Me and Taylor Swift we're twins, actually. We look kinda similar, same age, same level of success, same singing vocals.
693. I'm a virgin.
694. I can relate to the Titanic.
695. This guy just jerked off a frozen banana.
696. I couldn't penetrate the banana!
697. Next thing I know, I'm just jacking off this banana.
698. I got frozen bananas to jack off.
699. You could watch me in bed.
700. I'm a very hairy boy.
701. I'm not your monkey!
702. You stick your thing in it and it gets sharp.
703. It just blasts out the hole somehow.
704. I've been rubbing my little acorn all day.
705. How do arms work?
706. I am a fax machine.
707. Great fur, would pat again.
708. They're so scary looking. But also kinda hot. Weirds me out.
709. 699 looks like an awkward threesome.
710. You put a smile on my heart. Now I need surgery.
711. I basically finished swallowing.
712. What is with all these boners.
713. What do vegetarians eat? Gloves?
714. Am I being hacked right now!?
715. I'm crying tears of joy through my armpits.
716. Why is there a washing machine in front of the policeman?
717. Never stop stopping.
718. The good thing about people is that they can be killed.
719. What do humans eat?!
720. I think it looks better when there's a lot of vomit.
721. I may be questioning myself once I sober up.
722. It looks like a really white pierced nipple.
723. We gotta remove the protection and then slide it on.
724. I just brought sexy back.
725. I haven't measured myself in a long time.
726. I'm so attractive to fleas, they can't get enough of this body. Every night's an orgy with me and these fleas.
727. Fox. Not even once.
728. I have no interesting stories.
729. I wish I could pour [coffee] into my eyes.
730. I hate it when you have good ideas.
731. Deer is like the camel of the forest.
732. What's duck?
733. I never pull out.
734. What's wrong with me?
735. Non-stop boning is what we need.
736. I could not be Batman.
737. I was thinking 'Is there a joke in here somewhere?' And then I realised: I'm the joke.
738. It's a shame that the world's not flat.
739. For a second I was like, did I just do a swastika?
740. I didn't get a chance to be formally introduced to the genitals.
741. I am a cam whore.
742. A lot of people have their own fingers in my ass.
743. Everything white, then it looks good.
744. It looks like a potato chip with a boner.
745. My math isn't wrong, it's all good. It's just the universe that is wrong. Probability is too probable. Everything that has a chance of happening, happens too often. It is the universe that is out of touch, it's not me.
746. Look at these guns! It's more of a slingshot.
747. There is an eyeball on my bicep.
748. I want to fill my sack with fluids.
749. What can I say, I like foreplay.
750. Are eggs cool?
751. I killed that fuckin' piece of bitch.
752. I wish I could squirt myself.
753. I love being humilliated. It's my fetish.
754. I like speed. I'm addicted to speed. I need help.
755. This is his porn stash. It's disturbing because it's his mother.
756. Strap on your strap-ons and let's jump right in!
757. My superhero name: Pussybär.
758. I am the granddaddy of comics.
759. Thank God I died!
760. The trick of drawing lemons is trying to think of a double sided boob.
761. Get into my bosom here.
762. There are no little girls in my apartment, I promise you.
763. I like abstract meat.
764. I am very, very not dumb.
765. I'm just too damn straight for this world.
766. Almost 800 quotes. That's more words than I've ever said in my life.
767. I'll eat your face.
768. You know my weakness for dust.
769. You can't hack me!
770. You don't really feel like sucking down a sausage anymore.
771. My cake brings all the moms to my yard.
772. Man I wish I could draw Hentai.
773. The people have spoken..but then I spoke louder.
774. I'm not sexist, just sexy.
775. Africa is a very penile country.
776. I need more orgasms on this wall!
777. Don't you just hate it when your anal beads fly away?
778. That's disgustingly erotic.....I love it.
779. I'm nailing my own mother, I don't need help.
780. I can't show frog cream, that's a whole different thing.
781. It's gonna be hard to draw two cakes scissoring.
782. I like a very busty comic.
783. Let's fill that man. Let's fill that little man with white.
784. It sounds like I'm listening to a mouse porno fast-forwarded.
785. Just sit down and hope that you don't die. How about that? That should be your entertainment.
786. What greater compliment could you want than people wanting to have sex with something you made?
787. What are those stinky holes called?
788. I saw that eggplant and I just had to smooch.
789. I guess [$20] is cheap for an orgy.
790. When will I ever throw a suction dildo in my life?
791. I'd like to go to a funeral.
792. That's one way to die; big balls of meat to the face.
793. Viva la resolución! Viva la 1080p!
794. It's natural to eat shit.
795. I don't know much about art.
796. I'm having a brain-blank right now.
797. The shafts are always so dark!
798. I know it's overblown, but I want to know what it feels like.
799. I got poop on the brain.
800. If things are gonna about to touch, they gotta penetrate.
801. Oh, ebony is a wood type? I thought it was a porn genre.
802. Buy my shit.
803. I don't want to blow my banana too soon.
804. I got ass in the eye again.
805. Not shorter, but less long.
806. I don't wanna hear about your balls, but I want you guys to hear about my balls!
807. Isn't a door just a wall that you can open?
808. I can't walk around the forest naked anymore because I keep getting shot at.
809. Daddy's not done.
810. So vague you could spread it on a salad.
811. God, I'm too erect- stay down! ... That's the first time I've ever said those words.
812. This just looks like a bag of jizz. With spiders in it.
813. That goddamned Loading Artist! He's such a dick!
814. Squeeze until it bleeds.
815. Foot lettuce? Sounds like drugs.
816. Kids come to my door, I give them the finger.
817. I'm sure you'll do fine, if not average.
818. *in a banana* "Can I ask for a better life?
819. Ugh, I wish I was wearing pants!
820. I always love to see other people's pussies.
821. The swastika just looks the best.
822. The next stream will just be me in my bed.
823. I can't stay erect all the time. It's just physically impossible.
824. Ignore the crying slave angels.
825. Start crying! Oh yeah, that's what I like.
826. I like the idea of spreading my seed.
827. 21 months. That is almost a year.
828. I'm not even really eating another man, I'm eating a child.
829. Everything I say is turned into a burn.
830. I'm gonna tell all my friends about this place...all two of them!
831. Bananas are the cucumbers of fruit.
832. That's what I've got going on down there- a sprinkling of walnuts.
833. Everyone is getting all nice and... sticky.
834. There is a lot of catfishing going on here.
835. All those bits got me hard... In the heart.
836. I thought this was the jizz room.
837. I've run out of slots... I'm the worst pimp ever.
838. These Daddies are so hard!
839. The daddy juice is pretty good. I might be addicted.
840. I like stretching my nips.
841. I don't know what 'left' is.
842. I only use Firefox for streams and for porn.
843. You want your whole screen to be splattered with climaxing.
844. Defending your thesis? Is it being attacked?
845. Gambling is sweet! I love gambling!
846. I'm currently collecting toilet rolls.
847. I'm not gonna be sucking eggs on stream!
848. It's so hot in my pants.
849. His ass is too sharp.
850. I like to go to the park and suck on some nippies.
851. If I'm not allowed to suck on my own nippies, I don't mind sucking on someone else's nippies.
852. I don't have any daddy juice on me.
853. Daddy juice can help me in a tough time.
854. You work for me now, Big Daddy. I squeezed your balls.
855. Did you see me drain those balls?
856. Gonna finish off some big daddies in the face.
857. Hmm... doesn't taste like jizz...
858. Sounds like a dominatrix sort of thing. 'Sub Jesus.'
859. Fat Freddy got fingered at Night.
860. I look like a twink.
861. You guys are breaking my balls!
862. It's like when you drop a Christmas ornament and it shatters. That's my balls.
863. You're watching the stream too much, your balls explode. Common problem here.
864. Resist the jizz!
865. It's like Lord of the Flies! Lord of the Balls... Balls of the Flies!
866. Unfortunately, I can't always just eat balls. They're not nutritious enough.
867. This is doable, for sure. I mean, I don't mean the girl, I mean the animation! Well, I mean the girl, too.
868. Well, she looks 18 and that should count enough!
869. It's like the best threesome- in my mouth.
870. I forget how wet I am.
871. When life hands you an egg, make lemonade.
872. Don't eat your hand!
873. I shouldn't be advertising my meat. Certainly not on stream!
874. I'd rather the comic not to be gotten, than to be overgotten. Or forgotten.
875. I want to blue-ball you.
876. If I see two of anything, I'm picturing them banging.
877. Everything I draw is so sexual.
878. I would eat these children.
879. That's too much of a circle-jerk for me. I like to do more of a solo-jerk.
880. Today is sexy Santa time.
881. If I didn't have eyes, they might look similar.
882. There's someone knocking on my bladder.
883. I used to be such a good boy.
884. They are like my penis. They are very nice looking.
885. My thumbs are smart.
886. There's a lot of balls happening.
887. I'm looking forward to 69ing all of you.
888. I just wanna laugh at the crippled animals!
889. I'm not drinking hot boys' milk.
890. No-- my balls! I lost them all.
891. I am the king of balls!
892. Always go for the naked guy's crotch.
893. Why does his penis have 6 legs?
894. I'd take my clothes off for money.
895. I don't care what your orientation is, as long as you're buying my shit.
896. Welcome to twenty thousand and nineteen!
897. Why's it so gross down here?!
898. Free drink, free food. Let's BOOGIE!
899. Fart in my mouth!
900. That's how I like it. Deep and wet.
901. The deeper it is, the harder it gets.
902. You can't just show me a cock and not make it sing!
903. I was wondering what that slot on my body was for.
904. I can teach it and make it do things? Like sit, roll over, play dead, take over the world?
905. Talent is a lubricant that keeps you sliding towards success. If you don't have talent you just gotta have to work harder.
906. Dying makes me sleepy.
907. Kissing is important.
908. Can't wait to get my porn back.
909. I might not be a scientist, but I know bubble water is bad.
910. Snakes with a plump thick ass booty and feathers. That's what geese and swans are.
911. Stay in school-- until you finish school. Then stay away from school, because it will look weird.
912. All the ladies wanna ride on my vocal cords.
913. I wanna feed her a carrot.
914. I'm into vag not veg!
915. It's not the face, it's not the furry cheeks. It's those 'fuck me'-eyes.
916. This song reminds me of puking into a garbage bin.
917. I don't understand anything.
918. Lola Bunny is hot and I would bang her.
919. Where is my HOT D?
920. I want to drill someone in the face.
921. Wherefore art thou Titanium? Or the modern version: Where them titties at.
922. I got a Master's in masturbation.
923. I don't mind a chubby cheek.
924. I look like a garden sprinkler.
925. You wanna be a comic artist as well? You got the fear of death inside of you? Use it!
926. My chest is like a Persian rug.
927. I can spot semen from a mile away.
928. She was talking about dying, and I was making out with her.
929. I'm young and supple, just like the rest of you.
930. I only come to myself. That's why I can only jack in the mirror.
931. A rose is just Mother Nature's toilet roll. With thorns.
932. Succubus. Isn't that the thing that sucks dick until you die?
933. I just want someone to steam my buns. They feel a lot better steamed.
934. Please don't sue me.
935. Did I just drink my eyelashes?
936. Fuck me, I'm hot.
937. It was like I was giving oral to a sheep for the past six hours.
938. Let's make some cancer!
939. We're eating balls, we're playing with balls...welcome to the Loading Artist stream!
940. I was just hoping to have an early death really.
941. I can answer that question! I don't know.
942. I don't want it to look like I'm mixing blood with semen too much here.
943. Tyrannosaurus rex is a sexy beast. It's only a shame it can't give good hand-jobs.
944. My penis connecting with the audience- that's what I wanted to do. That's the sign of a professional Twitch streamer.
945. I don't know why I'm so wet.
946. Ending on a climax there.
947. If you're happy and you know it grow a 'stache.
948. We slurped the king!
949. Don't suck me! It's hard enough already.
950. I'm not a cultured man!
951. My sacks are so depleted.
952. I used to be a smooth little boy...
953. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, it's a fetish.
954. I got sucked last night.
955. Do I suck meat?
956. (On how to do CPR): Is tongue involved?
957. I have two pink balls down there.
958. Did I tell you about the time I went to a sex warehouse?
959. You gotta suck your own dick to make sure it tastes good.
960. I'm from the hood.
961. People will upvote anything.
962. I'm the daddy of all these characters. It's a family business.
963. They didn't have numbers back then.
964. Gimme a hard wood.
965. Seems like I'm just eating cream from strangers now.
966. I had a whole bowl of urine in my microwave.
967. I don't open my mouth for anything less than $5.
968. Li is the queen of farts.
969. I think two balls is enough for me.
970. I'm like World War 2 wrapped up in a nice little bun.
971. My fallopian tubes are clogged.
972. My nose is filling as we speak!
973. Oh yeah! I have my own hands!
974. You should see my toe hairs.
975. Have my thighs just sparked a fire in my crotch?
976. What is orange juice to an orange? Blood? Excrement?
977. A sneeze is like a mini orgasm. You don't even have to work for it!
978. I don't know what color white people are.
979. Uuuuh...Scanning for genitals, scanning for genitals..
980. It just clicked. It's like when the first penis met the first vagina. It was meant to be.
981. We have all lost our virginities today.
982. I need a drumroll for the moment of penetration.
983. Once the penetration happens, you're done in five seconds.
984. I don't have sex with socks.
985. I want to have more room for the balls.
986. No refunds.
987. We have two slots to fill.
988. There's grass in my ass!
989. I have no big thoughts.
990. I should be a foot model.. my toe cleavage is strong.
991. Am I death metal?
992. Italian is Spanish-y French.
993. Whenever I'm googling weenies, I have to be careful.
994. Like mama always said, life is like a tray of eggs... you never know what you're gonna get.
995. I had cheap viagra in my mouth.
996. I forgot that monitors are actual solid objects.
997. I should be a sign language designer.
998. Why do sneezes smell weird? Is that what your lungs smell like?
999. I've been experimenting with cheese.
1000. Feels like I'm playing with a ghost's nipples.
1001. I'm not a fan of traditional painting. I don't like painting with actual paint. I don't like making anything real. I like my things fake. Fake, cold, digital. That's what I want from art.
1002. That's what I think of when I see a child in a police car, I just think of turtles having sex.
1003. Provolone? Isn't that a rapper?
1004. Who would've known that dogs were so comfortable inside?
1005. I've been urinated on by a plant.
1006. Oh no, my plant has turned into an energy drink!
1007. That is so me happy making to see you.
1008. I don't wanna squeeze too hard and shoot all over the place. I gotta be careful to not spill a single drop of this liquid gold.
1009. I'm always getting erect when I shouldn't be.
1010. I'm as flexible as a banana.
1011. Frank Sinatra: The true first emo band.
1012. I'll be back, gotta squeeze this banana.
1013. Do you think Britney and Shakespeare are related?
1014. If bananas had a good memory, they'd stop being so delicious.
1015. Look at the sound!
1016. More loadBok, less loadCock.
1017. I'd paint the ceiling of a sex warehouse chapel. I wouldn't even need any paint.
1018. My To-Do list is like a toilet roll: There's so much shit on it.
1019. My baby didn't rise... did I overbeat it?
1020. Ooh, soggy bottoms- that's how I like 'em.
1021. Can playing the guitar too much give you breast cancer?
1022. No talking, except if it's related to penises and foreskins.
1023. Thank you for your heavy nippies.
1024. What's the deal with handicap stalls?
1025. In 2020 we definitely focus on merch more. And the book.
1026. You can't perform magic without getting your crotch dirty.
1027. Google, Google, goose on my noodle.
1028. I did a poop on stream. In front of everyone.
1029. Sweaty in the streets, sweaty in the sheets.
1030. I love listening to kids at night. Helps me fall asleep.
1031. I know what I'm doing.
1032. It was attached to my ass all along.
1033. I was super hard last night... super hard at work!
1034. Anything to do with time or numbers or words, I kind of have trouble with.
1035. I'm not sexually interested in the Lion King.
1036. It looks like he's suddenly trapped in a condom.
1037. There's just not enough chest on this goat.
1038. Straight down the esophagus, that's how I like it!
1039. I wish I could poop.
1040. By all means, laugh at stupid kids. I encourage it!
1041. Plan A is Ass.
1042. These quotes are going to bite me in the ass. I'm going to get banned on Twitch.
1043. I don't like the juices dripping. That's why I suck.
1044. The eggs must flow.
1045. Being creepy around women is like my bread and butter.
1046. I was doing some bush.
1047. That hole didn't work, maybe another one will.
1048. A 2 year old would have a more recent experience with a vagina than I would.
1049. I dribbled onto my microphone.
1050. I don't regret anything I say.
1051. Some of my closest friends are peanut butter.
1052. Tighty whities are the lingerie of diapers.
1053. Isn't sugar just legal cocaine?
1054. I'm stuck between a door and a butt-place.
1055. Now I really look like a camgirl.
1056. I do look like an egg, don't I? I do look very egg-based.
1057. It's good to share bacteria.
1058. You should feel my back, my back feels like a kitchen sponge that you left in the kitchen sink overnight.
1059. In my defense, I forget about all my children equally.
1060. I am this close to exploding all over everyone.
1061. It's so hard to tell, there's so much semen everywhere!
1062. Every time I see a naked Pokemon, I just start crying.
1063. Do different paint colors have different flavors? Are they like M&M's?
1064. That was probably the best fuck I ever gave.
1065. I have my index finger on the D a lot.
1066. Is this goat sweat? If it is then it's time to have some goat orgies, because daddy like!
1067. God could look hotter.
1068. Emergency ejaculation- that's what I need.
1069. Who do I want to touch with my part?
1070. I will gladly guzzle your poopy bits.
1071. I was in Bethlehem once. As a child. On Christmas. It was a play. I was the camel.
1072. Oh man, I would love to be a dictator.
1073. Welcome to the Loading Artist comic streams! The methiest of all comic streams!
1074. Everything gets super wet when it's in my mouth.
1075. Am I a dummy?... I am a dummy...
1076. I love stripes... especially on the ladies.... make'em look like candy canes....*slurping sounds*
1077. Oh! Oh! I'm leaking again!
1078. I love killing things.
1079. Premium pee is what I'm going for here. It's a better experience- comes out smooth.
1080. I'm so glad that our nipples aren't on our ass.
1081. I don't know anything.
1082. I don't want to be Lola Bunny, I want to be INSIDE Lola Bunny!
1083. I used to collect McDonald's trash.
1084. We got someone who looks like she could give a really good blowjob.
1085. I am the worst at rim-jobs.
1086. I was about to say, let's move away from the weird inanimate objects having sex thing, but I forgot that this comic is all about that anyways.
1087. Let's see if I can take four in my mouth at once.
1088. I like the drips.
1089. Woah... look how big this is oh my god.
1090. What's further than Mars?
1091. Make it bigger? That's what she said.
1092. I'm like the Eminem of comedy.
1093. Does this sack look sack-y enough here?
1094. It's because I'm super super into bukkake.. and I just like to be reminded of that in the chat.
1095. I was known to be the king licker. I would lick anything.
1096. Aren't beards just face-mold, anyway?
1097. You guys ever heard about SOUNDING?
1098. I was so invested in that squid penis.
1099. I couldn't work if I couldn't swallow.
1100. I tend to avoid big sentences.
1101. Nose hairs have always been a skill of mine.
1102. I swear I'm not trying to make this phallic!
1103. You can't be memeing with a Microsoft account!
1104. I was gonna do something cool... but then I didn't-- But that explains my career, doesn't it?
1105. I'm constantly producing gas... from all sorts of holes...
1106. If anyone found a corpse of me anywhere, they would be like: ‘At least the legs are... y’know, in good shape.’
1107. I didn’t say all girls have to wear pink, they can also wear purple.
1108. You know what? Screw you guys!
1109. I'm Facebook's bitch.
1110. I don't even know what I'm talking about.
1111. I just wanna be fingering willy nilly.
1112. You gotta suck before you can run.
1113. Teeth and tongue, how I like it.
1114. If you showed that to Michelangelo he would burn you at the stake.
1115. Hell, for $8.26, I'll purr. I'll squat and take a poop as well, in some kitty litter.
1116. It's looking more and more like jizz. I think I like it!
1117. I don't wanna be counting my chicks before they goose.
1118. I don't have much experience drawing rabbits, except for Lola Bunny, who I don't really consider a rabbit. Makes me feel better when i... fantasise.
1119. Small widdle bun-bun! It's a small widdle bun-bun! I'll put it behind the jizz cake.
1120. Time to get wild with the babies
1121. Nothing like a little bukkake to get first place.
1122. I'll only eat so many candies before I get in the van.
1123. I am Waluigi.
1124. I probably liked Cats more than I liked Tenet.
1125. I love ducks, they're very cute. I once ate one by mistake.
1126. This is my jizz towel. It *came* in handy!
1127. 'l,kmhbtgfe3r4t5y6u7i8op[-p09oij
1128. Should I be filming kids at the playground?
1129. If you have a bad neighbour [in an old folks' home] you don't have to wait too long for them to go.
1130. I think the longer the tail, the more confident cats are... which is also true for humans.
1131. I think the hat scares off cats." - Li "Yeah, scares off all kinds of pussy.
1132. I have scored big with these chickens.
1133. 1000 bits and I'll take up smoking.
1134. I need to feel that it's wet everywhere.
1135. You can put that in my pants or something..." - Li "Not on stream!
1136. Squirt me.
1137. All French people are waiters and they all have these funny moustaches!
1138. This link is not safe for work? I'm gonna do it anyway, 200 bits is 200 bits!
1139. Cats love it when I touch them.
1140. If I feel like taking a Lola Bunny break, so be it.
1141. What words start with R, W and L? Rose, waffle, lubricant.
1142. I would describe it more as a 7-head.
1143. I need my milk!
1144. I want my milk!
1145. Blessed be the yeet.
1146. It's pretty satisfying, just skeeting all over the place.
1147. How do they say hello in Virginia? Is that a 'howdy' state?
1148. A good streamer is afraid of their audience.
1149. My sweat glands are having a party right now.
1150. Ladies be warned.... these hands get very sticky... on command.
1151. Where do I want my white streaks to go? Over his face?
1152. I've drawn nothing against the rules- is this against the rules?
1153. All of this jizz is getting me hungry!
1154. I don't wanna focus on the jizz any more than I need to.
1155. All this cum-talk is gonna be babies by the time we're done.
1156. Did I just cook a penis?
1157. I wish Garfield was my mom.
1158. I need to keep applying ChapStick to my face.
1159. I like it when the banana stands up.
1160. You could have a massive Twister orgy.
1161. Oh, my bra strap!
1162. Just because I decide to not wear any pants, does not give you the right to look at my bare naked, supple, delicious body.
1163. Yummy yummy dollar bills rubbing on my tushy.
1164. Let me fix my face.
1165. I take any sort of sexual harrassment as a compliment.
1166. Let's go quickly into the grandmother.
1167. Maybe I'll be convinced to take off my pants later in the stream.
1168. These lines are too thick. Thicc daddy over here.
1169. Any panties are edible, if you try hard enough.
1170. I'll think about ghost breasts while I have my lunch.
1171. Old man! I've got your cock in my hands!
1172. I do have a strange magnetic attraction to balls.
1173. You can't just poop in public, that's gross!" - Li "Animals do it!
1174. I'm done with deepthroating solids!
1175. I'm known to be a slut from time to time.
1176. I forget that B is not a vowel.
1177. Lola Bunny slippers... that's one way of getting inside her. Twice!
1178. Ye.
1179. So it's like "I scratch your back, you scratch mine", but instead of backs, it's genitals, and instead of scratching, it's carressing?
1180. Don't show me a picture of your fart.
1181. Where are these testicles? Hold on, let me search them up.
1182. I'm not even gonna respond to that with a response.
1183. I like to watch people when they don't realise they're being watched.
1184. Hey Siri, show me pictures of cum soup.
1185. Anything can turn into a thong if you pull hard enough.
1186. A golden shower? Yeah sure, why not.
1187. It's like I get to have my porn and eat it too.
1188. Even my dad is naked!
1189. Oh, I can't suck any more. There's nothing else to suck.
1190. I refuse to give up "wap" to Cardi B. I've done it before and I'll do it again.
1191. It's like giving a pineapple a blowjob.
1192. Garfield is canonically racist.
1193. I've cornered that market. And my mother.
1194. I am packed to the brim with meat.
1195. Look how buff they are. You could open a can of Coke with those melons.
1196. Feels like I'm coming on eggs. 'Tis the season!
1197. Let me just quickly rub one out.
1198. I'm always right.
1199. Hard to talk with all these balls in my mouth.
1200. The focus is the perfect time for me to stuff my mouth full of balls. That way I don't have to talk, so I can chew on them.
1201. I am very open with my passionate relationship that I have with Lola Bunny.
1202. I think polygon is a triangle.
1203. I can spread 'em, I'm not a girl.
1204. I feel like a lot of animals are attracted to me.
1205. Why is Rudolf looking so goddamn thicc?
1206. How did Garfield swallow an entire load- I mean an entire room?
1207. I've definitely exasturbated this too much.
1208. This calls for a hand job, for sure.
1209. "So you are committed for a book in 2021?" I feel like 2021 is the year. Sure, why not.
1210. One exploded in my face, because I was playing with it too hard. It was like a testicle.
1211. I'm far too moist to show it off in the stream today.
1212. If I were a 3D student's project, they would have failed.
1213. If I were a Pokémon, I'd be ultra rare.
1214. Man, I'm huge.
1215. This is kinda looking like a Frankfurter in bondage gear.
1216. Ten years, zero books.
1217. I've turned scraping the bottom of the barrel into an art form.
1218. (Enthusiastically) I've seen a dead whale.
1219. This looks like a steampunk vibrator. Looks like it could cause a lot of damage.
1220. If there are slots, I gotta fill them.
1221. I've never said my name so much. I usually try to avoid it, cause I can't say it properly.
1222. We gotta milk these kitties!
1223. I didn't say the cats suck my nipples, I said they TRY to suck my nipples.
1224. Duck dicks, never again.
1225. I'll keep the plump juicy lips for my future hentai comic.
1226. Nice curve for daddy.
1227. I thought only men could donate their milk.
1228. Why am I shitting into a coffee cup?
1229. What do girls look like? I'd love to find out one day.
1230. Have they released the butthole version of Cats yet?
1231. I would never shave my ass. Not for free.
1232. I prefer blondes, brunettes, and cheese.
1233. I'm not adding breasts to this cat. I'm not going that far....OR SHOULD I?
1234. As if the beastiality wasn't enough, I should squeeze in some sexism too.
1235. Be prepared to be un-blown. Then blown again.
1236. You shave everything but the tail? Pretty much the opposite of my routine.
1237. I think I've definitely reached my bestiality limit for the year.
1238. If I knew it would take off, I'd be spreading those cheeks like jam.
1239. I'm just a traditionalist, sexist pig is what I am.
1240. I saw the most adorable 69 this morning.
1241. Put everything, on me, in me, around me. I'm all for it.
1242. BESTiality? That's like, the animal version of wincest!
1243. I never let vomit go wasted.
1244. There we go, see, it's not jizz, it's good ol' healthy urine.
1245. I gave birth to TheOdd1sOut.
1246. Who says chickens can't be furries?
1247. Egg fetish... oh that definitely exists, I've seen it.
1248. Send me stuff and I'll sit on it.
1249. I can instantly impregnate any of my characters.
1250. Don't even worry your pretty little ba- eyeballs.
1251. Congrats on the three bollocks.
1252. Half my ass is numb. And the other half is jealous.
1253. I got a box of tissues with her name on it.
1254. Boy, am I glad that eggs don't have nipples. Actually, that would be the perfect breakfast.
1255. We were at a fancy person's house, and he had fancy person testicle food.
1256. For the record it's not the crotch I'm after when it comes to Lola Bunny, it's the bosom.
1257. Can I minimize the breasts? Nope. Wait what the fuck, there's just feet now!
1258. I have a whole buffet in my pants and none of it is ice cream.
1259. I don't mind her bouncing my balls.
1260. I am picking up cat logs like no tomorrow.
1261. I thought I was throwing up poop.
1262. I've just got Donald Duck's boner on the other screen.
1263. I am unashamedly... not perverted. I'm just curious!
1264. Well then fuck me every day.
1265. I'm a cat botherer.
1266. The only bone I wanna be polishing is my own. I can do that whenever I want, don't gotta be an archaeologist for that!
1267. [joke stolen from chat]
1268. Great point... and I do not care.
1269. I like sex offenders... I think I like sexual predators best.
1270. I'm basically God.
1271. *sniffs* My cat shit senses are tingling.
1272. I like bulge sweat.
1273. I have babies on the brain.
1274. How am I supposed to eat my Subway sandwich while there's a baby coming out of someone? Shouldn't have had so much marinara sauce.
1275. Let me draw you a big boner of a cake.
1276. I will contain my sucking purely for the comics I make.
1277. Get me an order of fudge in my ass!
1278. I've seen plenty of bush.
1279. I will get my tongue wet and ready for you.
1280. If only I had some kind of phallic object to grip in my hands right now.
1281. All hands on dick.
1282. I've actually had Viagra commercials on the mind for a while now.
1283. Not "loosey goosey" but... "flaccid duck".
1284. I'm super hairy where I shouldn't be, and also super bald where I shouldn't be. I'm the worst coconut.
1285. I'm filled with that good, good coconut milk.
1286. I think all the Lola Bunny rule 34 spoiled me. I can't go back to the mainstream!
1287. I have never been sexually attracted to Garfield.
1288. I dunno if I have enough holes for that.
1289. They're not good, but they're there. Just like my comics.
1290. I want to reward those who have faith in me, and PUNISH those who don't.
1291. What is it called when you have a fetish for plants? Vegetarian?
1292. We'll put a pin in that testicle.
1293. I'm not sure why my keys get sticky sometimes.
1294. I want to see more orgasming chickens.
1295. You can't... crack an egg... without making... scrambled eggs. Wait no...
1296. I'm not an arm technician.
1297. Am I drawing toes?! For free?!
1298. I hate touching my belly button. It's like my front anus.
1299. I'm just ponging your pinging.
1300. I keep spreading my legs too much.
1301. Is it agehao or ahegao? I always just rely on Google to correct me.
1302. Do we eat bees?
1303. I can't stop picturing Donald Duck's erection.
1304. It's going to be black robotic nipples as far as the eye can see.
1305. Hey Siri, what does a skin doctor called mean?
1306. There's no point in fiddling with your knob if you're not gonna be gobbling on nuts at the same time.
1307. It's more nuts than I can handle in my mouth at once.
1308. What else can I say? Testicles!
1309. My comics are all the same.
1310. There's something behind my body here! And it's not just my fat ass.
1311. How can I translate Lola Bunny hair into a tomato?
1312. Nothing weird about giving your mum a pearl necklace!
1313. I don't know why anyone watches these streams.
1314. I have been woken up by a bunch of horny pigeons.
1315. (imitates pigeon) I just get way too horny hearing that.
1316. That is a thick bird, and not in the way I like it.
1317. My favourite Pokemon is Psyduck in the streets, but Lopunny in the sheets.
1318. My eyes feel like they're turning into two anuses.
1319. I guess people eat goose... same thing as a geese.
1320. Don't touch my mouse. You're freaking me out.
1321. I like that PP, I like how it feels coming out of my mouth!
1322. I used to gargle [salt water] in my spare time.
1323. I guess I could fix this by... not caring..?
1324. Why is it so wet inside of this bunny?
1325. Good enough for my bum, good enough for my eyeballs.
1326. Tomorrow we've got to jump right into that anime body pillow girl.
1327. Watch this! ... Wait, what am I doing?
1328. What is this? Cum? UwU? That's enough for me.
1329. Gold? I don't know if that's even real.
1330. This isn't Snake, this is Sperm!
1331. Urinal cakes are a thing. Tastes horrible, by the way.
1332. There's urine in my pits right now.
1333. 32 years ago I raided my mother.
1334. I love my butt hentai.
1335. Look how erect your tail is!
1336. If I didn't have a foot fetish, this could sway me.
1337. I got nut stuck in my teeth.
1338. Her anus is fine.
1339. Why does everything I say sound so morbid?
1340. There's an egg in me.
1341. That would have been a poop show. And not in the good way.
1342. Little bit of loose, little bit of tight. Best of both worlds.
1343. Ah, so it's just me that sucks.
1344. Off-stream, she likes it hard.
1345. I have to hold back how much I spank this cat.
1346. You almost made me look cool.
1347. Thank you for noticing my little pink worm.
1348. I can't prematurely urinate on you all in the stream today. I gotta make sure it is perfect. Gotta rehearse and everything.
1349. She wants constant spanks. It's her fetish.
1350. Tomorrow is just today, but later.
1351. It looks like I'm cradling a ghost penis.
1352. I'm such an amateur Satanist!
1353. What is snow look like?
1354. I was trying to think of a DJ name. DJ... (long pause) ...Loading Artist.
1355. The only thing that's stopping me from donating some man juice is that I'm too lazy.
1356. That didn't even make no english sense
1357. What is this? *mimics trombone* A saxophone?
1358. Don't mind me, I'm just spanking the cat.
1359. I have the pee power ... but i don't know how to use it
1360. For all those bits, I'll agree to anything.
1361. Rock hard flesh. Rock hard flesh. Rock... hard... flesh.
1362. I got big brain balls.
1363. It was only a piss, how did it end up like this?
1364. I have been watching a lot of animal sex recently.
1365. When do I need to get my ass checked out?
1366. It's like I'm living inside a pumpkin filling up with ketchup.
1367. That's some good inflation right there.
1368. I don't have any experience with hair.
1369. Why is it so empty in my head?
1370. I got penetrated by an elderly lady.
1371. Now I'm spending too much time on these asses.
1372. I don't want to sexualise the frogs.
1373. I bet people would pay to drink that frog's bath water.
1374. That's a nice change from all the cum.
1375. Two Girls One Cup. A classic. A vintage!
1376. Wait, I'm trying to remember - what is the punchline to this comic?
1377. No need to feel bad. Well, unless you murdered someone. Well, depends who you murdered.
1378. Big buck teeth. That's what I like. Daddy like.
1379. These eggs look like testicles.
1380. You had me at "come on Twitch"!
1381. Stomach acid is gonna fall out of my eyes.
1382. The only problem with this mug is you can only fill it with jizz.
1383. Squeezin' them milkers.
1384. Is this a Kylie Minaj reference?
1385. In the future we'll all be in diapers.
1386. Look at my ass! Look at it!
1387. My ass is so numb right now.
1388. The part that causes crippling depression to me, I loved that
1389. I blew myself, I didn't even know that was possible.
1390. From now on, it's threesomes all the way.
1391. I pick 'em up and they just go, "Ugh, spank my ass, daddy."
1392. I don't have time to play with you! I need to play with my digital animals instead!
1393. I don't have a foot fetish, but I wish I did.
1394. All shoes have holes in them. Just like socks. Just like bodies.
1395. I like fleshy mouths.
1396. I like to dip my fries in a couple of areolas
1397. Why is there a cat anus on this fish
1398. Fish look gross, they're the penises of the sea
1399. Now I'm unsure of what spanking really means.
1400. You don't wanna toss me in a bed.
1401. I forgot about incest.
1402. You know what the feels like? It feels like the laxative just kicked in...and it's ALL just coming out now.
1403. I'm also 95 years old.
1404. I'm worse... but I'm FASTER
1405. The porn thing would definitely be the first priority. Ending world hunger is like a close second.. eh, maybe third.
1406. When you're playing with yourself, how fast do you go?
1407. Your insults only make me more stronger!
1408. It's been a long time since I was in a classroom. Legally, anyway!
1409. Nothing like a bit of inner cheek for breakfast.
1410. You know what, the funny thing is, cock was on the mind.
1411. I could do two little turds!
1412. Wanna come inside the banana with me?
1413. I'm so hot right now, and not because of the cat being inside of me.
1414. It's like my brain is having an erection.
1415. Fully erect and ready to go!
1416. R-rated? Restricted? Sounds good...
1417. I just wish I remembered what Lola looked like. All my body pillows of her are so faded, I can't even use them for reference. If I tried, it would all be, like, jizz-coloured.
1418. I couldn't exactly draw a gigantic fox boner.
1419. I like weird hand stuff.
1420. Bukkake. That's some sort of Japanese cupcake, right?
1421. Dak the balls with holes of glory.
1422. You look like a dirty plate in The Sims.
1423. I like the pitter-patter of my sweaty soles.
1424. You can see my whole bulge.
1425. My eggs and lemon were too loose.
1426. I don't have any crabs. I dealt with them.
1427. I wanna get it nice and drippy.
1428. I'm better at drawing eggplants than I thought. Maybe there's some potential there for something.
1429. If you start besmirching my wanking appintments, I've got a replacement in the works.
1430. It's not long, but it's quite vertical.
1431. I have to go and ejaculate into a cup now.
1432. It's not a wanking appointment... I'm basically donating to charity, the charity of hungry women. And men.
1433. I feel like an upscale prostitute!
1434. They have golf in America.
1435. Actually, I would have preferred jizz comedy.
1436. It's unfair to have knowledge.
1437. Birdo? Who is that? She looks like she gives good... sucks.
1438. Now I sit back and wait for my children to be born.
1439. I tooted publicly.
1440. Hold on, daddy's gotta draw!
1441. I don't know what love is.
1442. You'll all be comin' when I'm done with ya.
1443. My urine is ready.
1444. Now I can look at all the Pokémon porn I want.
1445. Nuts on the chest. Thinking of that.
1446. Lola Bunny lover... it rolls off the tongue real nice... just like Lola Bunny.
1447. The part by the butt is brown.
1448. This song is long... long like my ding dong.
1449. No one becomes a furry, they just realise it.
1450. (with Italian hand gesture) Now that's a steep meatball.
1451. In my defense I didn't know that what I was eating was so young.
1452. I do not understand it, but I like the partial nudity.
1453. I would totally sell out to Disney.
1454. It wouldn't be a LoadingArtist stream if it didn't turn sad
1455. I'm making butter, in my pants.
1456. To be fair I've only been inside of them. I don't have any experience looking at them.
1457. I'm not sure if it's normal to have fur down there.
1458. For 500 bits I'll be anything you want!
1459. I'd flush you all if I could... if the pipes were big enough.
1460. Where is the hole? I can't tell where the h... Oh my god...
1461. There I go drowning in urine again.
1462. Big fan of tongues. Huge. The bigger, the better.
1463. That's all I can think about every week. Just having intimate relationships with cats.
1464. I still get likes on my Google review.
1465. A fart is usually something that would end a 69.
1466. I forgot that I can't read.
1467. I'm open to murder, technically speaking.
1468. I don't want to see naked ladies anymore, thank you very much.
1469. Oh no, I've urinated all over myself again.
1470. I'm just a grouchy, old man.
1471. Ah yes, anal. Anal, yes, we'll do that.
1472. Let's get rid of this butthole in the center of the screen.
1473. That's how I like it. Bored and ignored - my fetish.
1474. Five and a half inches is all you need. It's a lot bigger than you think.
1475. Water bottle on my crotch. Slightly burning my scrotum. Little charred. Got that nice flavour and texture. Nice smell.
1476. Now my balls are too hot.
1477. What is jizz? It's a genre of music... Music to MY ears.
1478. "Where's the jizz?" It always comes at the end.
1479. I never saw Bob Ross as a sex symbol before...
1480. I don't know how you missed my banana. It's so big.
1481. I know the problem! I'm thinking about Dak's ass all wrong.
1482. There's been an oil spill... in my pants.
1483. Dress up as Lola Bunny just for a second. It's all I need.
1484. My fingers are both too big and too short at the same time.
1485. What am I? Some sort of furry fetish drawing machine?
1486. If I were guaranteed like, five digits on an OnlyFans account, I'd cross that bridge.
1487. I think Dak is quite large compared to others.
1488. Choker? I barely know her!
1489. I wonder if it's easier when it's bigger...
1490. It looks like I'm giving the tiniest blowjob.
1491. Every time I shift my buttocks, it makes a big squeak.
1492. I was right. You're all wrong.
1493. I know what bras look like! They're like sunglasses for your bosoms.
1494. How much time do I have? 20 seconds. That's enough time for me... if you catch my drift.
1495. My exciting farts are completely silent.
1496. Big and fat mean the same thing. They're cinnamons!
1497. Pretend that it's brown, not yellow, if it makes you feel better.
1498. Even if we're not safe, we're way too deep into it now.
1499. Who doesn't have a bottle of piss on their nightstand?
1500. I'll stop sexualizing pikachu...when he stops being so SEXY!
1501. I've always had a thing for hard wood.
1502. Wigglytuff... making my wiggly tough.
1503. I'm just not good at this incest stuff.
1504. I'm a lot better at murder than I am incest.
1505. I demand constant praise.
1506. An overgrown, wiggly lizard. That's what I call my genitals.
1507. My co** is unnecessarily long and convoluted.
1508. Oh that tape is on her mouth and on her nipples. That's quite clever!
1509. Kittens are notoriously bad at speaking Japanese.
1510. It's not blood; it's called MEAT JUICE.
1511. Li won't even go near my banana.
1512. it looks like a dong with a six pack
1513. If I were to see a prostitute, I gotta see a menu... Is there a combo deal..?
1514. I like to service myself, thank you very much.
1515. I'd like to squat and take a poop in a litter box, I'd love to. It's just those blasted rules.
1516. It's too top... little. Bottom heavy.
1517. Alas, nobody will ever remember the hentai moment.
1518. 30 seconds to make a bunch of ectoplasm?!
1519. What's valedictoria? Please tell me it's got nothing to do with a dick.
1520. I have not touched my banana in the corner.
1521. I've seen some people do this with their mouths.
1522. It's extra sticky and it's stuck to the back of my throat. I can't wash it down.
1523. Thank you for coming with me in my mouth.
1524. Smooth on the outside, furry on the inside.
1525. Now that you mention it, I can hear the penetration. In my ears.
1526. I wonder if SpongeBob melts in your mouth like cotton candy.
1527. I don't think we've ever had urine so early.
1528. I always know where my bras are kept.
1529. That would have been a lot more interesting if I was right.
1530. What's a Triple Crown? Is that a Fortnite thing?
1531. I don't know what Rabbit Hole is, but I want in.
1532. I saw a turd and thought, 'Maybe I should keep it around, in case there's a jewel inside'.
1533. I just wanted to show the ass too much.
1534. No! Because of my raging hard on!
1535. We're definitely jacking it tomorrow. I'm in the mood to jack it with you guys.
1536. I better not see a lot of cum this time.
1537. I can't ever imagine a cat doing anything good.
1538. They look like urine eggs.
1539. If you shoot at the king you best not miss! Ooh... I got hit.
1540. I'm going to use this urine as inspiration to get first place.
1541. Oh, gosh, my banana's showing.
1542. I can't extract milk from this anymore, therefore I am no longer interested.
1543. I've totally metagamed this. [leaves room]
1544. It looks like a golden showe- coffee shower.
1545. I could use that for my Lola Bunny fanart. That's perfect. Would slide right in, just like me.
1546. But first I want to talk about drawing boobs.
1547. They come in buckets... just like me, am I right?
1548. It didn't taste like jizz tissues either.
1549. Gregor Mendel, I think his thing was that he had sex with plants or something - I'm not sure.
1550. Oh no, Scotland.
1551. I don't joke about twerking. I take it very seriously.
1552. AI art is my real girlfriend.
1553. [to Li] God damn, I didn't know you could draw breasts that well!
1554. HD for my D!
1555. Let's raid these breasts.
1556. I don't actually have a bathroom. I have to go to Denny's.
1557. Is that a man juice reference?
1558. [Cha Cha Slide?] Is that the Drake song?
1559. Lacroix? Isn't that a shirt?
1560. My mother was wearing a Lola Bunny Shirt, and it made me feel weird. IT MADE ME FEEL SO WEIRD! And the worst part was that I liked it.
1561. We need more losers in this community... so invite your friends and family.
1562. I beat it too hard last night, I was too sweaty.
1563. That was a wet one. Got on my pants...
1564. Every rabbit is Lola Bunny if you try hard enough.
1565. These rabbits aren't sexy at all... I'm heavily, MASSIVELY disappointed.
1566. Sorry, my genitals just exploded.
1567. Ponytail equals girl. Or horse.
1568. As soon as the Lola art shows up, I start to secrete liquids.
1569. I always gotta get the bigger jeans to contain my snake.
1570. Can you sell Pokemon?
1571. You were listening to my penis.
1572. I'm not used to cutting the cheese.
1573. I don't like this one, I don't like this one... Oh wait, this is still my face.
1574. Easy and sexy. My favourite combination.
1575. It looks like someone just came all over this couch.
1576. It just doesn't fit! Really? It's not long enough!
1577. I want full suck all the time.
1578. It took a strange man to tell me how to use my back holes.
1579. My big soft banana is so moist now.
1580. David Attenborough started to climax there.
1581. My D keeps getting stuck!
1582. If you see white fizz come out, that's not good.
1583. Scrooge McDuck, he's more into golden baths than golden showers.
1584. That's my style - soft but slightly hard.
1585. The butt was too erect.
1586. Lopunny versus Bidoof. I gotta go with my dong.
1587. If only I had a strong man to break me out of my shell.
1588. Delaying is my jam.
1589. Don't look at my sandworm. Used to be my nickname coming from Dubai.
1590. That's a nice looking pile of crap.
1591. I am an ambassador for my race.
1592. Doesn't that mean you have a stronger gooch or something?
1593. Lesson learned. Never risk anything.
1594. Oh, those are also Pokémons?
1595. Well, I know they're sexy. My mother told me so.
1596. I've got this jizz in my mouth.
1597. A toothpaste tube has jizzed in my mouth.
1598. It just puts white fluid in your mouth and you have to hope it sticks to your teeth.
1599. Took one look at me and jumped off a cliff. Why does this always happen to me?
1600. Panties are down! Panties are down! Pull. Up. The. Panties.
1601. Nevermind the urine, I gotta keep that around.
1602. God, this cock is very slippery.
1603. Make out... Kiss me, woman!
1604. Every month, my tongue struggles with you.
1605. Clap, Dammit!
1606. The giant dong is not there anymore.
1607. Both. At the same time. That's how I like it.
1608. I always forget to remember.
1609. I think you'd feel it, if you sat on a knob.
1610. I put the thing in the hole. Then I twist and I turn.
1611. My genitals are just so massive, they just get in the way.