1. "This fool just let me go. Ugh." -DBD
2. "We'll pass her around like a cheap whore." -OW
3. "Can any doctors in here confirm if steroids shrink the peepee or balls?" -OW
4. "Just let them suck you." -OW
5. "We're outtie like a belly button." -OW
6. "What is a meat, and how do I eat it?" -OW
7. "I put my mere mortal hands on Stan Lee's shoulders. It was an out-of-body experience." -OW
8. "Did you just "owo"? As for me and MY house, we "uwu.'" -OW
9. "DM me your address, and I'll send you some bathwater. Why not?" -OW
10. "You should put glasses on, grandpa." -OW
11. "I'll take the d. No lube and with dignity." -OW
12. "Memes are just another way to express your sadness." -OW
13. "Maybe, JUST MAYBE, I'm this thing called a HOARDER." -DbD
14. "Nine dollars for butter, man? That's a ripoff." -Waffles (Porsche)
15. "I'm on what I call 'white people time'." -Waffles
16. "I will smail mail you some." -Alfredo
17. "Oh, there's a fire." -BBQ Chicken Pizza
18. "I can't pull out. Pull out game is WEAK." -OW
19. "I'm a big dumb." -Chicken Madeira
20. " Look, I've never sucked dick before, but listening to Hozier makes me feel like a pro." -OW
21. "I just want to try the nuts." -Chocolate Cookies
22. "You know what they say about turd.... it’s delicious” -Chocolate Cookies
23. "You know, Sigma? Sigma Balls." -OW
24. "Big yeet." -DbD
25. "You know what else is for sushi? THIS DICK. Nah, just kidding. I don't like sushi." -BBQ Sauce
26. "I have "always tired" tattooed under my eyes like Post Malone except my tattoo is a spiritual one." -OW
27. "I did touch the burner, and I don't regret it." -OW
28. "Deez nuts. Your face. Isn't that a great place?" -Matcha Cheesecake
29. "I know, I know. But even Cyanide can get text messages." -Fried Green Tea Ice Cream
30. "No, I'm not going to give some random stranger on the internet my address so I can get tea!" -Chicken Nuggets
31. "Some kinks are learned, some kinks are inherent." -Cheesy Spaghetti
32. "Everybody loves a good statistic!" -Super Seducer 2
33. "Anyone want to finish my drink? It's vodka and sadness." -Super Seducer 2
34. "You can't background check barbers!" -Waffles (Porsche)
35. "I'm not going to get alcohol poisoning because you guys are masochistic fucks." -Very Veggie Marinara
36. "If you send me memes and are nice to me, chances are I'm probably in love with you." -Stir Fried Lotus Root and Chicken
37. "I have tasted Satan's butt in these damned jellybeans." -Salmon
38. "Also, can confirm steroids shrink balls and not peepees for all of you wondering." -Overwatch
39. "12x6=56." -Minecraft
40. ""Jeeze Louise, bruh." -Minecrafe
41. “HECC YOU ASSWIPE- Hi Snodder." -Minecraft
42. "Everybody loves balls."-Cornbread Casserole
43. "Life is hard, but I'm harder." -Minecraft
44. “He laughed at how tiny it was, and then I felt self conscious.” -Minecraft
45. "Nope, 10/10 would never do it again" - Portal 2
46. "She could break my heart in two, stomp on it, eat it for breakfast, freeze it, eat it again in a few months, toss it away because she forgot to put the leftovers away so it went bad, let flies eat it, let me be decomposed by fungi… And I STILL wouldn’t be mad." -Minecraft
47. "I love... grinding." -Minecraft
48. "It looks big enough to be real." -Minecraft
49. “Look at him! He’s so cute... I hate him." -Minecraft
50. "I like big holes, not small ones." -Minecraft
51. “Unfortunately, nobody has ever asked me for feet pics before." -Minecraft
52. "I'm really picky about my meat." -MC
53. "Cyanide likes surprise packages ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" - Minecraft
54. "Everyone should have their own theme thong." -MC
55. "Look at how big this hole is!" -Minecraft
56. "Something is hitting me from behind." -MC
57. "I hope your mind hole is prepared." -MC
58. "We need to look for something big and long in the sky." -MC
59. "I let strangers into my car." -MC
60. "We might as well keep goin on, truckin." -Minecraft
61. "I guess I don't need my pants" -Minecraft
62. "This is my automatic farm, and by automatic I mean I do it." -Minecraft
63. "There's too many balls in my mouth" -MC
64. "I had too many balls in my mouth and Lily made a funny." -MC
65. "If I die choking on balls, blame Lily"
66. "Sometimes I stop moving because I'm vibing." -MC
67. "We'll just do a few lines" -ASMR
68. "You can't tell people how great they are, because then they shit"
69. "Nobody is going to spawn in my hole" -Minecraft
70. "the soourrsfuuuf"
71. "Beautiful germs"
72. "Like, I need to urinate on it"
73. "I love handing out candy to kids" -Minecraft
74. "It's too big to swallow! I'll choke!" -Minecraft
75. “You’re always welcome to pop back into us” -Minecraft
76. "This shaft is huge." -MC
77. "I need to do some stuff." -MC
78. "I don't like humans." -MC
79. 'I suck toes 24/7'
80. "It's just long and huge dude!" -Minecraft
81. "The only lines I snort are my own boogers." -MC
82. "We need to find release." -DBD
83. "I could always for some meat" - DBD
84. "You need to finish, if you know what I mean" - DBD
85. "We're gonna get together and fuck dude." - Minecraft
86. "You big dumb dumb bumbblegum" - Cy, DBD
87. "you need to make sure your elbows are smooth for optimal lickage"
88. "spitters are quitters and I'm not a quitter" - Outlast
89. "I need your sac" -cy
90. "go to the black market" -cy
91. "I'm not doing 24 [hours], no thank you." -Minecraft
92. "Now is the only reality." - twitch.tv/EliasSchwartzman
93. "You guys wanna kill your friends? you can kill your friends"
94. "water is boneless water"
95. "Thats one of the better dicks" - cy 2020
96. "get some coke!"- Cy
97. "Get hecked!" -Among Us
98. "Da Vinci wasn't born in a day and Rome... sucks." -MC
99. "Fuck your neighbors -Cy"
100. "Dicks make my heart pound"
101. "Can I just say, I'm doing this with one hand. Because my other hand is very preoccupied right now" -Minecraft
102. "I hit it really hard for a while" -Spyro Reignited Trilogy
103. "Anonymous thanks for the dicks".
104. "You and I have had long nights together" -Spyro Reignited Trilogy
105. "I think I wanna pee my pants" -Marbles
106. "I don't know if you guys actually know anything..." -Phasmophobia
107. "Because then things get slippery and really confusing" -Minecraft
108. "ill ride anuthing" - cy
109. "Oh no step hippo, what are you doing?"
110. "Oh my god this is a cluster fuck, come on me" -Hollow Knight
111. Butt pork! -cy
112. i'm a dumb frick - twitch.tv/EliasSchwartzman
113. i wish the MCU made marvel movies - cy 2k21
114. "You little shit! I know where you live!" -Stardew Valley
115. "I have no excuse, I just have swords."
116. "thank you for the dicks" -cy 2021
117. "I cant wait to have your salami" -cy 2021
118. "You know what, Chris? Don't make me pull out"
119. "You can't see me but I promise I was rubbing my intestines"
120. I want that tattooed on my ass
121. I have an egg on my head? Ohhhhh in the game....
122. Can I put ranch on you?
123. "Toes instead of weenises and then it got weird." -SR
124. "I like living on the edge. I'm bad to the bone. They don't call me bad to the bone for no reason."
125. "How was League of Legends, did you legend leagues?"
126. "I just mansplained AC/DC." -DizCam Phasmo
127. "He's voice sounds like honey, if honey sounded like a voice"
128. "We are all years, no tails... I don't know what that means."
129. "hold force push broken wall" EVERYONE.
130. "I need more balls, where did my balls go?"
131. I put things in my mouth when they're close to me
132. Do not look at my saves. They are SUS, SUS.
133. EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A PENIS
134. I'll do my best to consume any weenie
135. "We're gonna take that watermelon and we're gonna, fuck" cy 2021
136. did you just get harder?!
137. "Falling acheap on a slair."
138. "Yeah what do you think I'm gonna do, just sit here and take it?"
139. fuck ! thank you for the dicks - cy
140. "we provide quality dicks here"
141. "I fit perfectly in cracks!"
142. "You know I don't like big things, you know this" - Cy
143. I love me my nuts
144. We're gonna go in.... shrimp deep
145. "You gotta die on the hill that you burried, that you walked? Why do I have a hill?"
146. "Why do you have moist armor?"
147. I just wanna enjoy my nuts
148. "They don't call me Spyanide for no reason."
149. "I've been on a Pitbull binge."
150. I'll show you yours if you show me mine.
151. "I can't stop listening to Pitbull. I'm not even kidding."
152. be right back I want that tattoo'd on my ass.
153. fuck at tuna slash fish
154. this looks like an ominous hole that will take me where I need to go
155. we are not here to fuck spiders, and we are not here to get fucked by spiders
156. Thank y'all for making my week. I know it's only Tuesday
157. "I've been searching my entire life for a dark hole."
158. "It's a very specific dark hole I've been searching for."
159. I'm committed now, my two favorite D's
160. 1.... 2.... Fuck
161. "why would I want to better myself as a person" cy 2021
162. zombie-fucking is so fun.
163. I was literally just thinking about dicks.
164. Y'all make my heart go doki-doki, but those sounds make my heart go doki-broki.
165. Do you have a minute to talk about our piper? Lord pied piper.
166. You know we were talking about monster fucking and I almost said something incriminating but now we're talking about monster fucking again....
167. We are here for business and fuck monkeys.
168. "like me, who can't figure out how to stick things in a hole" - Cy, 2021
169. "Tomorrow we'll do a Friday stream" - 5Head
170. Bro: "Excuse my french, but this is some pussy shit"
171. What if we accidentally made a hole in our house? Like, romantically right?
172. Cause if you get lost in the sauce, you many never come back.
173. Bro, you're about to get so many weenis licks it's not even funny.
174. "I need pregnant"
175. "I need to do homework but you know what I'm gonna do instead? FUCK ALIENS... I mean what... GET FUCKED BY ALIENS" -Alien Isolation
176. "peepopenis in my streamus"
177. "Is this the universe where people are like big monster fuckers?"
178. "I'm stuck in someone's pit."
179. "I don't have a hoe!"
180. you are currently watching me pop my mod cherry.
181. the best born to have is the favorite born, so you may have to wait.
182. Diz has a voice like healthy crack cocaine that doesn't destroy your life.
183. "If you wanna be an explorer, you have to be a murderer."