1. "I believe the word you're looking for is necrophilia... And the corpse is the one doing the rape" - Xmeagol 2016
2. "Xmeagol is a Cheesofile" - leMoe_ 2016
3. "Nic Cage? Didn't he play the mentally handicapped guy in National treasure? Kappa " - talkaboutbored 2016
4. "I dont have favourite games" ... "I have so many favourite games" - Xmeagol 2016
5. "I'm dead, I'm dead... I'm not dead! ... I'm dead" - Xmeagol 2016
6. "I got raped by a ghost." - Xmeagol 2016
7. "I will never stream" - Xmeagol 2015
8. "I'm getting fucked by a piece of metal and not in a good way" - Xmeagol 2016
9. "I accidentally killed the hooker" - Xmeagol 2016
10. "You know America's quite redneck when you find ammunition in the ladies' toilet" - Xmeagol 2016
11. "Hey cutie pi- oh shit, you're old as fuck" - Xmeagol 2016
12. "This is why I kill hookers" - Xmeagol 2016
13. "I don't need to romance anyone, I just wanna kill people" - Xmeagol 2016
14. “I’m quite the murderous bastard, aren’t I?” - Xmeagol 2016
15. "I have performance issues” - Xmeagol 2016
16. "The ending is the most important part of a game. Because, you know, it’s the orgasm. Masturbating in itself feels good but you wanna orgasm, that's the whole point. You play 'cause you wanna see the end" - Xmeagol 2016
17. "I'm not really into monogamy" - Xmeagol 2016
18. ”Paltos is my crush, yeah. He's my beautiful baby girl. He is going to have a threesome with me and my mother. ... Wait, that sounds really wrong, never mind" - Xmeagol 2016
19. “Now, imagine Legion with a Daft Punk helmet, playing ‘Geth Lucky’” - Thellinoux 2016
20. ”You should probably read some videos on YouTube” … “Did I just say read some videos?” - Xmeagol 2016
21. ”There are no women, there are only lamp posts" - CartonWaffle 2016
22. ”You wanna put some lipstick on me?" - Xmeagol to CartonWaffle
23. "Why can't they ignore me like all women?" - Xmeagol
24. "I'll try not to kill any more hookers" - Xmeagol 2016
25. "No, I like hookers... Don't take me wrong" - Xmeagol 2016
26. “Sexy harassment, right?” - ladypez 2016
27. "It sent shivers down my dick" - Xmeagol 2016
28. "Oooh, you guys enjoy slapping me, don't you?" - Xmeagol 2016
29. "Maybe Xmeagol looks really, really good in pyjamas" - ZeisPlays 2016
30. “Why isn’t his name xPEEgol?” - Waldi2013 2016
31. "It's 'cause Xmeagol is part swamp donkey" - EmperorMoley 2016
32. "Fuck me silly with a rusty hook" - The_Sophisticated_Sheep 2016
33. "Who's the guy? That's Sheep, he's my best friend, he's my lover" - Xmeagol 2016
34. "Why did you lose your voice, escapeghost? Do you want mine?" - Xmeagol 2016
35. "But why, Jane? I thought you wanted to be my pet" - Xmeagol 2016
36. “Who needs guns when you have balls, brilliant balls, man?” - Xmeagol 2016
37. “What, Xmeagol? Invite me and teach me woodworking D: “ - JanePrime 2016
38. “Someone get me pregnant right now” - Xmeagol 2016
39. “My precious… Is in my pants” - Xmeagol doing a Sméagol impression
40. "Where's my cock? I can't find my cock" - Xmeagol 2016
41. "I am a cheerleader" - Xmeagol 2016
42. “You can’t outrun shrapnel” - Xmeagol 2016
43. "Thanks for the compliment Cyanide, you shitty shit shit" - Xmeagol 2016
44. "I don't swear... much" - Xmeagol 2016
45. “A 4 year old woman who hasn’t gotten laid in 5 years? Xmeagol are you okay? I don't know what words came out of your mouth” - Sheep to Xmeagol
46. "Don't put it there, put it there... Stop putting it there, put it THERE" - Sheep playing Portal 2 Co-op with Xmeagol
47. “I have shoulder boobs, dude” - Xmeagol 2016
48. "I like aggressive women, just pin me against the wall and fuck my ass" - Xmeagol 2016
49. "This is the only time I can kill babies and not feel bad about it” - Xmeagol 2016
50. "Watch as I serpentine my way up his rectum" - Xmeagol 2016
51. “‘Don't do anything stupid’? ... Have you met me?” - Xmeagol 2016
52. "What is this, fucking... Competitive Tetris?" - Sheep while playing DS3 with Xmeagol
53. "Oh, I accidentaly killed my teammate... That's fine" - Xmeagol 2016
54. "If you, as a grown up, remember having sex with someone at a young age, does it count as child porn?" - Xmeagol 2016
55. "silver_DSN gets 0 cookies. NomNom " - Nightbot being greedy
56. "Genocide is fun after all" - Eternal_Lucius 2016
57. "We can have some wine when we have a threesome" - Xmeagol to Sheep
58. "I'm Xmeagol's girlfriend" - The_Sophisticated_Sheep 2016
59. "I massively fucked up just a little bit" - Xmeagol 2016
60. "Grow a pair of fucking vaginas" - Xmeagol 2016
61. "It's like touching your own penis, but it's someone else's" - Xmeagol 2016
62. "If diplomacy doesn't work, 9mm will" - Xmeagol 2016
63. "Wouldn't cost much in stamps to ship her" - Thellinoux about llHuntress
64. "This is realistic? We just killed a moon with guns!" - The_Sophisticated_Sheep 2016
65. "Why am I killing everyone? Because everyone is a goddamn dumbass" - Xmeagol 2016
66. "Oh, you found Eminem? Well, we're in Africa so he's definitely slim" - The_Sophisticated_Sheep 2016
67. "My sister... My brother... My... Uh... Neighbour" - Xmeagol about his neighbour George
68. "Why do I scream like a fucking dying goose?" - Xmeagol 2016
69. "She's 82? Holy fuck. Well, I'm down you know, it doesn't matter if it's a little bit saggy" - Xmeagol 2016
70. "If you're under the age of 18, you can suck a dick and get out" - Xmeagol 2016
71. "I'm just gonna play some Frank Zappa" - Xmeagol 2016
72. "Big, sweaty, hairy candy balls. My favourite" - taffy_pull 2016
73. "SophiaSomething made my stream 10x better"
74. "This is where I shine... Just absolute genocide, this is what I'm good at" - Xmeagol 2016
75. "I like having pubes in my mouth. It's better than flossing" - Xmeagol 2016
76. "I only have time to masturbate, watch desperate housewives and stream" -Xmeagol
77. "A wank a day keeps the rape away" - Xmeagol 2016
78. “Let's stick our finger in it, good things always happen...” - Xmeagol 2016
79. "Just stick a knife up there and cut the ovaries off. Easier and cheaper than vagina pills, right?” - Xmeagol 2016
80. “A tasteful nude would be you, naked, in a top hat” - Xmeagol 2016
81. "My mic is kind of like North Korea... It works, but it's broken" - Xmeagol before getting the AT2020
82. "Girls aren't allowed to know binary!” - Xmeagol 2016
83. "My hand is so sweaty right now, I could probably masturbate a horse” - Xmegol 2016
84. “No, I don't want to get dick on my blood" - Xmeagol 2016
85. "Right, I'm in tryhard mode. My sleeves are up, my dick is hard, my nipples are twisted..." - Xmeagol 2016
86. “Civilians have lives? ... Why?!" - Xmeagol 2016
87. "I believe I am somewhat related to Mussolini" - NeverBlameMe 2016
88. "Vents.. Good things happen in vents!” - Xmeagol 2016
89. "Oh, I got 3 000 followers? YAY! I'll be happy when I reach 10 000" - Xmeagol 2016
90. “Oh fuck! I forgot that cars can't swim” - Xmeagol while driving into a river
91. “There's fucking sharks...” - Xmeagol while getting attacked by a crocodile
92. "The driving is fucking amazing! You can run people over and it's great and ... that's all to be honest” - Xmeagol 2016
93. "I can't kill my friend? :( ... I can blow them up! ... Or not" - Xmeagol 2016
94. “Sorry I missed your name. I saw titties and then I got distracted” - Xmeagol 2016
95. "Stealing cars isn't bad. It's just communism" - Xmeagol 2016
96. "If I masturbate more, I'm pretty sure my prostate will implode" - Xmeagol 2016
97. “I dig a fuck in my ass... rather than my... abdomen" - Xmeagol 2016
98. “Yes I'm in the closet and it's very comfortable, would you like to come in?" - Xmeagol 2016
99. "How do you build a space shit" - Taylor_Sswift 2016
100. "I don't need fucking fame, I need cocaine. That's what I need" - Xmeagol 2016
101. "I just ran someone over… but it's okay! It's okay to run people over“ - Xmeagol 2016 (Mafia III)
102. "I met with Xmeagol and we fucked in the gas station toilet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” - Taylor_Sswift 2016
103. "Xmeagol is like Trump. Kappa He doesn't know what he’s doing. Kappa “ - TheSwedishPlantie 2016
104. “You always wanna fuck someone you love. That's just how it works” - Xmeagol 2016 (Outlast)
105. "Thellinoux googles *how to timeout a streamer from his chat*"
106. "After all that killing, how is she not horny all the time ?" - Xmeagol 'the sensible' 2016
107. "stealth kill is like masturbation..." -Xmeagol (died 36 times at that point)
108. "i just wrote a gay smut story for my 2 female friends" - Blazign 'The Unfortunate'
109. "I'm clenching my ass so hard, I could cut off someones dick if they fucked me" - Xmeagol 'the sensible' 2016
110. "You know, JJ abrams is a great actor llinoux, don't you forget about it' - Xmeagol 'the sensible and cinephile' 2016
111. "try telling your sister that you have a crush on her" - ZipZesty 2016 (when explaining his crush on his bestfriend who is LIKE a sister)
112. "Are you all reich?" - Swampsteve 2016
113. "Why can't everyone in this game be dead...Y'know?" -Xmeagol (outlast)
114. "i'll cream your butthole... i'll cream it real good..." Xmeagol 2k16
115. "I wish i could skin people" - Xmeagol 2016(FC 3)
116. "To give the dick, you must take the dick, that's how it works." - Xmeagol 2016
117. "This is why I kill puppies" - Xmeagol -the sensible and pet lover' 2016
118. "Offering a butt to someone is strength, man" - Xmeagol 2016
119. "I'm gonna pretend I understand all of this" - Xmeagol while looking at a map (Dishonored 2)
120. "you will die to death" - razielhu (FC 3)
121. "My right nipple is soft, but the left is hard" - Xmeagol on the toilet
122. "I think I set the house on fire" - Xmeagol, casually, while watching it burn (Far Cry 3)
123. "TAFFY + XMEAGOL = TEAGOL. SPILL THE TEAGOL" - escapeghost 2016
124. "My sore is a little bit throat." - Drunk Xmeagol 2016
125. "Can I have the blue cock? are there more colours? Is there a red cock?" -Xmeagol (cs:go)
126. "If in doubt, lick it" -@razerbayne
127. "Of course I'll miss the fisting!" -Xmeagol (admitting he loves it)
128. "It's not the good bitch. It's the bad bitch like the bottom bitch!" -Xmeagol (DarieDD has a new tag)
129. "it's not rape. It's struggle snuggle!" -RazerBayne
130. "Can I eat Shit?" - Xmeagol (The Evil Within)
131. "Look at all the cocks I bought!" - Xmeagol (on CS:GO sprays)
132. "She was my first" Xmeagol about SophiaSomething
133. "I'm known to be a retard so...." - Xmeagol 2016
134. "I killed Castro" - Velkrai [...] "That means he died" - Sasquatch 2016
135. "I won´t conform or deny!" - Xmeagol 2016
136. "You just triggered my ASMR" - Ben 2016
137. "That moment when you want to wear jeans and only shave that part because you are a lazy motherfucker" -- GuessWho 2016
138. "I want to bang her bone structure right off her body!" - Xmeagol
139. "the best way to defuse a bomb is to give you an ennema" - Xmeagol 'the sensible demolition sex expert' 2016
140. "I love to suck!" -Xmeagol 2016
141. "I don't have any quotes, I'm not dirty enough Keepo " -SophiaSomething
142. "OH FFS XMEAGOL @TheSwedishPlantie CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH YOU DYING" - RazerBayne raging at Xmeagols 10 death streak in Crysis 2 on Recruit difficulty
143. "Post-Human is easy" - Xmeagol (Crysis 3. inb4 dying several times 2 min later Kappa )
144. "Don't worry I don't take dicpics" - @Xmeagol "@Xmeagol Is it because your phone doesn't zoom in that far?" - @RazerBayne
145. "and i fucked a dog !" Xmeagol 'the sensible, 2016
146. You might think death, I think liberation. - Xmeagol talking about liver failure
147. "I love the feel of the air on my pubes" - Xmeagol, 2016 while Streaming naked from his couch
148. "Move faster bitch I'm sprinting!" -Xmeagol 2016
149. "Last christmas i gave you my heart, but the very next day you fucked my ass. This year I don´t want anal, I just want to be happy." - Xmeagol´s rendition of "Last Christmas"
150. "See, UniHero, you're smart. just cus you're russian doesn't mean you are stupid, don't let anyone tell you otherwise" - Xmeagol (CoD 4 Remastered)
151. "My mum teld me I´m very smart!" - Xmeagol 2016
152. "It's the only mission I like to be sneaky beaky.." - Xmeagol 2016 (Seconds before full genocide)
153. "This is probably two guys just fucking each other" - Xmeagol 2016
154. "TheSwedishPlantie 's head is full of plans he has about his garden full of plenty plants in his plantie plains" - HajTraK
155. "I'd let him fuck me in the ass with those arms" -Tipsy Xmeagol 2016
156. "i feel like Britney spears" - Xmeagol, Christmas 2016
157. "I wipe, and i wipe and still.. more poop. its like a marker." Kiyoshiforge 2016
158. "If no ones going to fuck me, Im just going to kill everyone."-Xmeagol 2016 (Deus Ex)
159. "why kill a nazi when you can be one Kappa " - fascist_teletubby 2016
160. "I was pretty sure there was an Nazi here..." disappointed Xmeagol (wolfenstein)
161. "Womble (...) definitely has a sexy voice" - Xmeagol, 2016
162. all puzzles are simple, it's just a matter of perspective - Xmeagol 2017
163. "Oh my god, I'm a GENIUS!" - Xmeagol (playing Inside, mere moments before falling to his death when the ladder was RIGHT there)
164. "I need to find 19 faggots." - Xmeagol 2017 (Inside)
165. "Solid but feels good, very addicting and good for my throat." -Xmeagol 2017 ("drops")
166. "ha !" - Thellinoux 2017 (One hour after finishing stream)
167. "Dick sucking shouldn't make your throat hurt, it should hydrate you. I should know." -Xmeagol Firewatch 2017
168. "im back!" - sledge_the_operator 2017 (5 minutes after stream ends)
169. "Sorry I am late. I got stuck into a cunt" -Xmeagol 2017 (sexy george visits)
170. "Fuck my dick with a fucking torch" - Xmeagol 2017
171. "Yes, I am Sovietwomble !" - Xmeagol (is a faggot) 2016
172. "i want a pizza tattoo, pepperoni nipple" - Catbug 2017
173. "idipot" - Gen 2017
174. "What is 11 o'clock? I don't have an radio here" - Genius Xmeagol (cod)
175. "Come here buddy ! Give me a taste of your p3n1s !" Xmeagol 2017 "because f*ck new year's resolutions"
176. "Knocked out chicks can't say no Kappa " - TheSwedishPlantie 2017 (while Xmeag played RE7 and "killed" Mia)
177. "Looks like the perfect girl with a bag over her head..." -Xmeagol (RE7)
178. "I'm pre-firing with an axe" - Xmeagol 2017
179. "I'm gonna pee, and shit." - Xmeagol 2017
180. "I would like to see a Ninja Turtles sex movie, but it's completely 100% incest so they only fuck each other." - Xmeagol 2017
181. "You call me blind but I can't see anything" - Xmeagol playing RE7
182. "I guess we could go for that secondary airdrop if we could get a scope and some boobies" -Xmeagol (battle royale (bolt action))
183. "If your penis isnt green its not coming up into my vagina." - Peeves, 2017
184. "callum pick me up with your strong arms and blow me while we pretend to be a helicopter while planking" - Xmeagol 2017
185. "I can't even see my dick if I look straight down" -Xmeagol (definetely didn't mean rust)
186. "Fuck discord, I want to kill people!" -Xmeagol
187. "Oh fuck thi-, I'm out. I'm ragequitting. I ragequit. fuck it. No no no no no. I'm ragequitting." -Xmeagol 2017 (splinter)
188. "We just need one more quote and we have 200!" Xmeagol at #199
189. "Isn't Avril Lavigne married to Kurt Cobain?" -Xmeagol (genius 2017)
190. "First we must loot. Then we kick ass!" -Xmeagol (Rule No.1(Metro))
191. "I try to be racist always I have the chance" -kovacch 2017
192. "Reloads his baguette rifle with .50 cheese rounds" -Thellinoux frenchie soldier style
193. My dick is always hard. I'm always horny. - Xmeagol 2017
194. "Jesus christ, look at the carnage... That's beautiful..." - Xmeagol 2017
195. "Today is a beautiful day! Let's kill people!" -Xmeagol 2017 (ME3)
196. "My penis brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's bigger than yours." Xmeagol 2017 (Rust)
197. "White gun! Because I'm definetely not racist! " -Xmeagol (wildlands 2017)
198. "I don't discriminate against penis. Penis is good. Don't tell anyone i said that."
199. "You don't really cum. It just hurts a lot.." -Xmeagol 9y old wank session
200. "don't steal alcohol from your parents! you might be stealing yourself a sibling" -AlkaCzech 2017
201. "5,4,2,0" -Xmeagol 2017 (counting like a retard)
202. "5,4,3,2,1...1....1...0" -Xmeagol 2017 (counting like a retard taken 2)
203. *looks up to an AI* "Friendly?" *gets shot* "Okaaay not friendly!" -Xmeagol 2017
204. " I need a new dick!" -Xmeagol 2017
205. "I swear to god everything looks the same.. but different" -Xmeagol 2017 (Rust BR)
206. "I dominate. There's no such thing as a dominating woman" -Xmeagol 2017
207. "I do like to poop in random places!" -TheSophisticatedSheep 2017
208. "windows phone aren't a-door-able" -Thellinoux 2017
209. "Welcome to the ocean! There's fish!" -Xmeagol 2017 (SOMA) (what a genius....)
210. "They have to die, so I can live!" -Heartless Xmeagol (SOMA)
211. "My entire Twitch is a dick joke and I'm happy with that!" -Xmeagol 2017
212. "I smell like cat shit !" -Xmeagol 2017
213. "I died first get rekt!" -Xmeagol 2017 (trying to argue about him surviving longer)
214. "I think I've perfected the art of being an idiot" -Xmeagol 2017
215. "We need the fucking vagina i can't see shit" - Xmeagol 2017 (GR:FS)
216. "When I was in the Apple Store, some drunk dude just walked by and yelled "hooray for boobies"!" -CharlieeDee 2017
217. "This is the genre of shitting your pants... ocean edition." -Xmeagol 2017 (SOMA)
218. "Sucking balls is awesome!" -Xmeagol 2017
219. "V for... VAGINA MODE!" -Xmeagol 2017 (future soldier)
220. "He had a large amount of nothing..." -disappointed Xmeagol 2017 (BR)
221. "I like putting lipstick on my lips sometimes!" -Xmeagol 2017 (transi?)
222. "I would love to be fucked with a strap-on" - Xmeagol 2017
223. "I thought darie is a boy" - ByronStark 2017
224. "I like Sudoku for retarded children.. like me.." -Xmeagol (picture sudoku ME:A)
225. "Cover is for Pussies! " -Xmeagol 2017 (ME:A)
226. "I'm actually quite happy I died!" -Xmeagol 2017 (ME:A)
227. Last words from Xmeagol : "Let's fly a little bit low.." -Xmeagol 2017 (BF4)
228. "I'm not gay, but i actually sucked a dick before and i loved it." -Xmeagol 2017
229. "Kids are young!" -Xmeagol 2017 (fucking genius!)
230. "Sometimes I rub my nipples and I feel like a woman!" -Xmeagol 2017
231. "I want to fuck a girl dressed like a banana." -kovacch (fetishes...)
232. "This is, as the Italians would say it, the fuck-ed-up-a-shit-e." - Xmeagol 2017 (Whistleblower DLC)
233. "I don't have a quote even though i talk a lot of shit :( " -Fireeye882 (there there) *pat pat pat*
234. "Time to think of a quote for me...Never mind I'm to lazy to think." -LOL5694 *pat pat*
235. "Shuttle the fuck up!" - loonaticsenpai
236. "Fuck my dick,my pussy and my balls"-Xmeagol 2017
237. "I think some rapist wants to add me on twitch" - Mniszard (2017)
238. "I need to sneeze my nose..." - Xmeagol 2017 (alien iso)
239. "I'm out of fucking balls!" - Xmeagol 2017
240. "I'll lick any girls ass! " - alinio100 2017
241. "Ok, let's blow some dick!" - Xmeagol (2017)
242. "my mother just put a fucking carrot in my mouth" - Xmeagol 'innuendo-free' 2017
243. "I am full of shit again! - Xmeagol 2017 (alien iso)
244. "If enemy cannot be immediately located, retreat into nearest metal butt hole." - Lord_versonach 2017 (alien)
245. "I'm flattered that you want to fist my butt!" - Xmeagol 2017 (THE PROVE!!!!!)
246. "having sex with your doctor is kinda like having sex with your mother isn't it? They are there to take care of you!" - Xmeagol (speshal Rust)
247. "well because socially i might be closer to the common clam than the human standard" - Linux 2017
248. "How do you aboose a moose? Easy! A moose does not like rape!" - Xmeagol 2017 (hl2)
249. "twilight was a good movie I had a crush on edberg" - Xmeagol 2017 (late night discord)
250. "you know he's weird right" - Cyanide 2017 (talking about Xmeagol)
251. "eh... uh ......ah.... its uhm.... uh.........." Professional Bit explanation
252. "omg guys I've been dating my twat for like 3yrs and 9mths now holy shit time flies" - Lucrezia 2017
253. "i'm going to suicide myself" -Xmeagol 2017.
254. "You never know when they want to fuck you or to kill you. Thats the thing about women." Xmeagol 2017
255. "I don't think childporn is legal on twitch" -Xmeagol 2017 (outlast 2 10 yo simulator)
256. "I'm like a fucking giant Blobfish. With arms, and legs and no eyes.." - Xmeagol 2017 (inside)
257. "OMG, OMG, OMG. I'm so sorry, i didnt wanted to kill you". - Xmeagol, after aiming and shooting at a innocent's head. (Black Mesa)
258. "Honestly, its funny killing your friends." - Xmeagol
259. happy Xmeagol: "I found a cock! eh eh a rock.."
260. "Best part of the stream is when Xmeagol is afk." - UnrealYuki 2017
261. "He doesn't see what he doesn't hear" Xmeagol 2017
262. "Yeah, i think we should force another people to fuck!" - Xmeagol, 2017
263. "I thought that was a people!" -Xmeagol 2017 (metro last light)
264. "Necrophilia, rape? Who doesn't like a good necro-rape?" - Xmeagol 2017 (F.E.A.R. 2)
265. "Hey! Scat porn is good!" -Xmeagol 2017
266. "I was touched by my mother" Xmeagol 2017
267. "great, my internet is as stable as a parkinson handshake" -kmgrillen 2017
268. "Nepshake brings all the boys to the yard" -D3NJY 2017
269. "omg I'm driving an owl" -xmeagol (edith)
270. "That wasn't singing! That was some kind of witchcraft." -Xmeagol 2017 (Freddys song)
271. "I am dating my own mother" - Xmeagol 2017
272. "They are like brother and sister just without the incest part..." -Mitchy 2017
273. "How can you be so tiny and have such big tits?" -Xmeagol 2017
274. "Thats a portuguese name, for female women." - Xmeagol 2017
275. "I'm kinda sad that i can't give you guys my cock." - Xmeagol, 2017
276. "bino you missed the best part of 2001... 9/11" -Xmeagol 2017
277. "Fresh and circumcised penis, the best penis isn't circumcised penis." -Xmeagol 2017
278. "I kinda like the taste of human semen" -Xmeagol 2017 (csgo)
279. " I like big black cocks" -Xmeagol 2017
280. "I'm gonna convince you to start doing heroin" - Xmeagol 2017
281. "Need Ammo (Health is at 1%)" - Xmeagol 2017
282. "If you don't get feet you will die when you are 15 years old" - Pedrocudi (CSGO) 2017
283. "turns me on thinking about people using me then paying me, like the little whore that i am" - Xmeagol 2017 (getting paid for sex)
284. "nah, you put tabasco in between the condoms. When she starts screaming you know its time to pull out" - kmgrillen 2017
285. "He breaths knowledge and extract intelligent like a black hole" - Rexona 2017 (talking about kovvach being smart)
286. "Dick fried chicken without the oil" - Rexona 2017 (mispells Deep)
287. "We can diarreah on that." -Xmeagol 2017 (autocorrects from Disagree)
288. "I hope if I really get fucked up they fucking die" -Xmeagol being logical 2017
289. "Dude, my mom is hot as shit dude." -Xmeagol 2017
290.  " "You slippery little whore" i like to be called that" - Xmeagol
291. "I blame you for my ass being hurt Kovacch." -Xmeagol
292. "Sin maybe tonight idk yet i have to be in my nieces in an hour" - Xmeagol 2017
293. "what's 4 minus 5? xmeag: 1! " -genius SeemsGood
294. "In Sweden if you earn any money they will come to your house and beat you with a picture of Stalin." - Tobothy 2017
295. "LOL this is not even speed run of the game? fucking boring i am out, you retarded shit noob suck my dick" - wartobylo 2017 (mirror's edge playthrough)
296. "You pay in natural nutrients" -Otto 2017
297. "All streamers are fucking retards." Xmeagol 2017
298. "Stream snipping should be a human right." Xmeagol 2017
299. "I do have a foot fetish." -Xmeagol 2017
300. "I don't like hot dogs, because it's not real dogs" - Xmeagol 2017 (IRL)
301. "the building behind me. It has holes to see the sky" -stoneagol
302. "I need my own quote." - Vindelheim
303. "Place it properly inside me" -Xmeagol 2017 (Cunt)
304. "Oh, this is so gay... i like it." - Xmeagol, 2017
305. "I had so good memories of getting fucked in the ass." -Xmeagol 2017
306. "He is family friendly." - Sheep talking about Xmeagol, 2017
307. "I squeaked like a bitch" -Xmeagol 2017
308. " ur so stupid even if ur ingame again i could find out which server and rejoin and streamsnipe you. Its so easy. Zensore the tickets! even no chance its ez aF" xporosscenter33
309. "Does female have birthday wank like male?" - Mushtario 2017
310. "I can't swim!" -Xmeagol2017 mafia 3 (continues swimming)
311. "I'll put a belt on your neck while i fuck you in the ass." - Xmeagol, 2017
312. "I'll never have my own quote here" - Flimber23, 2017
313. "I'm blinded by penis.." -Xmeagol 2017
314. "I've changed. No more Necrophilia!" -Xmeagol 2017
315. "I wanna fly a train." -xmeagol 2017 (bf4)
316. "Fuck my anus and my penis!" - Xmeagol receiving a 5000 bits donation, 2017
317. "Holy shit, i just felt my nipples harden!" -Xmeagol 2017
318. "It's almost surreal seeing you play a game really well." -taco_bellmont (Xmeagol playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive)
319. "So basically gay men are Legos'" -xmeagol 2017
320. "I'm dating a potato." - Xmeagol, 2017
321. "Beard growing powers are not given. They are earned." - Vindelheim "Zhe Hand"
322. "I just like fat things in my mouth" -Xmeagol, 2017
323. "Is there a guy over here, (shoots tank shell point blank) is he dead?" -Xmeagol 2017(crysis)
324. ''Its a revolution in videogames and shootyshootshoot'' - Xmeagol 2k17 (crysis)
325. "fuck kids, useless and you're not even allowed to eat them" - Genewen 2017
326. "she is half french, so she is half adorable." - Xmeagol 2017 (darie)
327. "this guy is a good flighter" - Xmeagol
328. "fuck you pete" - Kovvach 2017
329. "Vwarpz, be funny and maybe i'll quote you one day" - Kovvach 2017
330. "I would probably suck though" - Granelli, 2017
331. "when i drink soup i get really sweaty and i Loose all body functions" - insanegladiate (10 minutes after stream ends)
332. "That's pretty normal. I'm under command of my wife and we're not even in military." - prezzzes 2017
333. ""Can I get a scar?" You mean like THE BABY HAS NOW after you dropped it?" - prezzzes 2017
334. "It's not foreplay if it's legal" - Xmeagol 2017
335. "I would totally wank off to Krogan porn " - Xmeagol 2018
336. "There's nothing good on TV" - Xmeagol IRL switching the radio station, 2018
337. "OMG, theres so much water here". -Xmeagol at the beach, 2018
338. "She put her dick in and out of my mouth like twice" -Cj 2018
339. "why am I so attracted to trees?" - Xmeagol 2018
340. "She's for sale." - Xmeagol talking about his sister, 2018
341. "I got guys on top of me!" - Xmeagol 2018
342. "I licked my foreskin" - Xmeagol 2018 (weird young boy)
343. "I Put myself above others." -Xmeagol talking about self-sacrifice
344. "We will be replacing the christmas poo" - Violinchick 2018
345. "werewolf? quickly grab the garlic!!!" -Mniszard 2018 (#sosmart)
346. "Look at that sound." - Xmeagol 2018 (sr silencer)
347. "I'm above you, I'm behind you, I'm under you, I'm inside you" - Xmeagol 2018 (kinky fuck)
348. "Gay porn plot is fucking awesome" - Vwarpz 2018 (confirmed in closet)
349. "It's all mental wifi" - Xmeagol 2018 (hl2)
350. "We broke up, but he said we could still be cousins" - Savieeee 2k18
351. "PDD-NOS... that sounds like a russian machine gun" - Xmeagol 2018
352. "I can't even see my own dick.." - Xmeagol 2018
353. "I'm gonna start streaming before I start masturbating." - Xmeagol 2018
354. "pizza > pornhub. you can stick your penis in a pizza" - EmDuck 2018
355. "the only thing I ride is dick these days" - Xmeagol 2018
356. "screw having a quote" - KineticVermin79 2018 (fuck you now you got one)
357. "Traps aren't gay. You just have to accept that a dick is only gay on a male." - Tuvio, 2018
358. "I dream about having no teeth and giving a blowjob." - Xmeagol, 2018
359. "Darie is a cave with a shitload of men having semen pumped out" - Kovacch 2018
360. "Neck bread is looking good on you" UnrealYuki to Xmeagol, 2018
361. "I'm used to my girlfriend's fist. That's nothing." -Plant, 2018
362. "If i dont breath i'll pass out." -Xmeagol, 2018
363. “ich bin scheiße” -Xmeagol 2018 (real talk)
364. "Holy shit. Thats a big fucking stick." -Xmeagol, 2018
365. "If I had a dick I’d touch myself to cars, trucks, and planes." -QueenofPringles, 2018
366. "Great thing with transgenders is you can suck their cock and it's not gay. Even if you touch balls." -Tuvio, 2018
367. "Squad shitting is the best." -Vindelheim, 2018
368. "Just open your pants, thats all the joke she'll ever needs." -HolyCatJago, 2018
369. "Woman are man." -Xmeagol, 2018
370. "savie is a dude, man" - Xmeagol 2018
371. "Dova has a dick" - Xmeagol 2018
372. "He's big and stupid", "Yes, that's me" - Xmeagol's answer to Metro LL, 2018
373. "I thought chicken are non living creatures so I ripped them apart." - Xmeagol 2018
374. "I thought animals are like moving rocks" - Xmeagol 2018
375. "Always have a wank before you make a decision" - Kinetic 2018
376. "I want to smell your shit" - Xmeagol 2018
377. "The best part about traps is you can reach around and pretend it went through." -Kiyoshiforge, 2018
378. "I would like to feel what scissoring feels like" - Xmeagol 2018
379. "I had a dream once where we orgasm at the same time and we become one. Theres a flash of light and we become one entity." -Xmeagol, 2018
380. "You guys know how expensive shampoo are cheap" -Xmeagol, 2018
381. "Sometimes you are so adorable that I feel like I have to bite your face" -Xmeagol 2018
382. "I'm in serious needs of aids" - Xmeagol, 2018
383. "men always look for the heart in women it just happens to be behind their tits" - turtle_jon 2018
384. "You have a really short stick" -Xmeagol 2018
385. "I liked getting drunk with some wine and olive oils" -Xmeagol 2018
386. "damn, Edberg is uglier than i though" - kovacch, 2018
387. "I gave 2 big eggs to my nieces" - Xmeagol, 2018
388. “unfortunately, I like dick :( “ - Vic2ria2 2018
389. "I wanna wear their skin" - Xmeagol 2018 (pubg)
390. " Granelli has the perfect body to be a woman. A tall and weird woman" - Xmeagol
391. "here xmeagol...
C:\Users\gigim\Documents\ShareX\Screenshots\2018-04\chrome_2018-04-13_00-10-38.png" - G_minha 2018
392. "Something that leads me underground...maybe the roof"- Xmeagol 2018 (FC5)
393. “you don’t because every Portuguese likes dick” - Guaperas (cs go random match)
394. "The wife is making me a sandwich! I have reached full adult." - Xmeagol 2018 (cunt)
395. "Oops... I got wet." -Kim, 2018
396. "You know, maybe i should turn gay." -Xmeagol, 2018
397. "Hey Yuki, we're killing jews" -Xmeagol greeting Yuki (CoD: WW2), 2018
398. "Newborn babies look like a wrinkled baby pig" - Xmeagol 2018
399. "I want all of you inside me" - Xmeagol 2018
400. "you are helping me to fund my cocaine addiction" -Xmeagol 2018
401. "I'm feeling really emotional. Fuck me in the ass." -Xmeagol, 2018
402. "By the way, subs can actually add quotes" -Xmeagol, 2018, on making a big mistake
403. "We time each other out for sport. nothing personal" - Xmeagol 2018
404. "I locked myself out of an app that controls all my passwords" - Emaleigh 2018
405. "You can not add quotes about yourself" -Xmeagol, 2018
406. "I'll suck all of your dicks" -Xmeagol 2018, giving a pep talk while playing CS:GO
407. Freddy Kruger is fucking me in the ass - Xmeagol 2018
408. "When in doubt, knock it out" -Joker, 2018, About dating.
409. "Gonna clean my babies during the break" - ComradeGitGud 2018
410. "Fuck my dick with a cactus" - Xmeagol 2018 (outlast 2)
411. "It's a beautiful day outside. No like the sun is not burning too much and it is windy, so i see the all the fetuses flying around." - Xmeagol, 2018
412. "DOBA ID CUTE" - Raging_Soviet 2018 (drunk af)
413. “I’ll drop your pants and lick my own balls” - Xmeagol 2018 (csgo)
414. "If i had to choose a country  for easy women it would be your cute republic" - Xmeagol 2018 (czech)
415. "I'll keep my legs closed around grillen" - G_Minhaqui 2018
416. "Holy shit you're making a lot of sense today are you okay?" -Xmeagol 2018 (fucking bish)
417. "WAit Nightbot is a robot?" - DatOracler 2018
418. "just do a 1x1 sudoku Xmeagol. should be a struggle but i have complete confidence in you" - TinySatyryakfly 2018
419. "6.9 is just 69 with a period interrupting it" - Mepper09 2018
420. "I fucked my sister" -Xmeagol, 2018, one upping Vinny
421. "Darie is a man". -Xmeagol, 2018
422. "How much Penis Butter does Darie have?" -Xmeagol, 2018
423. "He came all over me" - Xmeagol about Vindel 2018
424. "Dont shower with your father." -Xmeagol, 2018
425. "It's important that it doesn't breathe." Xmeagol making shepards pie - 2018
426. "I clean my face with the same paper I clean my butt" -Xmeagol, 2018
427. "How's menopause going?" -Xmeagol, 2018
428. "Be back in 5 minutes" -Xmeagol, 2018, on sexy times
429. "I want to please your mom, in some form" -Xmeagol, 2018
430. “Granelli is allergic to everything and fun” -EmDuck 2018
431. "I sound drunk. I look drunk. But i'm sober now." -Vwarpz, 2018
432. "I just don't wanted to get up, stayed in bed and wanted a nice chat. Now I'm confused and white.. XD" -Paulibear 2018 (discord in a nutshell)
433. “show us on the wallet where the bad economy touched you xmeagol” -EmDuck 2018
434. "If i don't rank up after this game then i'm gonna suck my own balls"- Xmeagol (2018)
435. "Yes, I'd let her play with my orphans. If they're still alive that is. If not, that's one mess to clean up." - Vinny 2018
436. "cut his penis off with a rusty knife and let him bleed until he die" - G_minha ( <:xmeS:428618615131209729> )
437. "It can digest lamb's penis, so it can digest human penis. I ate one." -Jago, 2018
438. "Theres nothing more romantic than a man's nuts." -Xmeagol, 2018
439. “sometimes the alerts are so loud they make me blind for a second” -Xmeagol 2018
440. "ship me that bebe and little cock" - Emaleigh_ 2018
441. "dude, ffs, you're so thirsty you're seeing pussy where there's only rock." -Vindelheim 2018(alka)
442. "Oh shit, penis" -Xmeagol, 2018
443. "Light penis, I like that" -Shepuz, 2018, on Star Wars
444. "Cigarettes will turn you gay" - Xmeagol 2018
445. " pei i love your big black cock" Aylaaa 2018
446. “I want to smack him upside the head to see if I can’t put more life into him” -mbaldelli 2018
447. "Should I just masturbate" -Xmeagol, 2018, discussion tactics with CSGO players.
448. "Man, i wish i had cousins as hot as Jon Snow." -Xmeagol, 2018
449. "dont piggg idot" - affensent 2018 (csgo)
450. "Germans aren't allowed to hate individual people" - Xmeagol 2018
451. "I would totally put my dick in your mouth MK" -Xmeagol, 2018
452. "Seppuku's boring, all it is is filling in numbers in a 9x9 grid..." -Heatedpete 2018
453. "Is my stream online?" -Xmeagol, 2018, on stream
454. "Hey, you guys going ham with the dildos!" -Xmeagol, 2018, on bits.
455. "was watching Xmeagol when my father came in - just switched to porn, that's less embarassing LUL " - Baaronymus 2018
456. "I'm going to bed" - Xmeagol 2018 (writes this quote 30 minutes later)
457. "fuck off, I'm not that far gone." - kmgrillen 2018 (defensive bestiality allegations)
458. "fuck you heretic it's late at night and I only have one hand free" - FenrisFullStop, 2018
459. " I guess I put my dick in the table for whatever reason" -BDovah 2018
460. "My voice sounds like a 16 year old after her first deepthroat LUL" - emaleigh_ 2018
461. "you promised me that pussy but i got nothing yet" -Kov to Ema 2018
462. "I needed someone to watch the people that are sleeping" -Xmeagol about CoD, 2018
463. "Turkey is a vegetable!" -Xmeagol 2018
464. "It's a me! Edberg!" -Xmeagol, 2018
465. '' Someone stole my cock '' - Xmeagol 2018
466. "football is like sex : lots of foreplay followed by a short climax and atleast one side ends up disaapointed. :V" -EmDuck 2018
467. "But sucking is good." - G_minha, 2018
468. "Its probably the tits" -Xmeagol, 2018
469. "I'm just gonna put my cock over it" -2018, Xmeagol
470. "You have fun in your sister. No I mean with your sister not in, I'm gonna shut up now" -Xmeagol, 2018
471. “there is so many cunts in here I'm getting a boner” - kmgrillen 2018
472. "I'll keep my dick in my pants" -Dovah, 2018
473. "It's not gay if you're bald" -Xmeagol (2018)
474. "Just the thought of grillens penis made me want to puke" -Dena, 2018
475. “It doesn’t matter if you have a pussy or a vagina as long as you win” -Xmeagol 2018
476. "Anal Leakage!" -Xmeagol, 2018, shouting things at unknown horror monsters
477. “the best vegetable is chicken” - Xmeagol 2018
478. "There is 0% love between HolyCatJago and @Savieee." - Nightbot, 2018
479. "French tears are tasty." -Xmeagol 2018
480. "I never thought i'd say this but, grillen is right." -Vwarpz, 2018
481. "We shopped and ate stuff now we do drugs and drive." -Xmeagol, 2018
482. "Lets not touch my penis now" -Xmeagol, 2018
483. "What a great place to run over some kids" -Xmeagol, 2018
484. "People are nice. Except the peoples that are assholes. They're not nice." - xaltorez 2018 (Logic Lessons)
485. "I wanted to say vagina, not vegans" -Xmeagol, 2018, on saying he likes vegans
486. "I have no bra" -Xmeagol, 2018, on why he has the facecam off i guess?
487. "because the man is not the one who shits the baby Xmeagol" - kovacch 2018 (female social benefits)
488. "You didn't quote that Kovo." -Vwarpz, 2018
489. "apparently electricity does hurt" - Xmeagol 2018
490. "i still haven't shot anyone, except myself" Xmeagol - 2018
491. "I want to give you something" -Xmeagol, 2018, while on a Rust inventory screen after death so a naked xmeagol avatar is just blankly staring at the audience
492. "Here's to not dying." Xmeagol, 2k18, seconds before he got killed.
493. "do not die" - Xmeagol as someone shoots him
494. "I'm a pretty stripper honestly." -Xmeagol, 2018
495. "All dicks are ramdonly generated at birth." -Alka, 2018
496. "*laughs*... snorts like a pig... *laughs*" -Xmeagol, 2018 while doing makeup on a terrified Darie
497. "It looks great on faces" -Xmeagol, 2018, on poop.
498. "This thing is up my ass" -Xmeagol, 2018.
499. "Even if a had a cock, i'd never let grillen near it." -Savi, 2018
500. “tall women are scary. You‘re never sure if you wanna fuck them or run away.“ -Xmeagol 2018
501. "Remember it is illegal to lick door knobs on other planets" - joshivera191 2018
502. "The best gun in this game is my goddamn penis" - Xmeagol 2018 (hl2ep2)
503. "I'm not sober. I'm also not drunk, but i could be." -CoD, 2018
504. "My kink is when small women peek over tall objects" - Tuvio 2018
505. "I ruined someone's day. That makes me feel good." -Xmeagol, 2018
506. "I'd rather pay to laser my balls off" - Xmeagol, 2018
507. "I NEVER SMELLED FISH IN HER PUSSY" -Xmeagol, 2018, about an unknown person
508. "Little guy, show your magic!" -Some Russian CSGO player, 2018
509. “I need to breath my ears” -Xmeagol 2018
510. "Duck trains and duck kovvach." -Xmeagol, 2018 getting rekt by his phone
511. "I'm moving this really fast, but its still coming out" -Xmeagol, 2018
512. - "26 is young and full of life. 27 is basically 30, which is basically 50" - Part_time_monk ( Birthday Stream 2018)
513. "You can use my gay emotes" -Xmeagol, 2018, on his new happy emotes
514. "Stop calling me lisa" -Lisa, 2018
515. "My girlfriend is going to ride this broom" -Xmeagol, 2018
516. "I dont like teachers." -Xmeagol, 2018
517. "I can finger myself, Kovacch." -Xmeagol, 2018
518. "midget in my poopoo. please tell me you are under the age of 21" -Monk, 2018
519. "Just go through Belgium and France" -Xmeagol, 2018, displaying the effects of being in Germany for a while
520. "That is so huge!" -Xmeagol, 2018, shockingly not about penises?
521. "Commander Titties is using my stick" -Xmeagol, 2018
522. "You can suck my dick" -Commander Titties, 2018
523. "Im the woman now!" -Xmeagola, 2018
524. "Soke men just eant to watch the wotld burn" -Jago, 2018
525. "My wallet is kind of tiny, like my penis" -Xmeagol, 2018, on financial matters
526. “Jurassic park is Tomb Raider with dinosaurs” -Xmeagol 2018
527. "or go to West Vagina to take you home" - Fallux, 2018
528. "brb making cat dinner" -Tinkabel, 2018, giving an example of why grammar matters.
529. "Pressing ESC" -Xmeagol, 2018, i cant even.
530. "Oh no, im not going there" -Xmeagol, 2018, on closets
531. "There is 0% love between HolyCatJago and @Saint SΔvieee." - Mid-2018
532. "Duck is fuck." -Jago, 2018
533. "You should not yell" -Xmeagol, 2018, on yelling at walls
534. "He banged me" -Random CSGO pubby, 2018
535. "This could be you guys" -Xmeagol, 2018, on the subject of playing with him
536. „don’t take my balls hostage“ - Xmeagol 2018
537. "You got heat deficiency. That's the nice way to call you a cold bitch" - Xmeagol to Em
538. "I was expecting a spooky quote" - Uber making the spooky quote
539. "grillen is actually right and thats fucking disturbing" - Kovacch 2018
540. "I want to put my peepee in your circuit board." Drunk Shep talking to Peach, 2k18
541. "You want to suck my ass? I'll fucking let you!" - Drunk ShepShep
542. “I suck your life force through your Titten” -Xmeagol 2018
543. "I'm not single, unfortunatly." -Xmeagol, 2018
544. "now i have to cut it off" - Golem talking about his male parts, late 2018
545. "Kohlrabi tastes like a potato if it were an actual onion." -Xmeagol 2018
546. "I believe in fucking underwear" -Xmeagol, 2018
547. "no dont quote it hic ooohh hic" Savie, being drunk for the first time on VC on 30th of November, 2018
548. "I'm just sucking the biggest dick ever" -Xmeagol, 2018
549. "Recycled kitchen rolls are good, but not for the ass" -Xmeagol, 2018, spitting out some life wisdom.
550. "If I ram the guy, I'm good." - Xmeagol, 2018
551. "Come on everybody, lets do that twist!" -Xmeagol, 2018, showing the outcome of repeated head injury due to motorcycle crashes.
552. "Got summoned by nipples" - Kimkisson 2018
553. "christ this got disturbing" - kmgrillen 2018
554. "we will wiggle our testicles, and when the moon is at it's highest, out testicles will touch vigoriously, then we become one single man entity " Xmeagol talking with vinny 2018
555. "Australian is English but with half the words replaced with mate or cunt" - Heatedpete 2018
556. "Remember, its not about the game. Its about the penis and the beer." -Xmeagol, 2018,words of wisdom
557. "We gotta touch the pee pee to the poo poo ba ba ba ba ba, I hate that." -Xmeagol, 2018, on modern video games-
558. "i'm like the orgasm locksmith" - Golem 2018
559. "I'll just get in the doggy position and wait for someone to fuck me" -Xmeagol, 2018, on body hair.
560. "Duck, you are the worst quoter I have ever had here" -Xmeagol, 2018, on the subject of quotes about body hair
561. "I thought Bosnia is next to Russia" Xmeagol 2018
562. " I thought Serbia is next to Finland "
563. "I wanna do Vinny and Kova" - JJ 2k18
564. "Family porn is the best" - Vwarpz, 2018
565. "There is so much dying going on here..*dies*" -Xmeagol 2018 (MW3)
566. "i think its your exotic charme and your quick wit @xmeagol" -myltonnee (2018)
567. “I’m good at percentages. 20% of 80 is 15%!” -Xmeagol 2018
568. "Oh yeah, your thing doesn't work anymore, grillen." -Xmeagol, 2019, shaming erectile dysfunction.
569. "Oh shit, that is way too big" -Xmeagol, 2018, on the subject of sandwiches and juice
570. "I got rekt by a fetus" - Xmeagol (2019)
571. "What am I supposed to do? There's a tank!" - xmeagol playing battlefield 5 and getting shot
572. "Quick someone say something stupid!" - Xmeagol 2019
573. ''Twitch is not the internet!'' - Xmeagol 2019
574. "Can I stream snipe u respectfully =)" - jhohnnywickyboi (2019)
575. "How big is your dick? Because im going to choke on it" - Xmeagol, 2019
576. "actually any part of xmeagol stream could be a better porn intro than half the real ones" - tiuogro 2019
577. "When i want to I explode on command" -Xmeagol, 2019, wat.
578. "Im dating my mother" -Xmeagol, 2019, on 3.5 inchers.
579. "Everything I say is 100% legit, unless I say otherwise" -Xmeagol, 2019
580. "How you doin' Stalin?" -Xmeagol, 2019, on Pizza
581. "items are just items. meaningless. now public humiliation. thats priceless and meaningful" -Emduck 2019
582. "I'll just leave her there, she won't be a problem" *immediately becomes a problem* - Xmeagol 2019 during Resident Evil 2 Demo
583. "[Salt crackers are] like sucking Gods dick" - Xmeagol 2019
584. "Let me put more things in my mouth" -Xmeagol, 2019
585. "I hhav ah hhhl of choohies in mhay mhouht" -Xmeagol, 2019, having a lot of cookies in his mouth
586. "I am going to uhm, *pause*, fuck" -Xmeagol, 2019, pulling the short straw on the tactical planning in a CSGO match with randoms
587. "Hey baby, let me put on my After AIDS" -Xmeagol, 2019, revealing his hot hot pick up lines.
588. "We collect Germans and Israelis, not because of the connection to the past." -Xmeagol, 2019
589. "Fuck you mk" - Pine, 2019
590. "CUT CHEESE, NOT WRISTS" - rougesu11y 2019
591. "If you pass you can put make up on me on 5 different occasions" - Xmeagol to Darie 2019
592.  "we'll drag you down to the depths of hell with us and corrupt you" - RazerBayne 2019 (Flirting attempt)
593. "I'm a little bitch" - Lord Traitor 2018
594. "I'm a sassy black woman" -Xmeagol, 2019
595. "I got some stuff I need to handle" - Xmeagol, -2019, talking about masturbation, probably.
596. "Good luck with the Holocaust" -Xmeagol, 2019, on vinny playing Warhammer
597. "So hey, do you guys like anal?" -Xmeags 2019
598. "It's like Irish and Scottish people are the same" - Fenris 2018
599. "Hitler was inspirational" - Fenris 2018
600. Dark one: ”He’s big, but stupid...” Xmeagol instinctively: ”Like me!” - Xmeagol, 2019
601. "I killed grillen, I'm so happy" - Plant 2019
602. "Cause getting stoned in Norway is more fun that getting stoned in Turkey" - Turdburgler, 2019 CSGO guy
603. "Women on Norway don't use a burka, it's like watching porn 24/7 for me" - Turdburglar, 2019 Turquish man living in Norway
604. "Nonono, I'm not gay man, I'm gay for pussy my man" - Turdburglar, 2019
605. "That reminds me, how the fuck did you become an admin?" - Paraphrase of Razer in VC, Mid-2018
606. "Man, it feels so long." - CoD talking about Kilo, 2019
607. "Sucking dick, a topic I really know about. Finally!" -G, 2019
608. "You're never too young to suck dick" - Vwarpz, 2018
609. "You ate like my online dog. Always happy to see me" - Plant, 2019
610. "Damn, there's a cock in my penis." -Duck, 2019
611. "I'm soviet's girlfriend" -Xmeagol, 2019, exposing his relationship with Sovietwomble
612. ''You tit sucking nice bald person'' - Vwarpz talking to Kova, 2019
613. "Hi, how are you doing? I'm playing with a kid." -Xmeagol, 2019, playing a Battle Royale game
614. "Oh that is a Hen" -Xmeagol, 2019, about a rabbit
615. "So, can I grab her boob?" -Xmeagol, 2019, Russian waifu comforting simulator 2019
616. "I like cannibals, they are so tasty" Fallux, 2019
617. ''I'm going to spread you apart and make you ride my variety wave!'' - Disusnex talking about a game, Kappa, 2019
618. "No, I don't want to go into the hole" -Xmeagol,2019
619. "I like to suck everything." -Vwarpz, 2019
620. "I can't wait to grow a vagina to fuck myself" Xmeagol, 2019
621. "Lets get her drunk and have some sex" -Xmeagol, 2019
622. "Hi, doctor cinnamon dick!" -Xmeagol, 2019
623. "Then yeah, I'm the server's stripper." -Sav, 2019
624. "I'm quite intoxicated. I'm on my third beer." -Pine, 2019
625. "hic.. hic.. GET THE HICCUPS OUT" - Savi, 2019
626. "Where's that hole, I'm too lazy to find that hole." Savieee, 2019
627. ".. I'll fuckin' make you curdle" - Drunk Savi, 2019
628. "I'll make another one... *stabbing sound*... More holes now, she's now beautiful and ready" - Drunk Savi, 2019
629. "There is 86% love between Vwarpz and dick. bleedPurple" -Nightbot, 2019
630. "I want to chop my dick off." - Vwarpz, 2019
631. "I didnt waant to say drunk because I'm too much of a drunkard." -Pine, 2019
632. "Savie is a classy stripper...and she will strip the skin from your flesh if you piss her off" -Razer, 2019
633. "she's one of those girls you don't pay for sex, you pay her to leave" -kmgrillen, 2019
634. "Tom Reynolds" Xmeagol, the one who doesn't have the concussion
635. "Cock is nice" - HolyCatJago, 2019
636. "I want to go to school, that's the reason I dropped out" - Plant, 2019
637. "I'll help you!" -Xmeagol, 2019, before proceeding to ignore squadmates in Apex in order to keep looting
638. "if its juicy, keep sucking it KappaPride" - Mkj6 2019
639. "You walk slowly into a room with your dick hanging out" Kovacch, 2019
640. "time zones are biblical loopholes" - ERINicolee 2019
641. "you should stream bro" - Rumpsmisk to xmeagol 2019
642. "shooting kids always wins" - SandPitTurtle19, april 2019
643. "I'm not a drag queen! I am just cosplaying" - Xmeagol, 2019
644. "I'm enjoying throwing gas at people" - Xmeagol, 2019
645. "I don't quit! I pussy out, that's a difference" - Xmeagol, 2019
646. "I'm the nicest guy on Twitch! You cunt." - Xmeagol, 2019
647. "Shit. That anus is not working" - Xmeagol, 2019
648. "please do not jerk off at the office" - MrFreaktal, 2019
649. "If you were a dude i would fuck you in the ass" - Xmeagol 2019
650. "Oh no, Player 3 enters the game!" - Xmeagol 2019
651. "liberté, fraternité, bratwurst!" - MrFreaktal 2019
652. "I didn't suck any dick.. today" - Xmeagol 2019
653. "If I get sickled anymore I'm gonna become Stalin" - Xmeagol 2019
654. "I don't think i can arm-wrestle a 7 ft penis" - Xmeagol 2019
655. "I'm full of alcohol" - Xmeagol, talking about his inventory.. probably
656. "And my dick is bigger than my wallet, so no girlfriend" - Some strange guy from moldova
657. "oh shit, penis!" -Xmeagol 2019
658. "Let's take the D boys!" - Xmeagol 2019
659. "Look at my cock" - Jamx214, talking about subs
660. "alright gimme a sex" - MrFreaktal, seeking love from his keyboard
661. "I always liked when i bought blowjob bread" - Xmeagol, showing off his good taste
662. "I appreciate the gay" - Xmeagol 2019
663. "You dont need drugs to study" - Xmeagol 2019
664. "I love animal abuse" - Xmeagol, beating his horse
665. "don't die" -multiple people, 2019, (right before xmeagol always die)
666. "I'm just gay" - Xmeagol in pride month 2019
667. "He threw water on me, there are other ways to make me wet but oke..." - Xmeagol 2019
668. "you got me at "funds my alcoholism"" - MrFreaktal 2019
669. "Am I stupid?" - Xmeagol asking the right questions 2019
670. "NEIN!" - Xmeagol fighting against germans
671. "Thank you so much dude!" - Xmeagol after getting his ears raped 2019
672. "Please daddy! I need more cock!" - Xmeagol watching videos
673. "I had an accident." - Xmeagol after crashing his plane into a mountain 2019
674. "I am a penis joke" - Xmeagol 2019
675. "chalk me daddy" - Prefetka 2019
676. "I feel like I'm drinking gods cum" - Xmeagol 2019
677. "A nice way to spend saturday afternoons is bombing nazis. Sorry nazis." - Xmeagol 2019
678. "I'm a masterbaitor" - Xmeagol 2019
679. "Dont die" - Monk, everytime Xmeagols plays an fps game
680. "The best thing about killing people is looting corpses" - Xmeagol 2019
681. "I like a woman with a little bit of a mustache... Pussy is pussy" - Xmeagol, 2019
682. "I would appreciate my only source of income" - Xmeagol 2019
683. "I think you're biased against the nazis" - Xmeagol 2019
684. "The stage is my home, the fans my drug. I am addicted to all of you" - Xmeagol 2019
685. "All badges are beautiful on Twitch." - Xmeagol in pride month 2019
686. "I'm gonna be a good medic!" - Xmeagol *people screaming in the background*
687. "Nonno, the more you write on my chat, the more french you become" - Xmeagol 2019
688. "It's never too early for pizza" - AKJJaxx 2019
689. "And i've since lost my.. shit" - Xmeagol 2019
690. "Think about it, a blowjob is just a handjob with your mouth!" - Xmeagol 2019
691. "What's the best job to wank off in? .. Wait, porn, nevermind." - Xmeagol 2019
692. "I'm fucking dumb." - Xmeagol 2019
693. "It's my buttcheek that hurts, not my asshole" - Xmeagol 2019
694. "I'm not old, I'm just unsexy" - Xmeagol 2019
695. "I hope I won't type any shit that gets quoted here" -Lazybumplaysgames (2019)
696. "I'm the fat one on my sexual equations" - killing_for_food 2019
697. "Please don't go to jail guys" - Xmeagol 2019
698. "My life is a gay porno" - Xmeagol 2019
699. "I'm playing like crap." - Xmeagol 2019
700. "Shoot the americans." - Xmeagol 2019
701. "We can only lose if we're stupid" - Xmeagol 2019, right before losing the game
702. "Why would i make you lose your job? Then you can't sub!" - Xmeagol being nice, 2019
703. "Balls balls balls balls balls balls" - Xmeagol 2019
704. I don't know why my cat is a whore - Xmeagol 2019
705. "Could you feed yourself endlessly on your own jizz?" - Nonnorounet 2019
706. "I swear to god i'm going to suck my own penis" - Xmeagol 2019
707. "I'M OFINNDED NotLikeThis " - Kimkisson 2019
708. "Human curiosity, best fucking way to fix overpopulation" - Dacel88 2019
709. "I like rain because it makes me wet" - danny04062003 2019
710. "I castrate myself every day but my balls regrow" - Xmeagol 2016
711. “Hebrew is like Arabic Chinese” -Xmeagol 2018
712. "So I had 60 people actually listening to me. That was like a first through any game. Noone listens to me ever." - Xmeagol 2019
713. "I'll rate this uber a 5 star. Just for the fact he didn't rape me" - Xmeagol 2019
714. "If I could I would probably masturbate on stream" - Xmeagol 2019
715. "I wouldn't want to disappoint someone that young. They need someone their age who can keep up with them." - rindred 2019
716. "Think you can scare me motherfucker?" - Xmeagol 2019, right after he shit his pants
717. "I don't want anyone to come from the back." Xmeagol 2019
718. "I deserve something nice in my life. Like cirrhosis" - Xmeagol 2019 while turning Apex into a drinking game
719. "I'm a high class prostitute. I'm exotic" - Xmeagol 2019
720. "I remember better when I'm alcololol, alcoolol .alcolo ....fuck" - Xmeagol 2019
721. "I like nipples" -Xmeagol 2019
722. "She's someone u can do drugs with, and that's nice! " -Xmeagol 2019
723. "If he leaves, I am going to suck my own dick." Xmeagol 2019
724. "Yeah, I like Hitl.. Caustic" - Xmeagol 2019
725. "It is daytime so I can be out in the snow with my privates exposed." Xmeagol 2019
726. "Imagine having your junk swinging in -27 degrees." Raze 2019
727. "I think the eastern seaboard just dropped out my ass....." AnInstantNoodle 2019
728. "Go fuck yourselves!" - Xmeagol 2019, spreading good vibes to his audience
729. "I know I'm a meme" - Xmeagol 2019
730. "You're making me very fucking horny. I mean horny for food." Xmeagol 2019
731. "Ah fuck! I almost believed!" - Xmeagol 2019
732. "I am 100% sure i shot him in the head! ... Maybe" - Xmeagol 2019
733. "I shot between his legs, like right under the balls." Xmeagol 2019
734. "I don't think you want me to stop sucking." Xmeagol 2019
735. "They don't want the things they don't want and i support them" - Xmeagol on Hong Kong 2019
736. "I'm an idiot. I'm an actual fucking idiot." - Xmeagol 2019
737. "I'm sorry, i'm retarded" - Xmeagol 2019
738. "I should probably stay away from JESUS!" - Xmeagol 2019
739. "There´s only one thing denser than a black hole. Xmeagol in his teens" - NeoKurata 2019
740. "Do you know how to use your penis?" -Xmeagol 2019
741. "I can't laugh, don't make me laugh guys" *laughs* - Xmeagol 2019
742. "You put sunglasses on my cock, bro!" - Xmeagol 2019
743. "smells like beacon" - Xonaris 2019
744. "I'm just gonna shoot everyone" - Xmeagol 2019
745. "Watch how a professional gamer plays (instantly dies)" Xmeagol 2019
746. "The shape is what matters!" - Xmeagol 2019
747. "Who needs pussy when you got Apex?" - Xmeagol 2019
748. "Drink your booze, dont stuff it up your ass" - Xmeagol 2019
749. "Shut up rindred"
750. "Who needs context when you got guns?" Xmeagol 2019
751. "I bet Meags would suck everything." Bermu 2019
752. "Man I'm sucking ass dude." Xmeagol 2019
753. "Is this heroine?" - Xmeagol holding hot chocolate powder 2019
754. "Usually when you're a kid you play with the bigger ones until you're like 5 years old. When you get older you get the tiny ones" - Xmeagol 2019 talking about either sex or Lego
755. "I'm not completely sober" - Xmeagol 2019 while 100% shitfaced
756. "See, my brother wanted to fuck this chick... Not the kid, the older one!" - Xmeagol 2019
757. "This is my last game, I'm gonna do butt stuff" - Xmeagol 2019 xmePride
758. "It's already fucking tiny" Xmeagol 2019 talking about his di.. stream
759. "It's all white and stuff but it's really good" - Xmeagol 2019 on cock.. tails
760. "I love meat in my mouth exclusively." Terminarch 2019
761. "You can touch my box any time, daddy!" -Xmeagol 2019
762. "My ass is not what it used to be" - Xmeagol 2019
763. "Yeah, I refer to IT as Johnson because Boris Johnson is a dick." - Xmeagol 2019, pre-Brexit
764. "Who would know where to buy a kid? Where's freaktal?" - Xmeagol playing Apex 2019
765. "I am going to do the Twitch Sings thing. One day in the [...] near future! This is [...] a promise." - Xmeagol 2020
766. "I see two nakeds on the beach" - Xmeagol 2020
767. "have you accepted alcohol as your Lord and savior xmeRage " - Bermu 2020, a month after he had the hangover of his life
768. "so @Bermu will you be my dick rocket padawan? xmeLove xmeRage " - @MrFreaktal 2020
769. "I wanna fucking.. fuck!" - Xmeagol 2020
770. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - Xmeagol 2020, slightly drunk
771. "I drank your nail varnish" - Xmeagol 2020
772. "follow the naked woman" - @Ys1s 2020
773. "find someone that looks at you like the way Dunk looks at Xmeagol" - @Saippukuppias 2020
774. "There is a guy under me" - Xmeagol 2020
775. "I like being naked." Xmeagol 2020
776. "Why doesn't this fit?" Xmeagol 2020
777. "You have to think of my channel as a reverse speedrun" - Xmeagol 2020
778. "game: *plays serious music* Xmeag: *instant focus*" - Prefetka 2020
779. "TRUMP YOU FUCK MY COUNTRY" -Some Iranian Dude in Apex 2020
780. "I like doing single player games in the evening" - @Xmeagol while starting CS in the evening, 2020
781. "Ah lazy, did you put it in the wrong place again?" - Xmeagol 2020
782. "thats why i love drinking swimming pool water" - shadoweire, 2020
783. "I don't cry when germans hurt me, I cry when japanese do." - @LadyInertia 2020
784. " I don't think I've been quoted and I hope it never happens." creeper121300 2020
785. "I like how everyone's depressed" - Xmeagol 2020
786. "I would say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills people" - lazybumplaysgames 2020
787. "I can talk without my fingers" - Xmeagol 2020, being Einstein
788. "I'm the Instant, I come first." - @AnInstantNoodle, 2020
789. "Lead by initiative!" - @Xmeagol while convincing Monk to send him money, 2020
790. "I fucking love full balls" - part_time_monk 2020
791. "It's on my wishlist doesn't mean I want it" - @Xmeagol 2020
792. "If you had a penis I would suck it" - @Xmeagol 2020
793. "They can't fuck all of us!" - @Xmeagol before getting his squad wiped, 2020
794. "just let him suffer" @Xmeagol 2020
795. I had to burn a candle cause Que decided to scratch his crack right next to me at the end of stream and now im dieing of the stank - Miss_Jaina 2020
796. "I love the horny one." Xmeagol 2020
797. "You guys should be proud! You made Hitler!" - @Xmeagol to an austrian, 2020
798. "I'm not baiting, i swear to god" - @Xmeagol 2020, baiting
799. "Sorry for the sexual harassment" - @Xmeagol 2020
800. "I'm interested in you or uncle Steve" - @Prefetka 2020
801. "What kind of shoes do you fuck?" - @Xmeagol 2020
802. "I got a big cock, don't worry about it" - @Xmeagol 2020
803. "I beat off in the shower so much I get hard when it rains" - TheReal_JosephStalin 2020
804. "Pay me enough so I don't bribe people" - @Xmeagol 2020
805. "I had a lot of sausage in Germany" - Xmeagol 2020
806. "fuck the kids" - xmeagol 2020
807. "Prefetka, I feel cold all of a sudden, please sit on me" - Bermu 2020
808. "Pls don't leave buddy... if you do I will suck my own dick" - Xmeagol 2020
809. "Give Quebec a nice juicy French kiss from me" - Xmeagol 2020
810. "Fuck you and fuck your Molotov" - Xmeagol 2020
811. "Why am I thinking of dick in a box?" - creeper121300 2020
812. "If you mention cookies one more time I swear I'm going to rape you" - Xmeagol 2020
813. "happily single, got a microwave" Xmeagol, 2020
814. "Rain makes my PePe pop" - Xmeagol 2020
815. "I'm gonna shit myself" - Quebec 2020
816. "they're going to come hard for me" - Xmeagol 2020
817. "I'm full of monkey.. stuff" - Xmeagol 2020
818. "I apologize to anyone that came for gameplay" - Xmeagol 2020, after having his drunk TED talk
819. "Balkans aren't people" - @Xmeagol 2020
820. "i really like penis" - @xmeagol & @lazybumplaysgames 2020
821. "Bros i made 10 bucks from the pooper!!!!!!!!" - @Xmeagol 2020
822. "What I don’t appreciate is this apricot size lump of shit stuck inside me" - @Xmeagol 2020
823. "gg gas hitler wins" - @Xmeagol 2020
824. "...If i wear certain types of socks, my feet smells worse than joe's (quebecs) ballsack" - miss_jaina 2020
825. "No. I didn't poop myself, but I definitely felt my anus tingle" -Xmeagol 2020
826. "I don't pay anything! ... Actually i have to pay 4 or 5 bucks" - @Xmeagol, 2020
827. "guys i gotta shit! Goddamn it golem!" -Xmeagol 2020
828. "You're not a civilian, you're a guy!" - @Xmeagol 2020
829. "He's not *real* French" Xmeagol 2020
830. "Fuck the kids! Don't fuck them literally I mean" - @Xmeagol 2020
831. "We can go and take the D again but someone has taken the D already" - @Xmeagol playing Battlefield V, 2020
832. "In your brain I understand that is perfectly true. But in our brains... eh I don't know what we were thinking." - Some guy in Rust, 2020
833. "I'm fine, nothing bad will happen to me" - @Xmeagol not even half a minute before he dies, 2020
834. "If you aim it right you can still shoot between the cracks." Xmeagol 2020
835. "I'm sucking the last chocolate off the stick" - @Xmeagol most likely talking about ice cream
836. "As an idiot I always have great ideas!" - @Xmeagol 2020
837. "The hacker just made my pee pee small" - @Xmeagol 2020
838. "I can not play Call of Duty without a Boner" - @Xmeagol 2020
839. "Twitch TOS? I don't give a shit about Twitch TOS!" - @Xmeagol 2021
840. "I have big boobies :D " - @TiddleyOstrich 2020/2021
841. "My pp don't work!" - @Xmeagol 2021
842. "I'm always a slut!" - @Xmeagol 2021
843. "I'm not gonna lose 20 grand over that" - @Xmeagol 2021
844. "The only thing I'm winning is losing" - Xmeagol 2021
845. "That's the funny part. Which is not funny." - @Xmeagol 2021
846. "Here I am 20 years later. Dumb as a brick but at least I have Half-Life 2" - @Xmeagol 2021
847. "Why can't I put it in?" - @Xmeagol 2021
848. "I'm glad I had the opportunity to show my balls and dick to you, chat." - @Xmeagol 2021
849. "So do you like my dick?" - @Xmeagol talking to a woman he just met, 2021
850. "First time I bring a woman to my dick and she jumps off the building" - @Xmeagol being a womanizer, 2021
851. "I guess I can land on my dick." - @Xmeagol 2021
852. "We should go to prison!" - @Xmeagol 2021
853. "Yup I'm accepting blowjobs from 9 year olds apparently" - @Xmeagol 2021
854. "I never write quotable stuff !" - @12Hensarg 2021
855. "D:" - @Tetizeraz 2021
856. "Simp for me"! - @Xmeagol 2021
857. "The only protection they're going to need is a condom because I will fuck them in the ass!" - @Xmeagol 2021
858. "why can't I get laid to do a job but sit on my arse and do nothing, it's unfair" - @amesarrow 2021
859. "i suck that dick until it come" - @croatiandood 2021
860. "I JUST CAME" - @croatiandood 2021
861. "I can handle my sausage !" Xmeagol 2021
862. "bad penis energy" - Xmeagol, March 2021
863. "I'd rather have him insult my mom than steal this scrap!" @Xmeagol playing Rust, 2021
864. "I'm the best hooker in town, baby! - @Xmeagol 2021
865. "You're a man. You have a higher social standard than a woman has!" - @Xmeagol talking to @Bermu 2021
866. "I mean what do they got to lose other than money?" - @Xmeagol 2021
867. "This is basically like a subpar version of Rust" - @Xmeagol playing DayZ, 2021
868. "I got canned Spaghetti in my hands" - @Xmeagol 2021
869. "This is a zombie world, you probably shouldn't put anything you don't know in your mouth" - @Xmeagol being a rocket scientist, 2021
870. "I saw a cow that can jump like a kangaroo!" - @Xmeagol "not on drugs", 2021
871. "I think streamers are super annoying." - @Xmeagol, a full-time streamer, 2021
872. "Guys, don't ever play Rust!" - @Xmeagol 2021
873. "Fucking kids. GET OFF MY LAWN!" - @Xmeagol 2021
874. "Im coming. Slowly but Im coming" Xmeagol, 2021
875.  "Just hold on for dear life, I'm coming"
876. "sometimes I just say random shit and hope that people will quote me :(" SandPitTurtle, 2021 Feeling left out on quotes
877. "My cringe just cringed." - Hensarg 2021
878. "It's time for war crimes!" - @Xmeagol 2021
879. "Fuck veteran!" - @Xmeagol losing all his US viewers, 2021
880. "This is the end of the road boys" - Xmeagol, just before being melted
881. "I'm always available" Xmeagol 2021
882. "I'm not gonna keep an eye on anything! This is a Call of Duty game!" - @Xmeagol 2021
883. "Oops" - @Nonnorounet after killing his entire team, 2021
884. "Only I can take a macro photo of your dick" - @Nonnorounet to @Xmeagol 2021
885. "Portuguese sounds like stupid german." - @Nonnorounet 2021
886. "My Steam account is older than you motherfucker!" - @Xmeagol 2021
887. "I got news about old age guys: I showered." - @Xmeagol 2021
888. "Just let us know when you're gonna raid us" - Totally not suspicious hacker kid in Rust, 2021
889. "is this beer?" Xmegs 2021, not sure if he's drinking beer or wine.
890. "Listen! If we win, we go fuck!" - Xmeagol 2021 (Playing a drunk game of CSGO)
891. "I was gonna say poor but bankrupt sounds more professional" - @Xmeagol 2021
892. "What is something not consistent? My paycheck" - @Xmeagol 2021
893. "360 degree of pure sex" Xmegs BF5, taking about tanks
894. "I did the thing!" - @Xmeagol watching his own Twitch channel, 2021
895. "Welcome back to this pit of Degeneracy." - Emmi 2021
896. "I'm going into the anus!" - @Xmeagol, 2021
897. "Fear the Cock man for he swoops in and erases your existence" xf1n1ss3 about Xmeagol using a wingsuit 2021
898. "i am coughing my f*cking Dick off" Xmeagol, 2021
899. "WHAT? YOU'RE ASKING ME TO ALT-TAB?!" - @Xmeagol being shocked, 2021
900. you should respect everyone regardless of dick gobbling -Xmeagol 2022
901. "oh we raving right I dont have my glow dicks with me" - StainlessSpadez 2021
902. "maybe the naked was died"
903. "Alright, where can i start shooting these kids" Xmegs '22 Rust
904. "What's going on? Why am I alone on a boat?"- Xmeagol's rustmates 2022
905. "I was cancelled before cancel was cool" -Xmeagol 2022
906. “he has the Asperger’s syndrome, he’s too autistic, he likes to hit the floor with the axe” - @xmeagol March 2022
907. “they’re getting countered, they’re getting countered! ahahah” (while watching the raiders get fucked) - @xmeagol 2022
908. "Sirens. You know, like in the bible." - Lala 2022
909. "You can use my body for a depot" -Xmeagol 2022
910. "You can come inside" -Xmeagol playing Rust 2022
911. "Golem is a Hobbit that went wrong" - Xmeagol 2022
912. "I wonder if these are gonna kill me, cuz I'll die." - xmeagol on rust 2022
913. "Mold porn" -Lala (threateningly) 2022
914.  Who's joining for a bunch of spitting and exploding all over everyone else?- Alhandrin L4D2 '22
915. "Its slow as fuck, like the owner" -Xmegs talking about his car
916. "I'll shit myself like a MAN!" -Xmeagol 2022
917. "See Emmi? I'm peeing!" -Xmeagol (proudly) 2022
918. "I'd fuck anything that moves" -Xmegs talking about he's a slut
919. "Weizel hiegh feiv" -Xmeagol speaking German 2023
920. "It's always good to kill children; get your blood going." -- Xmeagol, 14/3/23 (Rust)
921. "600 for a stack of pipes?! I'd rather go lose 3k again" -Monkey_lumps 2023
922. "Not only is that a lie, but it's also factually true." -Xmeagol, drunk Rust, 2023
923. "Where the fuck did the time WENT?! Did I just talk about dicks for two hours straight?" -Xmeagol, after talking about dicks for about three hours straight, 2023
924. "This is a new tangent, lads. I'm going to bed." - E2TheMob 2023 (Blowjobs discussions)
925. "Battlefield 5 is the best battlefield" -Xmeagol 2023 bn wrong as usual
926. "When do I ever complain?" -Xmeagol 2023
927. "Does pickles count as alcohol?" - Xmeagol, 2023, drunk Rust
928. "That's the gayest thing I've ever heard, and I've done a LOT of cock." -Xmeagol on sharing cockrings in 2023
929. "There's a pig here covering. They like, hired the animals." -Xmeagol 2023 in Rust
930. "maybe I misspelled with my tongue," -Xmeagol having rotbrain on apex
931. 'touch my tits and call me a trombone' -Xmegs rust, '23
932. "I like labs... they're like... nature's fuckin' chromo-homies... but dogs." -Xmeagol, 2023
933. "FLEA ON MY ASS! FLEA ON MY ASS! FLEA ON MY ASSHOOOOOOLLLLLLLEE!" - Lala 2023 losing at life
934. "Not that shoving something up your ass is a bad thing or anything." -Xmeagol 2023 on the merits of unsolicited porn
935. "go destink yourself" - at_timew0lf 2023
936. "father i am shaped like a pear idk who i could cosplay" - at_timew0lf 2023 (no context necessary)
937. "Alinio, please bang me." -Xmeagol playing CS:GO with a touch of angst
938. "DON'T YOU DARE ASK A THING OF GREEN. I DON'T SEE YOU BEING CLUTCH GOD!" - impassioned teammate in the new new csgo 2023
939. "Yeah, I'd bang myself." -Xmeagol 2023 looking at 2009 xmeagol pics
940. "I could probably take a whole load of horse cum" - Xmeagol feeling the love of CS2
941. Full body suits are going to be for VRChat and people are going to jack each other off with it
942. Full body suits are going to be for VRChat and people are going to jack each other off with it, quote me on it -Xmeagol 2023
943. "Dude, if they smell you, they just come..." - Xmeagol, Rust 2023
944. "Disneyland toilet!" Lala 2023 refusing to elaborate
945. "A-1. it's about to turn a whole nutfuck in here." - Lala while scrolling her...email? 2023
946. can I get an international mourning for golem's dick
947. "oh no. I'm the Nazi!?" -Xmeagol reliving a past life 2023
948. "if I had the power I'd make everyone fuck" -Xmeagol campaign slogan 2023
949. "But I AM a whore, as long as that makes my Catholic mommy upset." -Xmeagol being candid 2023
950. "You're always rasplootting me in the girdle!" -Lala 2024
951. "always pack the cream cheese in the poop" -Xmeagol 2024
952. "he basically used my face like a Fleshlight and he took a long time to cum. It was great." -Xmeagol 2024
953. "Banned" - Prefetka 2024
954. "oh I just ran over a ten year old." -Xmeagol in rust 2024
955. "I always wanted to be cured like a meat" - Lala 2024
956. "People are just spawn points to me." - Xmeagol 2024
957. "welp, gotta go find another streamer to harass" - EmmiTheIntrovert 2024
958. "I'd totally love to experience a menstrual cycle!" - Xmeagol 2024
959. Disregard my ramblings chat, for I am ill too, of the ass - Xmeagol (contaminated with the runs) 19th of April, 2024
960. cummies don't work chat - Xmeagol explaining male tortie calicos
961. I don't know if it was just my water that broke - Xmeagol 23/04/2024
962. "If your daddy has a python..." -Xmeagol daydreaming again 2024
963. "I'm not sick, just fat" -xmeagol 2024 talking about his penis
964. "the immovable object meets the the fastest horse..." -Xmeagol on philosophy 2024
965. "'"I love you' is my safeword" - ZamRabbit 2024
966. "I forgot I was streaming, shit" - Xmeagol 2016
967. "Everyone is so hot in this game, even Hitler" -Xmeagol on the state of Apex legends in 2024
968. "if you can't chug a big mac in two bites, then u would make a shitty homo." -Xmeagol on male potential 2024
969. "whenever I start to get down I just remember that there's no shit in my garage," -xmeagol on philosophy 2024
970. "Weather for Felgueiras: Conditions are Smoke with a temperature of 80F (27C). The wind is blowing from the E at 8mph (13km/h) and the current humidity is 25%." - Xmeagoland 2024
971. "I lag every time I enter my own crack." -Xmeagol contemplating 2024
972. "Am I supposed to put something in here? Because I have no clue." xmeagol during his first time, 2023 [DEVOTION 2024)
973. "I suppose blood and pussy isn't great for children" xmeagol, Devotion 2024
974. "I appreciate a good goblin..." --Xmeagol, 11/2/24 Apex
975. "I love this character. So well voicely acted...I think that's the gayest thing I've ever said." -Xmeagol referring to a scorpion woman 2024
976. "he's speaking random languages and then he drops in the middle of nowhere and expects me to perform?!" -Xmeagol on apex ranked 2024
977. "it's like an actual piece of meat, but smoked up and shit." - Xmeagol fantasizing 2024
978. " What did did the fuck is this?" -Xmeagol trying to play BF 2024
979. "I'm about to make u go play minecraft like a real kid!" -Lala to Pat in an argument 2024
980. "I think all women are pretty hot. Except Margaret Thatcher, maybe." Xmeagol, 2024
981. "It's not wet, just a little damp on the inside" - Xmeagol talking about some wood
982. “We’re practically an island if Spain didn’t exist” - Xmeagol talking about his coastal island life
983. "I love sucking the cock. Hell yeah!" -Xmeagol at the end of 2024
984. "I think every guy should fuck a submissive lady boy once in their life" - xmeagol 2024
985. "skin isn't made to have clothes on it." - Xmeagol bn progressive in 2025
986. "ya know, ya stick your thingy in the door and it rotates." - Xmeagol hopefully talking about keys 2025
987. "This is a big hole. Just what I needed by the way." -Xmeagol playing Rust
988. It's hard to be ... alive. - Xmeagle 2025
989. "it's Nice and thick" -Xmeagol spilling the tea 2025
990. "and of course, Triss. Balls." -Xmeagol ending stream 2025
991. "Hopefully I'm a Nazi on the next run" -Xmeagol 2025 (BFV)
992. "Are u fucking Spanish? U have to be" -Xmeagol in CS2 coms
993. "I've never been French, so I wouldn't know" -Xmeagol the proud Portuguese 2025
994. "well, I'm not gay. I do remember I always liked cock tho." -Xmeagol reminiscing on rust night 2025
995. "You're the best" - HeyMyNameIs_A 2025 (Xmeagol is the best)